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[Phatcorns]

Hahaha, this year has made me realize I've gone from being interested in games, to news about games, to jokes made about news about games.

Fucking laugh my ass off, I love this stuff.

 

[Medalion]

meltdown...from the dissapointing reveal the new Wii is just that...another incarnation of the current Wii but not any more powerful like rumors have been hyping for awhile?

 

[Fat Goron]

 

[LuFel]

come tueasday naooo...!

 

[Caramello]

 

[Woffls]

Uh oh, we've got two sets of images going now. Split timeline!

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Uh oh, we've got two sets of images going now. Split timeline!

New Zelda, OOT Sequel confirmed for Cafe.

 

[Fat Goron]

Uh oh, we've got two sets of images going now. Split timeline!

Gotta use the Skyward Sword to unify them!

 

[Dreamwriter]

Uh oh, we've got two sets of images going now. Split timeline!

So the picture is really secretly showing a new Zelda game!

 

[Jive Turkey]

This needs to be added to Dudebro.

Seperate IP for maximum awesome.

Weren't there werewolf pirates in Wind Waker?

I just remember the ghost ship which moved around according to the moon's phase.

 

[PowderedToast]

hahah this thread is fantastic

this is why i love E3

 

[elfinke]

This has been a fun week.

/edit: Dammit Fat Goron and Woffls!

 

[M-PG71C]

You guys are blind as hell, can't you fucking see it? It's a Daytona USA remake, with the original theme song. It's clearly behind that Nintendo sign.

The Cafe is one powerful machine, it is the first ever console to handle the epicness of Saturn emulation. PussyStation 3 can't handle the Sega Scream!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6xkJ4RcFU

Shit's real now!

 

[Koodo]

http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/7editeurs20110606_003232_1_big.jpg

Is this picture in 3D?

 

[beastmode]

 

[Graphics Horse]

Is this picture in 3D?

No it's just haunted.

 

[DSFan1970]

 

[MisterHero]

Is this picture in 3D?

The shirts were screwed up in the silk-screening process and Nintendo was too cheap to fix them

 

[Fat Goron]

There ya go!

EDIT: Shit! For each set of timelines we unify, two more branches are born!
Damn you, Zelda, and your shitty ocarina......

 

[Poyunch]

Somehow I'm expecting the Outline gang to appear.

 

[Reticent Rhino]

Oh god, what have I unleashed?

 

[Hot Coldman]

Somehow I'm expecting the Outline gang to appear.

I was just trying to implement the fat Gears 2 Japanese dude but couldn't get him in it in a satisfying manner.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Somehow I'm expecting the Outline gang to appear.

Yeah I was really surprised that I didn't see them when I got back.

 

[Sai-kun]

This fucking thread. Hahahha.

 

[Hellraizah]

Surprised nobody noticed that one.

 

[Big One]

^ I actually see it oh shit

 

[Truth101]

Cafe to be the official name.

I am pleased.

 

[Trurl]

It's the Rat King! He kidnaps fanboys who stay up late trying to figure out Nintendo's secrets.

Edit: oh, now I see "CAFE" too. At first I saw a humanoid rat wearing a cape and holding its arms menacingly.

 

[TheCongressman1]

Surprised nobody noticed that one.
CAFEISTHENAMEINTHECURTAINS.jpg

Oh my, well that one is actually visible. I can't think of many other things it could say, than Cafe.

 

[Poyunch]

Ugh what an ugly font. Hopefully it's still just the codename.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Cafe to be the official name.

I am pleased.

In the worst font of all time.

 

[Fat Goron]

Shit just got real.

 

[Let me in]

Nintendo DMCA ninja takedown notice in 3... 2... 1...

 

[beastmode]

 

[Trurl]

I see a fetus below the red arrow.

 

[TheCongressman1]

Ugh what an ugly font. Hopefully it's still just the codename.

I don't think they would go with something so wobbly. Probably just the window and curtain making it look odd.

 

[Raxus]

I hate to keep quoting this post but the werewolf face is clearly starfox. You can make out the logo. Probably the 3DS game.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Could say GAME, rather than CAFE.

 

[comedy bomb]

Watch it be an actual Cafe area lol

 

[Keyouta]

Surprised nobody noticed that one.

Interesting.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

I hate to keep quoting this post but the werewolf face is clearly starfox. You can make out the logo. Probably the 3DS game.

Or the multiplayer online Cafe Star Fox made by Valve.

 

[Let me in]

They're trolling us and really just serving coffee and donuts at their booth.

Remember the Revolution logo? They're probably not ready to name the console yet.

 

[Trurl]

I like the word CAFE but it already has strong associations for me and it's hard for me to imagine associating it with video games. At least it's not an ugly name like "Next" or "Stream."

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Watch it be an actual Cafe area lol

ahahahaha.

 

[Truth101]

Watch it be an actual Cafe area lol

Oh, did they not have French doors ect... It all makes sense now!

Nintendo E3 booth to be a Cafe.

 

[mclem]

You control the Cafe with TOP HATS?

It's more plausible than some of the mockups.

 

[Macho Madness]

So Nintendo's booth looks exactly like it did last year? THANKS FOR THE INFO

 

[kittens]

Surprised nobody noticed that one.

WHY IS MASTER CHIEF IN NINTENDO'S BOOTH?

Also, I like how "split timeline" immediately makes people think of Zelda.

 

[AceBandage]

Oh, did they not have French doors ect... It all makes sense now!

Nintendo E3 booth to be a Cafe.

Dutch Doors, actually.

 

[Raxus]

Or the multiplayer online Cafe Star Fox made by Valve.

With Half Life 3 being made by Nintendo. The Combine invade the Mushroom Kingdom and Peach has been taken over by a head crab.