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Nick Jonas' for Flaunt magazine... NSFW

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I don't considering grabbing your nuts or dick aggressively or even playfully to be "sexy".

Like...."yeah, I have a penis, you like that?" face doesn't do the trick for me.
 
HylianTom said:
No shots from behind, eh? What a shame..

And he's either sleepy or high on something. :/
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InfiniteBento said:
I don't considering grabbing your nuts or dick aggressively or even playfully to be "sexy".

Like...."yeah, I have a penis, you like that?" face doesn't do the trick for me.
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my current SO is the only girl i've ever been with that gets legitimately and instantly turned on when seeing my penis and asks for pics of it and all that

I don't really get it either and I thought dick pics working was just a myth but hey
 
botty said:
They also took this...strange ass shot of him.

Didn't include it in the main post cause it's kind of gross...imo.
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That's not gross at all!

Anyway, I had no idea Nick Jonas was so hot until today.

T.O.P said:
Saw this earlier

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_DrMario_ said:
I don't see what's so attractive about him. His face is meh and his chest needs work.
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You're crazy!

Personally, I'm not really into overly muscular guys that much. I prefer them leaner/toned/fit.
 
SalsaShark said:
my current SO is the only girl i've ever been with that gets legitimately and instantly turned on when seeing my penis and asks for pics of it and all that

I don't really get it either and I thought dick pics working was just a myth but hey
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Well, dick pics and actual face full of dick are different. I'm totally down to see HD's D all day every day but posing like that cover would be far more humorous than sexy.

The dick grab just looks weird.
 
For me it's nice but he's obviously using padding. The bulge isn't nearly as alluring as the one Joe Jonas's BFF, Martin Barlan, has in that picture of him in some dinky shorts.

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VPL makes it so much better.
 
moggio said:
For me it's nice but he's obviously using padding. The bulge isn't nearly as alluring as the one Joe Jonas's BFF, Martin Barlan, has in that picture of him in some dinky shorts.

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VPL makes is so much better.
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reminds me when i tried to wear my fiance's thong. Stranglehold
 
backslashbunny said:
I feel like this photoshoot was directed by a person that has a really unique idea of what "sexy" means.

Neither an enormous bulge, nor a gratuitous CROTCH GRABS, is attractive. Please.

Wishlist: huge shoulders, ripped arms, and a sexy expression. When I see this dude's facial expressions, I get the "dipshit asshole" read. Maybe I'm being unfair though, and it's resting-bitch-face-syndrome, but for dudes?

*edit: Or maybe I am the one with a really unique idea of "sexy." That could also be true.
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Don't worry, you aren't alone. There's absolutely nothing sexy to me about those photos, and all they do is make me find him repulsive, not attractive. He just comes off looking so yucky, to use a word that's not really what I want to use but the only thing that comes to mind at the moment. *heh*

And his face just gives off such a douchebag vibe.
 
Nick has hosted a number of popular gay nights here in NYC recently. He's doing a strange, strange marketing campaign right now. He's straight (or so he claims), but l o v e s to pose for the gays.
 
okno said:
Nick has hosted a number of popular gay nights here in NYC recently. He's doing a strange, strange marketing campaign right now. He's straight (or so he claims), but l o v e s to pose for the gays.
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I don't think he's gay, hes being smart. Having a loyal gay audience is one of the best thigns you can do in music I think. Bryan Kasenic started doing this with his Bunker Parties, bringing in the Wrecked NYC guys, periodically doing parties with all gay djs like prosumer, boris, murat tepeli, flying in the honey soundsystem guys, etc.
 
okno said:
Nick has hosted a number of popular gay nights here in NYC recently. He's doing a strange, strange marketing campaign right now. He's straight (or so he claims), but l o v e s to pose for the gays.
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Get those gay coins. I'm all for his new marketing strategy.
 
octave one said:
I don't think he's gay, hes being smart. Having a loyal gay audience is one of the best thigns you can do in music I think. Bryan Kasenic started doing this with his Bunker Parties, bringing in the Wrecked NYC guys, periodically doing parties with all gay djs like prosumer, boris, murat tepeli, flying in the honey soundsystem guys, etc.
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What Bryan did for Bunker is pretty different from what Nick is doing with his marketing. I think it's absolutely phenomenal what Nick is doing (not just because I get to look at him with his shirt off), because it breaks a barrier in mainstream music that has hardly even been cracked before. Straight guys are so rarely seen in largely gay venues, and Nick is embracing it with wide open arms. I think it's pretty interesting, but what's especially interesting about it is how deep he gets into it. He hosts these parties, walks among the crowd, lets the guys touch his body (all of it) and does with aplomb.

I do love so much what Bryan has done with the queer parties. He has single-handledly made them accessible to the masses and fully broke the barrier that was placed between straight and queer parties didn't used to exist in the early days of techno. With Bunker, he has made these parties about the music and not about any social norm. Love that guy.
 
okno said:
Nick has hosted a number of popular gay nights here in NYC recently. He's doing a strange, strange marketing campaign right now. He's straight (or so he claims), but l o v e s to pose for the gays.
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I think the men are finally waking up to what Kylie Minogue, Cher, Madonna, Kathy Griffin, and others knew. Gays will pay you and are usually a steadfast fanbase. The gay following is what brought Kylie back to music after her battle with cancer. A large following of gays bought her albums and she got another shot after being out of the scene for so long.
 
backslashbunny said:
I feel like this photoshoot was directed by a person that has a really unique idea of what "sexy" means.

Neither an enormous bulge, nor a gratuitous CROTCH GRABS, is attractive. Please.

Wishlist: huge shoulders, ripped arms, and a sexy expression. When I see this dude's facial expressions, I get the "dipshit asshole" read. Maybe I'm being unfair though, and it's resting-bitch-face-syndrome, but for dudes?

*edit: Or maybe I am the one with a really unique idea of "sexy." That could also be true.
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shidoshi said:
Don't worry, you aren't alone. There's absolutely nothing sexy to me about those photos, and all they do is make me find him repulsive, not attractive. He just comes off looking so yucky, to use a word that's not really what I want to use but the only thing that comes to mind at the moment. *heh*

And his face just gives off such a douchebag vibe.
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I love these posts gosh darn it all.
 
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