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[Elfforkusu]

Wii Knife U

The Legend of Zelda: Mass of Poland

:lol, this is great.

 

[SCChappy]

Metroid: Flesh Mission
Slimy Bacon (Working Title)
Agricultural Squid 3D
Ultimate Super Mario Plus HD
Metroid: Asleep Online
Star Fox Sex

i love this

 

[Noobcraft]

i only tried it once and it completely ruined my day. FUCKDgfdhhhsmgfr

You weren't bothered by "New Super Donkey Kong Sex"? It's even a video presentation.

 

[Twilightzoney]

Oh yeah this is great.

The Legend of Zelda: The Long-term Delivery For Wii U
My Mario Bros. Life For NX
The Legend of Zelda: Grip of Evening HD 3DS
Yarn Yoshi 3D For 3DS - Obviously they knew the game wouldn't sell.
F-Zero 3DS For Wii U - And they knew this game would sell.
Metroid: Quiet NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
Metroid: Empty NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser

 

[desmax]

The Legend of Zelda: Shared Underpants HD 3DS
Metroid: Close 3DS
My Filthy Maraca 3DS
Yarn Mario HD Wii U
Metroid: Linear Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Hallway of Internet Wii U
Metroid: Good-bye NX

lol, I love this

 

[Gnome Scat]

Pancreas Foam, the latest masterpiece from visionary Shigeru Miyamoto.

 

[zeioIIDX]

Lol, this is great. I got:

Donkey Kong Boy
Donkey Kong Country America
Star Fox Tub
The Legend of Zelda: The Sandwich of Grandfather
Competent Keyboard 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Exuberant Blade
Paper Mario Party
New Mario HD HD
Mario Power Walking (Working Title)

Pancreas Foam, the latest masterpiece from visionary Shigeru Miyamoto.

Haha, maybe a new Trauma Center for the Wii U or 3DS!

 

[matrix-cat]

I stopped reading after Metroid: Wonderful U. Nothing could ever live up to such a glorious dream.

 

[chaosblade]

You weren't bothered by "New Super Donkey Kong Sex"? It's even a video presentation.

One of those is funny. The other is just depressing.

 

[Booki]

I got Mario Sport Fishing Pro..... I would actually play that.

 

[Komo]

The Legend of Zelda: Wallaby of Deal

Cool

 

[Rocket Punch]

Third Party Reel

cruel...

 

[Seik]

Mario HD HD

I bet it'll be HD.

 

[qko]

Super Cup Politician 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Video


Miyamoto: "Since there is no rush to bring a Soccer game from certain third parties, we're making a game about the wheeling and dealing aspects of the commissioner of a worldwide soccer organization. Super Cup Politician for the 3DS. August 2015.

 

[Madao]

You weren't bothered by "New Super Donkey Kong Sex"? It's even a video presentation.

i only noticed that later. my eyes were too fast to pick up F-Zero first.

 

[Not]

The Legend of Zelda: Worthy Taurus

What a JRPG name. I'd have reservations at 1st, but then not give a crap because the game was awesome

 

[DecoReturns]

I got project gay soccer 8 and my favorite New Mario (working title) haha

 

[GrayChild]

 

[perfectchaos007]

Filthy Share Online
Metroid: Asian 8
The Legend of Zelda: Comprehensive Weed
My Soviet Restaurant




....wow. I can't believe Shiggy would risk putting out Filthy Share Online when they are so cautious about making the online experience as safe and kid friendly as possible. You have balls Mr. Miyamoto

 

[Jazz573]

Metroid: Flesh Mission

Nintendo making pr0n games, now?

You weren't bothered by "New Super Donkey Kong Sex"? It's even a video presentation.

Expand dong.

 

[vagabondarts]

Filthy Share Online
Metroid: Asian 8
The Legend of Zelda: Comprehensive Weed
My Soviet Restaurant




....wow. I can't believe Shiggy would risk putting out Filthy Share Online when they are so cautious about making the online experience as safe and kid friendly as possible. You have balls Mr. Miyamoto

The twist is its a dumpster diving/flea market sim.

 

[jmizzal]

My Splatoon DX 3DS
3D Donkey Kong Life 3DS
Donkey Kong Venezuelan Wii U
Metroid: Handsome Wii U
Mario Wheelchair Basketball Life Wii U LOL WUT
The Legend of Zelda: Candle of Ray NX

 

[RichardKSJ]

Metroid: Pleasure
The Legend of Zelda: Long Pentagon

It generates a lot of suggestive titles.

 

[Jazz573]

Metroid: Pleasure
The Legend of Zelda: Long Pentagon

It generates a lot of suggestive titles.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Regiruler]

I just realized the generator doesn't have pokemon

 

[Afrocious]

Yoshi 3DS - Wii U

 

[KeRaSh]

The Legend of Zelda: Canoe of Lake for 3DS (such canoe, many lake, wow!)
The Legend of Zelda: Healthy Scissors for Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Joint Weeder for NX.

Had to refresh for fun and got this:

The Legend of Zelda: The Front Lasagna
I don't know why but I actually lost it when I read that. What is wrong with me?

 

[AdanVC]

The Legend of Zelda: Verbal Piccolo
Toilet Morning (Working Title)

LOL

What the fuck hahahaah . Toilet Morning sounds like the name of a Wario Ware minigame.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Yoshi 3DS - Wii U

My mind is full of fuck.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

The Legend of Zelda: Canoe of Lake for 3DS (such canoe, many lake, wow!)
The Legend of Zelda: Healthy Scissors for Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Joint Weeder for NX.

Had to refresh for fun and got this:

The Legend of Zelda: The Front Lasagna
I don't know why but I actually lost it when I read that. What is wrong with me?

What mystery lays underneath the front lasagna...and will we ever find out what happend to the back lasagna? Wait for the Game Boy color 2 sequel Oracle of Noodles and Oracle of Tomatoes....

 

[guybrushfreeman]

Mario Yachting Pro.

Mario. Yachting. Pro.

MARIO. YACHTING. FUCKING. PRO.

I never knew I wanted this, but now I do.

Great, now E3 is ruined if this doesn't happen.

 

[Azure Dream]

Star Fox Eggplant (3DS)
Star Fox Onion (Wii U)

Sounds legit.

 

[semisonic]

The Legend of Zelda: Increasing Apology
AHAHAHAHAHAH

Other standouts include Wii Iran U

Spoiler

no comment

Metroid: Desirable

Spoiler

I mean, you're not wrong

and Star Fox Gondola

Spoiler

Still better than Adventure

Spoiler

Adventure was okay

 

[GrayChild]

You just made me a 3DS owner, Nintendo.

 

[Red Hood]

Super Mario Party....

So, it's like Mario Party but Super?

 

[Locamotable]

/dead

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

Third Party Reel

cruel...

Omg

 

[sparkzero]

Metroid: Alcohol

My favorite so far

 

[CentralScrutinizer]

Legend of Zelda: Past Lawyer
Metroid: Communist
Legend of Zelda: Trunk of Uganda
Donkey Kong Country Dipstick
Legend of Zelda: The Cockroach of Pie

My god...

 

[Stinkles]

Aggressive Laugh.

 

[Ty4on]

Healthy Bacon. Says 3DS instead of QoL though

 

[Misuta]

Yarn Donkey Kong Plus
Yarn Chibi Robo 3

More Yarn games after Kirby and Yoshi.

Star Fox Pleasure
Star Fox Poppy

Metroid: Children Collection
Wii Coin U
Project Donkey Kong Beat

 

[akidnamededdy]

Mario Wheelchair Basketball Life Wii U

...I want this to happen.

 

[MiketheBSG]

Can't wait for Star Fax Lemonade for the 3DS!

 

[mrplaid]

Metroid: Toenail
Legend of Zelda: Sack of Lycra HD

This is great!

 

[stupei]

I got "Metroid: Pregnant."

Well then.

There's a joke in here somewhere about an Other M remake. I just know it.

 

[MrRudiMentary]

Third Party Reel

lol

Hahahaha, you brilliant asshole

 

[NawtKool]

Metroid: Floor

I swear that title is so simple stupid, I stared at it for a good minute just pondering my life choices. Good lord this is great.

 

[strife2k]

Wii Great-grandfather U Wii U Bill Trinen Video/Demo
Controversial Passive 3DS Satoru Iwata Video/Demo
Metroid: Dull Wii U Nate Bihldorff Video/Demo
Drug Foxglove Wii U Bill Trinen Video/Demo

seems legit

 

[LordBaztion]

Super Mario Online!