But Reggie likes mayo.
You sound like... like an Xbone fan.
*an old hag emerges from a throng of peasants and points a long gnarled finger at javac*
"He's a shilling astroturfing witch! Crucify him!"
GASP! I didn't even know that I was a Microsoft saucerer! But it seems to be fate. I was born to take over this hype train! I will crash it into the ground! And when GAF is...ashes. Then you have my permission to die!