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[Gospel]

what


hey


wait a minute

















one of you is not the real thunder monkey

and im on the case

 

[Thunder Monkey]

what


hey


wait a minute

















one of you is not the real thunder monkey

and im on the case

My butt is puckered in anticipation of the reveal.

 

[BocoDragon]

Too many monkey nipples

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

what


hey


wait a minute

















one of you is not the real thunder monkey

and im on the case

Does it even matter at this point which one of us is the real one?

 

[Gospel]

My butt is puckered in anticipation of the reveal.

as is mine.

but goshgolly, this is quite the doozy of a case. the only leads i have are traces of fecal matter found on refrigerated fig newtons, but those are in the lab. I'll have to sleep on this one until more leads pop up

Does it even matter at this point which one of us is the real one?

no but i'm bored and since i just fapped, i have to wait for the cooldown time to pass so i can beat it up again

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Does it even matter at this point which one of us is the real one?

Of course it does!

ThunderMonkey owns a lot of stuff, and how will I know if it's really mine or not?!?

 

[Rorschach]

Does it even matter at this point which one of us is the real one?

Not really. I have no idea who either of you are. I'm sure most of us don't. All I remember is the avatar.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

as is mine.

but goshgolly, this is quite the doozy of a case. the only leads i have are traces of fecal matter found on refrigerated fig newtons, but those are in the lab. I'll have to sleep on this one until more leads pop up

Alright, goodnight. Don't snore though.


I hate when you snore.......

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Alright, goodnight. Don't snore though.


I hate when you snore.......

If you're really me then what is my favorite show?

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

If you're really me then what is my favorite show?

That's easy. Sliders.

If I'm really you then what's my favorite movie?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

That's easy. Sliders.

If I'm really you then what's my favorite movie?

Spider-Man 3.

 

[RBH]

Not really. I have no idea who either of you are. I'm sure most of us don't. All I remember is the avatar.

.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Spider-Man 3.

Well that pretty much confirms it.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Pssst.

Guys.

Don't tell the impostor but my real favorite movie is 13 Going on 30 with Jennifer Garner.

Well that pretty much confirms it.

AND TO THINK I WAS MINUTES AWAY FROM GIVING YOU MY TRUST FUND ACCOUNT NUMBER!

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Pssst.

Guys.

Don't tell the impostor but my real favorite movie is 13 Going on 30 with Jennifer Garner.



AND TO THINK I WAS MINUTES AWAY FROM GIVING YOU MY TRUST FUND ACCOUNT NUMBER!

That's my favorite movie too!


Wait a minute...

 

[Thunder Monkey]

That's my favorite movie too!


Wait a minute...

It's really hot watching her acting like a 13 year old.

Is that weird?

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

It's really hot watching her acting like a 13 year old.

Is that weird?

NO lol

 

[Kurtofan]

Not really. I have no idea who either of you are. I'm sure most of us don't. All I remember is the avatar.

No,I definitely remember Thunder Monkey.
His avatar gives me the creeps.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

NO lol

I just want to destroy her innocence.

No,I definitely remember Thunder Monkey.
His avatar give me the creeps.

My posts don't hurt either.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

I just want to destroy her innocence.

and use her tears as lube....

EDIT:
It's July 2nd 2011 right now.

I'm reading this thread over again, and honestly WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING.

Not just in this post but the whole thread.

It wasn't funny.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

and use her tears as lube....

Now you're getting it!

You might just be me afterall.

What's your stance on black olives?

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Now you're getting it!

You might just be me afterall.

What's your stance on black olives?

Whatever can fit in my rectum is fine by me.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Whatever can fit in my rectum is fine by me.

So much to learn, so much to learn.

They are a Greek plot and the ender of the world. They go nowhere near your rectum.

 

[Drkirby]

Really, guys, the joke isn't funny.

 

[Snuggles]

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Really, guys, the joke isn't funny.

I didn't start it the impostor that thinks black olives go in the butt did it!

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Really, guys, the joke isn't funny.

Hey dude we're just trying to have a good time here. No need to wig out.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Hey dude we're just trying to have a good time here. No need to wig out.

I'd sell you out for a pack of cigarettes given the option.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

I'd sell you out for a pack of cigarettes given the option.

Noted.

What's your stance on the death penalty for infants?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Noted.

What's your stance on the death penalty for infants?

:lol

Good game, good game.

You play it well for someone I was watching take a shit earlier.

For the second only the truly evil infants.

 

[Jangaroo]

Oh my god what is going on here :lol

 

[RadioHeadAche]

I understand. Sounds good. Thanks for coming.

Sure, why not?

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

:lol

Good game, good game.

You play it well for someone I was watching take a shit earlier.

For the second only the truly evil infants.

:lol

I was just trying to see how long you were willing to go.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

What the hell have you guys done to my thread?

 

[Wallach]

What the...? This thread has turned to poop. Poop from a terrible butt.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

What the hell have you guys done to my thread?

I did not do it.

Besides... it's my thread now. You might be my conscience, but that doesn't mean I have to listen to you.

So there.

 

[snesfreak]

Oh my god what is going on here :lol

I have no idea.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

What the hell have you guys done to my thread?

I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Actually, I might have done it.

Still unsure if he's me or not.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Actually, I might have done it.

Still unsure if he's me or not.

Yeah, same....

 

[Yasae]

no but i'm bored and since i just fapped, i have to wait for the cooldown time to pass so i can beat it up again

Oh yeah. Stroke that chin. Stroke it.

YES.

 

[Narag]

I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!

Steal the squirrel's avatar. Become him.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Steal the squirrel's avatar. Become him.

Not a good idea.

This is what happens when I think I'm someone else.

Just think of the damage that could be done if my conscience is egging me on.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Steal the squirrel's avatar. Become him.

You have... doomed me.

 

[Narag]

Not a good idea.

This is what happens when I think I'm someone else.

Just think of the damage that could be done if my conscience is egging me on.

Not everyone is cut out to be a Thunder Squirrel.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Not a good idea.

This is what happens when I think I'm someone else.

Just think of the damage that could be done if my conscience is egging me on.

Don't worry I won't let that happen....

 

[Thunder Monkey]

God... I'm so confused.

 

[Yasae]

God... I'm so confused.

Come hither, my child.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

God... I'm so confused.

Here put this on....

accept your destiny

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Here put this on....

accept your destiny

I refuse.

I am a monkey and I will never wear something sporting a "human".

I'll fuck the living shit out of them though.