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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Using this thread as an excuse to post this

 

[Prez]

Guys, I think I could pull off a fedora but I'd have to be wearing a suit.

I don't own a suit that fits me or a fedora so I guess I'll just have to throw it up as one of lifes many mysteries.

I've seen you and like most people you can't pull off a fedora.

 

[Snuggles]

Seriously this is just horrible.

at least he mixed it up with the last one

 

[Lkr]

Just wear it with a graphic tee, some cargo shorts, and some crusty skate shoes. Those are multipliers for niceness.

Even better, you might get one in jean shorts

 

[Az987]

I've seen you and like most people you can't pull off a fedora.

Lalalala I'm not listening!

 

[Jzero]

I was kinda singing to what he was writing.

 

[TheKaeptain]

at least he mixed it up with the last one

Lamelance makes me want to take a screen shot of my buddy's phone and post it. Dude was going crazy one day over this chick.

 

[Linkhero1]

Holy shit looooool

 

[Snuggles]

Lalalala I'm not listening!

Please listen. Not just for our sake, but yours.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Holy shit looooool

whoa that's fucking stalker shit.

 

[Lkr]

Holy shit looooool

What the fuck no way this is real

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I used to be a Lame Lance to this one girl.

 

[FStop7]

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Douche chills / wahjah incarnate.

I used to be a Lame Lance to this one girl.

We were all lovesick dipshits at one point or another in our lives.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I have a buddy that is always talking about being a "nice guy." This past semester he also LameLance'd a chick. In fact that shit happened like three weeks ago. He went crazy because he saw me and this chick he liked. He ends up telling me that he was trying to text her all day. He even went on to tell me that I should try and fuck her because he wants to know how easy she is.

 

[Wazzim]

I Lame Lanced a lot in early high school. Got called out for it once and I promised myself to stop acting like a giant loser.

 

[faceless007]

at least he mixed it up with the last one

I'm not sure what's worse, that he sent almost every one at 6:06 AM or that he stopped for about a month and then started again.

 

[out0v0rder]

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brian seems fun. thats also the first message i have seen that doesn't say fa**ot in it.

 

[LuffyZoro]

I'm not sure what's worse, that he sent almost every one at 6:06 AM or that he stopped for about a month and then started again.

I get the feeling the first ones were automated.

 

[BlazinAm]

I have a buddy that is always talking about being a "nice guy." This past semester he also LameLance'd a chick. In fact that shit happened like three weeks ago. He went crazy because he saw me and this chick he liked. He ends up telling me that he was trying to text her all day. He even went on to tell me that I should try and fuck her because he wants to know how easy she is.

I was thinking of something fucked up to post that might get me banned.

 

[CriginsMcJuggs]

This is my favorite:

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, brotha.
Also, what kind of girl is trying to pull in when his picture just screams "BOREDOM"

 

[BlazinAm]

I Lame Lanced a lot in early high school. Got called out for it once and I promised myself to stop acting like a giant loser.

Yep that happened to me and never again.

 

[y2dvd]

Fack, I'm changing my nice guy image on OKC haha.

 

[Lambtron]

I do kinda feel bad for people just posting how they always get 'friendzoned'.

Why? There's no such thing as the fucking "friend zone." Boo hoo, poor me, the pussy overlord will not grant me access to her pussy even though I've been trying to be nice to her.

 

[BlazinAm]

This is my favorite:

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, brotha.
Also, what kind of girl is trying to pull in when his picture just screams "BOREDOM"

To help the people who are nervous about setting up a future OKC account. What should someone do?

I think stating interest, hobbies, work/school status is important stating point. Also have a good fucking picture would help.

I don't have a OKC account and have no interest in it.... but why are people not having their accounts peer/ friend reviewed?

 

[Ezalc]

This is a fedora? It looks a bit more like a stovepipe top hat.

 

[Izick]

This is how I picture most Gafers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kwUBrRjaM

The fall at the end gave it away.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

This is a fedora? It looks a bit more like a stovepipe top hat.

He's going for that 1859 chic.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Why? There's no such thing as the fucking "friend zone." Boo hoo, poor me, the pussy overlord will not grant me access to her pussy even though I've been trying to be nice to her.

Uh, that's not what I meant at all. I don't feel bad for people who feel that they're in the friend zone, they're fucking morons. I feel 'kinda' bad for them because people are publicly posting their photos and mocking them.

 

[Linkhero1]

This is how I picture most Gafers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kwUBrRjaM

LOL top comment was what I was thinking.

 

[Lambtron]

To help the people who are nervous about setting up a future OKC account. What should someone do?

I think stating interest, hobbies, work/school status is important stating point. Also have a good fucking picture would help.

I don't have a OKC account and have no interest in it.... but why are people having their accounts peer/ friend reviewed?

Probably because it comes across as creepy?

The last thing I'd want in a potential mate is them whining about how they always get friendzoned. It sets off red flags for sure. I would be completely out of boners for them.

 

[PhoenixDark]

This describes at least 60% of GAFers

 

[TheKaeptain]

LOL top comment was what I was thinking.

Lmao me too.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The fall at the end gave it away.

Please tell me you aren't on this site.

Uh, that's not what I meant at all. I don't feel bad for people who feel that they're in the friend zone, they're fucking morons. I feel 'kinda' bad for them because people are publicly posting their photos and mocking them.

Hopefully they don't like... kill themselves and instead utilize this as an opportunity for self-reflection.

 

[Lambtron]

Uh, that's not what I meant at all. I don't feel bad for people who feel that they're in the friend zone, they're fucking morons. I feel 'kinda' bad for them because people are publicly posting their photos and mocking them.

Eh, I think the behavior is creepy enough that a public shaming is fine. Especially that fuckstick who said if he knew someone who was sexually assaulted he'd tell them to stop living in the past. OKAY, ASS HOLE.

 

[BlazinAm]

Probably because it comes across as creepy?

The last thing I'd want in a potential mate is them whining about how they always get friendzoned. It sets off red flags for sure. I would be completely out of boners for them.

The last part there was a "not " in the question.

The "friendzoned" doesn't sell these people and they should learn that it has no place in the dating/relationship space.

 

[Devolution]

To help the people who are nervous about setting up a future OKC account. What should someone do?

I think stating interest, hobbies, work/school status is important stating point. Also have a good fucking picture would help.

I don't have a OKC account and have no interest in it.... but why are people not having their accounts peer/ friend reviewed?

You're asking why passive aggressive douches aren't self-aware enough to get input on their profiles?

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Eh, I think the behavior is creepy enough that a public shaming is fine. Especially that fuckstick who said if he knew someone who was sexually assaulted he'd tell them to stop living in the past. OKAY, ASS HOLE.

Like I said, the dickheads posting offensive or sexist comments deserve to be mocked. I just feel kinda sorry for the oblivious morons who obviously have personal issues.

Hopefully they don't like... kill themselves and instead utilize this as an opportunity for self-reflection.

They seem unstable enough to do something stupid because of this. I doubt most people would use it as a way to improve themselves though, people like that are usually set in their ways of blaming everyone else for their own problems.

 

[BlazinAm]

You're asking why passive aggressive douches aren't self-aware enough to get input on their profiles?

Fair enough.

Like I said, the dickheads posting offensive or sexist comments deserve to be mocked. I just feel kinda sorry for the oblivious morons who obviously have personal issues.



They seem unstable enough to do something stupid because of this. I doubt most people would use it as a way to improve themselves though, people like that are usually set in their ways of blaming everyone else for their own problems.

This I assume that OKC was a way to represent yourself akin to a LinkedIn account or something.

 

[Satch]

This describes at least 60% of GAFers

low balling

 

[CriginsMcJuggs]

two more goldmines:

Your all morons

this one sounds like he is challenging the reader to win his heart. That bitch.

I call this one "Fuckin Bitches"

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

They seem unstable enough to do something stupid because of this. I doubt most people would use it as a way to improve themselves though, people like that are usually set in their ways of blaming everyone else for their own problems.

A shame. I know a few people like this, it's painful to see. Even I had shades of this issue back in high school before I wised up and realized that the problem was me.

We should create like, an epiphany machine, that when we shoot someone with it, they have epiphanies and aren't jackasses anymore.

 

[Devolution]

Typical "I'm such a nice guy but women are fucking whores who like that bad boy on his motorcycle."

 

[BlazinAm]

two more goldmines:

Your all morons

this one sounds like he is challenging the reader to win his heart. That bitch.

I call this one "Fuckin Bitches"

You're.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

two more goldmines:

Your all morons

this one sounds like he is challenging the reader to win his heart. That bitch.

I call this one "Fuckin Bitches"

The first one has a very punchable face.

 

[Satch]

captyamato i thought i was your girlfriend so why are you hitting on a-m

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Typical "I'm such a nice guy but women are fucking whores who like that bad boy on his motorcycle."

Devo, should I buy a motorcycle? You're a female, let me know. Also, your thoughts on leather?

 

[SmokyDave]

Your all morons

this one sounds like he is challenging the reader to win his heart. That bitch.

This guy really doesn't 'get' the idea of a dating profile does he?

Might as well just type "I fucking hate women" and have done with it.

 

[BlazinAm]

The first one has a very punchable face.

Both do really.

Also. Knees to faces.

 

[User 100115]

To the guys that think women not shaving is disgusting: you realize that if you ever get married/or live with a girl, there's a good chance she's only going to shave when it's warm and she's going to be showing off her legs right?

 

[bud]