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[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I was driving home from work today and I saw some high school kid walking by with a T-shirt that said "Jesus Is A Cunt" in a big bold Frankie Goes To Hollywood-esque font. Real classy. All the cars in front of me were slowing down so they could yell at the kid. I almost got in a wreck myself because of the bastard....I wasn't yelling, I just couldn't take my eyes off that damn shirt.

Is this just a Seattle thing or are other dorks all over the world wearing this shit? And where the hell do you buy your official "Jesus is a Cunt" gear? Sears?

 

[Nerevar]

www.tshirthell.com

 

[Suranga3]

I see quite a few "Jesus is my homeboy" shirts, but never a jesus is a cunt shirt.

 

[Xenon]

haha

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

www.tshirthell.com

That'd seem like the proper place to pick up some official Jesus is a Cunt merchandise, but I don't see it. Maybe it's so popular they're out of stock.


Up to this point, the worst T-shirt I've seen was one that said "Yo! Rap Sucks!" on the front, and then on the back it read "Shut Up Bitch!". Didn't make a lick of sense.

Vaginal Jesus now takes the top spot.

 

[etiolate]

 

[Dyne]

I took up a bet to wear my Penny Arcade "Jesus is F'ing Metal!"shirt to my church. I'll do it.

 

[Loki]

<mesmerized by teh boobies>

Man, I feel guilty staring at her ample assets when her face makes her look like she's 16. : /


Still, that rack is a laudable accomplishment.

 

[FortNinety]

I fucking hate "hot chicks" jumping on the nerd band wagon.

 

[Lemurnator]

I am a hot chick and am offended by your comment.

 

[robochimp]

I fucking hate "hot chicks" jumping on the nerd band wagon.

They can jump on my bandwagon anytime, maybe even several times

 

[Minotauro]

Wasn't that slogan originally on a Cradle of Filth t-shirt accompanied by the image of a naked nun crucified upside-down? I'm almost positive that a woman was arrested for wearing it in public and a court battle ensued.

 

[Lemurnator]

Wasn't that slogan originally on a Cradle of Filth t-shirt accompanied by the image of a naked nun crucified upside-down? I'm almost positive that a woman was arrested for wearing it in public and a court battle ensued.

 

[Minotauro]

Man, I feel guilty staring at her ample assets when her face makes her look like she's 16.

Are you out of your mind? She's easily 21.

Regardless, they are indeed impressive.