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Super Mario Bros. 2 Collection HD

Metroid: Tuesday Mission 3

Sink Cherries Pro

Mii 2

Star Fox Calculus

The Legend of Zelda: The Turkey of Sweater

Project Donkey Kong Crayon

Critical Search

Third Party Reel

Ultimate Mario Life

Tomodachi Life 3

Donkey Kong Partner

Mario Canoeing 3

The Legend of Zelda: Baker of Aluminium

Metroid: Global 3

Star Fox Tie

3D Dew Whistle 3D

Wii Unit U

Third Party Reel

The Legend of Zelda: Humor of Toothbrush

Ultimate Mario DX
 
I got The Legend of Zelda: Pastry of Pakistan, and The Legend of Zelda: Chocolate of Prose. I can only imagine linking them together unlocks a third food themed game.
 
The Legend of Zelda: Valley of Memory HD

Sounds almost legit.

Wii Security U

Is that what they call the Nintendo Ninjas now?
 
The Legend of Zelda: Racial Spade HD 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Pregnant Fork Wii U
Ice Climber U
Donkey Kong Country Apology Wii U
Metroid:Sacred
Metroid Screen Mission (cinematic metroid?)
Star Fox Snowflake
 
Coming soon, for NX:

The Legend of Zelda: Male of Pleasure

Um... I suppose The Witcher already been there, done that, but still. I can both see and absolutely not see this working.
 
Ice Climbers (Working Title)
The Legend of Zelda: The Drake of Dinosaur
Track And Field 8
Jewish Korean
Metroid: Appalling 2 (Other M sequel??)
 
Rugby Married 3
Productive United Kingdom

...

I really like that Nintendo tries to come up with new IP, but WTF were they thinking?

And Metroid: Macaroni? New Super Super Mario 8???

/F5
 
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Damn Nintendo's Wii U successor sounds tragic
 
Legend Of Zelda : Pediatrician Of Jellyfish.

I don't know about you guys, but i'm hyped to see how underage jellyfish will serve as a gameplay mechanism.
 
Hell yeah, finally got an F-Zero-game:

Yarn F-Zero Party

Eh, not what I was expecting. Also got the very interesting The Legend of Zelda: The Formal Bush!
 
Wii Fired U |Wii U||Nate Bihldorff || Video

LOL. Dude getting fired on stage I guess.

EDIT: Trumped by this though...

Paper Tomodachi Life Life |Wii U| ||Reggie Fils-Aime|| Video/Demo
 
Mario Karate 8 Wii U
Star Fox Aunt Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Bedroom of March
Donkey Kong Care
Wii Beaver U Wii U
Kid Icarus HD Wii U
Metroid: Precious

I need these games in my life. Kid Ic HD sounds cool in seriousness, but Wii Beaver U?! Sold.
 
The Legend of Zelda: Adequate Fedelini

For the first time in the series, Link will finally speak!
Listen, enraptured, as Link informs you: "This pasta is OK."

The Legend of Zelda: Policeman of Christmas
The Legend of Zelda: Step-Daughter of Carbon


Someone, hold me. I'm dying.

The Legend of Zelda: The Good Internet
The Legend of Zelda: Day of Doll
The Legend of Zelda: Factory of Babies HD
 
Got a 3DS game called "Dill Bit". Which sounds like an awesome name. A sequel to Drill Dozer... With PICKLES.

Edit: God damnit. Now I want a sequel to Drill Dozer.
 
Yarn Super Mario Bros. 8

The Legend of Zelda: Tight Digger

The Legend of Zelda: Lost Okra

Donkey Kong Dipstick <--- actual LOL

Wii Blows U .... 8-)
 
The Legend of Zelda: Aggressive Chest
Metroid: Socialist
My Donkey Kong Country Jury
Vietnam Rock
Star Fox Tanzania
Bored Bagpipe
The Legend of Zelda: Fragile Ghana
The Legend of Zelda: The Ease of Sister-in-law HD

I need to stop before these get out of control.
 
Nintendo has brainwashed me or something cause I'm actually enjoying picturing what some of these candy-ass games would look like.
 
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