RobotMafia
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What a fantastic opener.
Slump it dude. Slump it.
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Slump it dude. Slump it.
OttomanScribe
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Not sure if I understand the 'too many sex partners' question.
Does it mean in general, or just with women? It could also be about men? In terms of someone reply no to a question that asks them if they could ever have too many sex partners.
Get me?
Does it mean in general, or just with women? It could also be about men? In terms of someone reply no to a question that asks them if they could ever have too many sex partners.
Get me?
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
I still think its an orgy question
Man that's sad. I was rooting for the dude....
OttomanScribe
Member
Oh. Definitely.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
oh wait nm i just noticed the past tense on it.
Arjen
Member
What a fantastic opener.
Says it's very damn important that his parnter smell good, only showers a couple times a week himself lol.
Moneyhats2k5
Member
Straight rejection is better. She was ice cold.
I really liked the set up for this, actually. Well shot and didn't really delve into making fun of any aspect of the people. It just kind of laid them out for what they are and you then decide what you want after that. I was rooting for the guy at the end... really crappy that she wasn't into him after they literally left the room, but oh well.
outunderthestars
Banned
Agreed. I cringed when I clicked the link, but thought it was actually handled really well. I feel for the guy.
Poor guy; I was rooting for him too.
The girl that he plays games with is so cute. You could practically hear his heart pounding when she talked.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Yeah in terms of the best things I think girls can do with rejection, from best approach to worst approach
- Straight up honest and simple rejection
- Padded rejection (honest rejection with a little tact, this may be more appropriate when being courted by a guy who you care a little about or have known a while)
- Ignore
- Make up excuses as to why you can't hang out or things of that nature (the bad kind of padded rejection)
- Straight up rejection in a really mean or condescending fashion
- Lead dude man on (unless the girl honestly doesn't know she's doing it.)
The last 2 are no-nos....and the excuses one in the middle isn't appropriate but it's not what I would call extremely insulting. The top three are fairly reasonable and what I think I would do if I were a girl being courted a lot lol but who knows maybe I dunno what I'm talking about.
As for the guy in the bronie video, I think he has a good head on him. He came off as fairly sincere and not bitter about his circumstances. Just needs to work on technique and be a little more sure of himself. Hope things work out for him.
Guys, I think I found the girl for all of these nice guys.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlyssaPenrose
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlyssaPenrose
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
LOOOOOOOOOOL
So... I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs either. Am I straight edge too? Do I have to get a tattoo to commemorate?
Way to get the ladies interested, stud.
Holy fuck at this guy.
Oh man... so they're showing new episodes of this?
I'm... going to be on this 
Won't tell you who I am but you should be able to figure it out!
Won't tell you who I am but you should be able to figure it out!I can't see the link at my job but I became friends with a dude named Alex at another con recently, who mentioned on his FB he was filmed for the show. Wonder if that's the guy... because he's a pretty cool fellow.
This show was originally gonna air on TLC but TLC wanted the creators to edit it and splice it up a bit to be a bit more "mean" toward the men. Thankfully, Glitch (the host) didn't want to go through with this so this season will just be web-only. Thank god.
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YOu know, I've avoided this thread up until now but Ive just wasted like a half hour reading some of this stuff. Holy Hell... Oh brother.
Cow Mengde
Banned
Sounds legit.
Stuff like this sticks out to me:
I like a guy who is slightly chunky
I mean, did I accidentally run across one of the Tumblr traps for these people?
Cow Mengde
Banned
For all we know, it's somebody from this thread, or somebody who read this thread.
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
So the chick that played games with me, and a few bashing me for not doing anything? Well, I just found out she was a contestant for Miss North Carolina:
I dunno. I forgot about her, but now for some reason I'm even more pissed, lmao.
Picture is airbrushed to the max, though.
I dunno. I forgot about her, but now for some reason I'm even more pissed, lmao.
Picture is airbrushed to the max, though.
the fedora part gives it away
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
So the chick that played games with me, and a few bashing me for not doing anything? Well, I just found out she was a contestant for Miss North Carolina:
I dunno. I forgot about her, but now for some reason I'm even more pissed, lmao.
Picture is airbrushed to the max, though.
Vinyl skin gets me hot yo.
Aside from the corny letter, I don't get the problem with this one. Average self-esteem is bad? If shaving legs is the worst thing about it, I'd say he's doing much better than all the other nice guys.
Full House slash, got me. :lol
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
I post this one just for the massive levels of swag:
I think this guy is in law school:
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
bernardobri
Steve, the dog with no powers that we let hang out with us all for some reason
Sure, why not. Your place?
Yeah that works.
Shit I never knew it was so easy.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
So... have we found the Nice Guy Dream Girl?
What... the hell?
Via limegl0wstix. Holy moley look at this profile
I want you to Imagine that you are in a rush for work. The day started badly, and you barely got past the annoying “pervy” rotating doors that always seem to catch your work skirt. And to make matters worse the security guard that is always eye-balling you on Mondays, is there, doing what he does best to add “creepy”, on top of your already cruddy, morning… But wait, there’s more…
You cram inside what you can only describe as a elevating prison from hell, having people you don’t like (especially that guy who NEVER showers), shoved into your personal space.
The day has only begun, and you stare out of the closing elevator doors hoping a savior will throw a bomb into the room to end your suffering. Ignoring the feint cries of “hold the doors”, you close your eyes for 30 brief seconds of beauty sleep, and officially sign off on the orders to begin what will be another lousy day.
But before the doors can close, you are awoken by what appears to be a ragged steel toe boot, caught in the doors, directly eye level, staring you in the face. You immediately hate whoever this crummy high kicking boot belongs too.
The doors Open, and you see a man with a black hat, and a red 5 o’clock shadow, holding two large metal suit cases. The security guard coming to check the noise tries to get one last peek at you before “Mr. Red 5 o’clock shadow” can enter.
The man with the red shadow Spots your ever disgusted look at the pervy gaurd. And before the guard can savor your body forever in his pervish mind, Mr. red shadow, drops the ever so large metal suit case on the little pervy guards foot.
Instantly bringing a smile to your face. Which… you notice the man see, and instantly change to a frown.
Seeing that there is no space left in the elevator, and that your cries have been answered, the man with the Red 5 o’clock shadow ignores the yelling coming from the Guard; turns to you, leans in to press the “close door” button, and says with a smile on his face:
“This frown? Gooooinnngg uuup?
The doors slowly close like the endings of old wild west movies, contributing to what has now been, your best day at work.
-The end.
(P.S: In case you didn’t get it. The guy with the 5 o’clock shadow was me.)
What... the hell?
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
I...uhm...
huh
huh
blame space
Banned
Code:
SPACE POKER
RELIGIONS SPORTS
FEMALES BOOBIES
LIFE WHERE TO GO ON VACATION
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Holy fuck at this guy.
I'M A SOCIOPATH, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
Conciliator
Banned
God I don't know why I go in this thread, it makes me nauseous every time.
These are so fucking good lol
How did you find this out? Are you stalking her?
How did you find this out? Are you stalking her?
freenudemacusers
Member
What is that blob of text I just read.
Conciliator
Banned
CANNOT be real.
So... have we found the Nice Guy Dream Girl?
"Building on a Soiled Foundation" is a great album title.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
CANNOT be real.
HAS to be real.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Wat.
Never eating carbs again.
maquiladora
Member
Aw yiss. Bread.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
This dude reminds me of a hobo Rupert Grint.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Truly, I am sorry for bumping this. It's been months and months.
But I had to.
For this:
But I had to.
For this:
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