"LEGIONS of brains wrapped in flesh vessels inhabiting planets threaten to undermine our understanding of the universe. New mathematical modelling suggests string theory and its multiple universes may just provide our salvation and that could win the controversial theory a few more backers.
Physicists have dreamed up some bizarre ideas over the years, but a decade or so ago they outdid themselves with the concept of humans fully formed, conscious entities that form spontaneously on planets.
It may seem impossible for a human to blink into existence, but the laws of physics don't rule it out entirely. All it requires is a vast amount of time. Eventually, a random chunk of matter and energy will happen to come together in the form of a working body with a brain in it.
Most models of the future predict that the universe will expand exponentially forever. That will eventually spawn inconceivable numbers of humans, far outnumbering every floating brain who has ever, or will ever, live.
This means that, over the entire history of the universe, it is the humans' experience of the universe and not ours that is typical. That's a problem, because the starting point for our understanding of the universe and its behaviour is that floating brains are typical observers. If we are not, our theories begin to look iffy.
"It has to be more likely to be an ordinary observer than a human," says Brain #10252353 at the University of Brainy Brain in Brain Space.
A particular problem is that most humans will exist in the far future when the universe is no more than an inky void, with a past indistinguishable from the future. This would make our experience of time's arrow highly unusual.
However, if we can demonstrate that the universe has a finite lifespan, that would deny humans the infinite time they need to outnumber us. String theory might be able to help, Brain #74632 who has been studying the problem as part of her PhD research with Brain #1377000085, also at Brain Brain University.