So this is what we're all expecting right?:
-SM3DW is actually a small part of the Super Mario Realities MMO and it's due out tomorrow.
-Wind Waker HD comes with a 5-hour demo of LoZ: The era of flooding, which is essentially Skyrim but with Gorons and shit.
-Retro gives birth to a tiny baby DK (as in, YI

S Baby DK) which announces that their new IP, a WRPG inspired by D&D (Complete with collectable figures to use in your own adventures you make) is out yesterday.
-Metroid Aftermath gets announced and it's a FPS with so much lore attached, it makes Master Chief blush. (Also because he partners with her in this new game. If you complete the game in under a minute, you get a 30 minute movie of passionate romance.)
-Pokémon Spectrum is announced. It's an MMO designed by Blizzard that's free to play on any device. And yes, that includes IOS and steam.
-Kirby's Bad Dream gets teased. Plot is that Kirby goes mental and kicks everyone's ass. Made by platinum games. Features live Kamiya commentary!
-F-Zero GX HD is shown and it's F-Zero GX in 1080p at 60fps. Online play, custom track creation is included. Special edition includes a replica of Falcon's helmet and the entire anime series relocalized by the Disney Studio Ghibli team.
-Earthbound 2 (A.K.A Mother 4) is announced. Graphics are Rayman origins quality. Sound done by the London philharmonic orchestra. Comes with a bio-engineered Mr. Saturn.
-Miyamoto reveals that he's working on 20 new titles. 10 new IP's, 10 franchise revivals. Teased ones are Starfox, Star Tropics, Famicom Mystery club, Stunt Racer FX and Knight Move.
-Account system that's accessible on every Nintendo system. Have a physical copy of a game? Send photo proof to Nintendo, you can redownload that game forever. On everything in any region. Even in OZ.
-VC gets N64, GBA, GCN, Genesis, TG-16, Neo Geo, Commodore 64, Saturn, Dreamcast, Atari, ZX Spectrum, Amiga, 3DO, Jaguar, CD-I and Cassio Loopy support. Unreleased games are also put on the service. Starfox 2, Raven Blade and SMB5 are the first ones.
-Nintendo buys SEGA and makes Sonic Adventure 3, Alex Kidd in Omniverse World, Space Channel 5 part 3, Crazy Taxi world and Factory Panic 2.
-Nintendo buys Atlus and makes Persona 5, SMT 5 and Snowboard Kids 3.
-Nintendo buys Capcom and makes SF5, Megaman 11, Megaman X9, Legends 3, Battle Network 7, Final Fight 4, Darkstalkers Insurrection, 2042, Ghouls and Goblins, Resi 7, Dino Crisis 4 and a gritty next-gen SONSON remake.
-Nintendo buys Konami and makes MGR:2, Castlevania 1999, Contra: Balls to the Wall, Goemon World, A Parodius game designed by the Monty Python folks, Suidoken 6 and Dream Penguin Adventure EX.
-Nintendo partners with Valve to create Half Life 3 X Shemue 3.
Anything less and we can consider them DOOMED.
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