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[Mexen]

Super Mario Bros. 2 Collection HD

Metroid: Tuesday Mission 3

Sink Cherries Pro

Mii 2

Star Fox Calculus

The Legend of Zelda: The Turkey of Sweater

Project Donkey Kong Crayon

Critical Search

Third Party Reel

Ultimate Mario Life

Tomodachi Life 3

Donkey Kong Partner

Mario Canoeing 3

The Legend of Zelda: Baker of Aluminium

Metroid: Global 3

Star Fox Tie

3D Dew Whistle 3D

Wii Unit U

Third Party Reel

The Legend of Zelda: Humor of Toothbrush

Ultimate Mario DX

 

[Nia]

I got The Legend of Zelda: Pastry of Pakistan, and The Legend of Zelda: Chocolate of Prose. I can only imagine linking them together unlocks a third food themed game.

 

[Stop It]

The Legend of Zelda: Valley of Memory HD

Sounds almost legit.

Wii Security U

Is that what they call the Nintendo Ninjas now?

 

[JCX]

The Legend of Zelda: Racial Spade HD 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Pregnant Fork Wii U
Ice Climber U
Donkey Kong Country Apology Wii U
Metroid:Sacred
Metroid Screen Mission (cinematic metroid?)
Star Fox Snowflake

 

[McNum]

Coming soon, for NX:

The Legend of Zelda: Male of Pleasure

Um... I suppose The Witcher already been there, done that, but still. I can both see and absolutely not see this working.

 

[Real Hero]

Ice Climbers (Working Title)
The Legend of Zelda: The Drake of Dinosaur
Track And Field 8
Jewish Korean
Metroid: Appalling 2 (Other M sequel??)

 

[LuuKyK]

The Legend of Zelda: Nasty Myanmar for NX.

Ok?

 

[Insane Metal]

The Legend of Zelda: Verbal Piccolo
Toilet Morning (Working Title)

LOL

 

[dickgumshoe]

Rugby Married 3
Productive United Kingdom

...

I really like that Nintendo tries to come up with new IP, but WTF were they thinking?

And Metroid: Macaroni? New Super Super Mario 8???

/F5

 

[Jims]

I would play the hell out of My F-Zero Life.

 

[NotLiquid]

Damn Nintendo's Wii U successor sounds tragic

 

[Bluekaveli]

Wii:Z

 

[Oddduck]

"Wii Pie U"

"Taxicab Colony"

"The Legend of Zelda: Disturbing Bagpipe "

 

[AdanVC]

Metroid: Uneven

I can't even. Reggie plz. This is great hahaha.

 

[Stalmaster]

 

[zeroroute]

The Legend of Zelda: Feeling of Trout

A Zelda game where you play as Gyorg? OK...

 

[Crooked16th]

Mario Bros. (Working Title) HD
Wii Brother U
The Legend of Zelda: Silly Canada
Panties Bakery 8
Mario Equestrianism 3DS

 

[Magnus]

"Mario 3DS Online"
"Star Fox Cow"
"Metroid: Rising"
"Metroid: Tractor"
"Star Fox Breakfast"
"The Legend of Zelda: Holiday of Bag HD"

Alright this is freaking hilarious.

Star Fox Breakfast lol

 

[Noobcraft]

Amazing.

Metroid Scissors Mission Pro
And the ending of Metroid: Bucket "You know Metroid, we really are just a drop in the bucket."

 

[edoara]

Your wish is my command.

The hero we need.

 

[ntinosaur]

Legend Of Zelda : Pediatrician Of Jellyfish.

I don't know about you guys, but i'm hyped to see how underage jellyfish will serve as a gameplay mechanism.

 

[Mexen]

The Legend of Zelda: Verbal Piccolo
Toilet Morning (Working Title)

LOL

Perfect Mario Party aftermath

 

[MCN]

Legend Of Zelda : Pediatrician Of Jellyfish.

I don't know about you guys, but i'm hyped to see how underage jellyfish will serve as a gameplay mechanism.

Nintendo are really going with a sealife theme lately.

 

[Zanasea]

The Legend of Zelda: Grasshopper of Algeria
Liquid Step-sister

Both sound extremely exciting.

 

[Morfeo]

Hell yeah, finally got an F-Zero-game:

Yarn F-Zero Party

Eh, not what I was expecting. Also got the very interesting The Legend of Zelda: The Formal Bush!

 

[shaowebb]

Wii Fired U |Wii U||Nate Bihldorff || Video

LOL. Dude getting fired on stage I guess.

EDIT: Trumped by this though...

Paper Tomodachi Life Life |Wii U| ||Reggie Fils-Aime|| Video/Demo

 

[The_Afroman]

The Legend of Zelda: Peen of Dipstick
Wii U
Bill Trinen

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/puBJT6q.jpg

 

[akileese]

Donkey Kong Ultimate Rugby.

I'd play the shit out of that. Also got "Legend of Zelda: The Sex of Coffee".

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Mario Karate 8 Wii U
Star Fox Aunt Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Bedroom of March
Donkey Kong Care
Wii Beaver U Wii U
Kid Icarus HD Wii U
Metroid: Precious

I need these games in my life. Kid Ic HD sounds cool in seriousness, but Wii Beaver U?! Sold.

 

[Valkrai]

I absolutely love the results I got

Seems legit.

 

[SoulUnison]

The Legend of Zelda: Adequate Fedelini

For the first time in the series, Link will finally speak!
Listen, enraptured, as Link informs you: "This pasta is OK."

The Legend of Zelda: Policeman of Christmas
The Legend of Zelda: Step-Daughter of Carbon

Someone, hold me. I'm dying.

The Legend of Zelda: The Good Internet
The Legend of Zelda: Day of Doll
The Legend of Zelda: Factory of Babies HD

 

[MasterOfPuppets]

Ooh. Mario Shuffleboard 3D and Attic Circulation Pro on Wii U. And National Venezuela on 3DS.

 

[Mass Effect]

Star Fox Patio. Sounds good lol

Wii Behavior U, presented by Miyamoto.

Metroid: Profitable, presented by Cammie Dunaway

 

[Iriscomeback]

The Legend of Zelda: inadequate Apparel

The Legend of Zelda: Creepy Pantyhose HD

lol

 

[Snarfington]

Got a 3DS game called "Dill Bit". Which sounds like an awesome name. A sequel to Drill Dozer... With PICKLES.

Edit: God damnit. Now I want a sequel to Drill Dozer.

 

[Macheezmo]

Metroid: Panties 2 -NX - Reggie Fils-Aime

Wait...I missed Metroid: Panties 1?

 

[SoulUnison]

The Legend of Zelda: Example of Israel HD

I'm literally crying. I need sleep.

 

[Spirited]

The Legend of Zelda: Probation of Australian

ok.

 

[Nia]

Metroid: Panties 2 -NX - Reggie Fils-Aime

Wait...I missed Metroid: Panties 1?

The first one was an NX launch title. It was followed by the mass suicide of a multitude of Metroid fans.

 

[Rebel Leader]

The Legend of Zelda: Video-taped Age
The Legend of Zelda: Fork of man

 

[orthodoxy1095]

My new favorites ones I've seen:

Star Fox Government
Legend of Zelda: The Associated Step-father
Mario Bobsleigh Pro

WHY ARENT THESE REAL.

 

[Furenlazor]

The Legend of Zelda: The Rhinoceros of Recorder
The Legend of Zelda: Injured Dollar
Star Fox Mayonnaise
Star Fox Ex-husband

 

[shandy706]

Yarn Super Mario Bros. 8

The Legend of Zelda: Tight Digger

The Legend of Zelda: Lost Okra

Donkey Kong Dipstick <--- actual LOL

Wii Blows U ....

 

[GustyGardner]

The Legend of Zelda: Aggressive Chest
Metroid: Socialist
My Donkey Kong Country Jury
Vietnam Rock
Star Fox Tanzania
Bored Bagpipe
The Legend of Zelda: Fragile Ghana
The Legend of Zelda: The Ease of Sister-in-law HD

I need to stop before these get out of control.

 

[Jackano]

My new favorites ones I've seen:

Star Fox Government
Legend of Zelda: The Associated Step-father
Mario Bobsleigh Pro

WHY ARENT THESE REAL.

Star Fox Government starts right after Star Fox Command ending:

 

[Akhe]

"Nintendo Splatoon HD"

I'm laughing so fucking hard

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Star Fox Government starts right after Star Fox Command ending:

It's real!!!!!

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Wii Lotion U.

I knew Nintendo liked me in that way.

 

[Platy]

I love how everything changes .... EXCEPT the NX reveal, the ONLY thing they already disconfirmed xD

 

[Choomp]

Nintendo has brainwashed me or something cause I'm actually enjoying picturing what some of these candy-ass games would look like.