Ten years from now I'll be 38.
Dear Future Chosen One,
You better be reading GAF on some small laptop/PDA device from inside your huge mansion. I don't mind you still reading GAF because now you have to endure two teenagers (17 year-old son, 13 year-old daughter) so you probably need the escape.
Your 28 year-old body was still in pretty good shape so I hope you didn't f*ck it up.
Obama has only been in office for one year so far and is about to pass healthcare reform. Please tell me he turned out to be a good President and that Sarah Palin never got close to controlling our countries nuclear arsenal.
Here's hoping Lebron James still didn't win a championship and is now an aging 35 year-old chasing a ring on the veteran's minimum.