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[Thunder Monkey]

Really, guys, the joke isn't funny.

I knew it wasn't but my first thought was "That hasn't stopped me before."

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

I knew it wasn't but my first thought was "That hasn't stopped me before."

Exactly. So why let it stop you now?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Exactly. So why let it stop you now?

Which is why there's now blood on my pretty dress.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Which is why there's now blood on my pretty dress.

For blood stains just sprinkle a little oxyclean on it and let soak for a couple hours.

 

[Slavik81]

What an appropriate thread progression. :lol

 

[Thunder Monkey]

What an appropriate thread progression. :lol

My motto is "Always leave 'em guessing."

My other is "No hand on a thigh makes sad panda."

 

[Rorschach]

No,I definitely remember Thunder Monkey.
His avatar gives me the creeps.

Like I said: I know the avatar. That's it.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

My motto is "Always leave 'em guessing."

My other is "No hand on a thigh makes sad panda."

You forgot this one "Bullets are nature's contraceptives."

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Well you two have ruined a really interesting thread. Without being amusing, controversial or interesting yourselves. Just plain boring.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Well you two have ruined a really interesting thread. Without being amusing, controversial or interesting yourselves. Just plain boring.

Blame the unfunny one.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Well you two have ruined a really interesting thread. Without being amusing, controversial or interesting yourselves. Just plain boring.

It's easy to sit on your high horse and be judgemental. It really is.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

It's easy to sit on your high horse and be judgemental. It really is.

Dammit do it right or take off the avy!

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Dammit do it right or take off the avy!

Well, it was fun being you for a couple pages. And I felt I learned a lot about myself through this process. I think you're a great gal but I'm getting tired now.

So goodnight.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Well, it was fun being you for a couple pages. And I felt I learned a lot about myself through this process. I think you're a great gal but I'm getting tired now.

So goodnight.

Sleep well young princess.

I could see us getting banned for this utter crap I really can.

And it would be deserved. I've never actually felt dirty at the end of one of these runs. This time was different.

 

[Snuggles]

You blew it.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

You blew it.

The potential was there, but I let my ego get the best of me and the only thing that came out was creamy shit. Figs and creamy shit.

 

[lightless_shado]

everything posted by thunder monkey

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Two names man, two names.

I did half the damage.

 

[Snuggles]

Let's just pretend this never happened and move on.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Let's just pretend this never happened and move on.

Honestly I feel like the time I woke up next to a dead girl.

Slightly aroused, but all around disgusted.

 

[bjork]

What the hell happened to the OT?

 

[Salazar]

What the hell happened to the OT?

It is in the flesh of an empire to decline, yo.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

If there ever was an appropriate time for the 'need to ly dow' meme, it's after having read the last 2-3 pages of this thread

 

[Thunder Monkey]

What the hell happened to the OT?

I got greedy and broke it.

What I'm wondering is where are the mods that are going to ban me?

 

[brianjones]

Well you two have ruined a really interesting thread. Without being amusing, controversial or interesting yourselves. Just plain boring.

no kidding.. give it a rest guys

 

[Thunder Monkey]

no kidding.. give it a rest guys

Been rested for more then a few hours.

 

[Trent Strong]

The fuck?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

The fuck?

Yes... the beast is dead.

I killed it.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Hey I'm gonna go to sleep.

If I get banned I'll see ya when I see ya.

 

[brianjones]

why do you wanna get banned for?

you seem like a nice enough guy.. just tone it down a little :lol

 

[Thunder Monkey]

why do you wanna get banned for?

you seem like a nice enough guy.. just tone it down a little :lol

Oh I don't want to get banned, but yikes that page and a half were just utter shit.

I can understand why they would ban me. Everything fell flat because of the problem of two monkey avy's and shitty jokes.

Usually the shitty jokes are easy enough to ignore just being me doing them, but with another person... It got an extra level of dumb.

 

[Rewrite]

These past few pages weren't even amusing. Seriously.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Monkeys! Walrusses? It's all the same to me! I love you Thunder Monkey and I ain't afraind to say it!
Putting your out there to the crows instead being internet-tough guy. That's the stuff winners are made off. Be yourself, even if people think the posts are not highly condensed, because what is?
What is original? So many gifs and memes and thoughts about teh funney, come from other forums, other people and other places. The biggest thing someone can be is just themselves. What we have witnessed over the last pages is something beautiful and something pure.

Only a generic person entrangled in low selfesteme and a need to feel better about himself, would disapprove with this claim I think!

You have my sword, and my axe, and my bow, and I don't know where we are going, but we shall be the fellowship of friendship(in a non gay way)!

 

[Hitokage]

Aw, Thunder Monkey felt his joke character wasn't getting enough love.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Aw, Thunder Monkey felt his joke character wasn't getting enough love.

I can't tell if it worked or not.

There's a lot of pitchforks.

 

[Hitokage]

Turn this setback into opportunity. Put down the figs and begin anew without the facade.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Turn this setback into opportunity. Put down the figs and begin anew without the facade.

I don't want the gerbil to starve though.

 

[Kilrogg]

I usually like your shtick, Thunder Monkey, but you're trying to hard right now.

 

[Inanna]

Man everyone's out for blood here.

Seriously... It's sad really.

 

[butter_stick]

Does anyone remember Shake? Boy howdy, that character and his posse were in effect over at WYL. It didn't take long before we had to take effect and ban him. People fought for him, but eventually gave up or left.

Though here, they would have banned the whole lot no questions asked.

Speaking of that, not exactly a joke character, but someone I am sure most everyone loved or at least liked, Red Scarlet, was demodded for no real reason. She put a lot of time and effort into GAF and it was just shut down, because she checked out WYL. Whatever the mods reasons were here, she didn't deserve it. Thought I would share another link, in her own words: here

Spoiler

of course firefox users will have to click, then copy the link, then paste it right back into the url bar and press enter, it should work, sorry

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Seriously... It's sad really.

Yeah. I feel like there a lot of grudges that have been built up over the years that have never really come to light until now.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Yeah. I feel like there a lot of grudges that have been built up over the years that have never really come to light until now.

Nah, Kilrogg loves me.

It was that bad.

Lets leave it behind us and go for greener pastures.

 

[Stridone]

So maybe a year ago or so, there was this guy that made a thread about an idea his mom had or something. Then suddenly some dude bulged in and randomly posted about fucking his mom while she was on her knees or something. Anyone remember that post? I remember it being fucking hilarious and random so if anyone has a link that'd be great.

 

[Shanadeus]

What the hell are you guys doing?

 

[Salazar]

So maybe a year ago or so, there was this guy that made a thread about an idea his mom had or something. Then suddenly some dude bulged in and randomly posted about fucking his mom while she was on her knees or something. Anyone remember that post? I remember it being fucking hilarious and random so if anyone has a link that'd be great.

I sure as hell am not going to enter search terms like that into Google, so I guess I can't help.

 

[Stridone]

I sure as hell am not going to enter search terms like that into Google, so I guess I can't help.

I already tried several obscene search terms but to no avail.

 

[Mars]

So maybe a year ago or so, there was this guy that made a thread about an idea his mom had or something. Then suddenly some dude bulged in and randomly posted about fucking his mom while she was on her knees or something. Anyone remember that post? I remember it being fucking hilarious and random so if anyone has a link that'd be great.

I remember it being really funny, not much else. :lol

 

[Narag]

Seems Cobalt!! is making a move.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406160
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406164
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406145&page=2
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23130512&postcount=45
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406094

I wish him a long illustrious career and perhaps we'll look back at his posts with the respect his stern tone and fatherly advice dictates.

 

[threenote]

I usually like your shtick, Thunder Monkey, but you're trying to hard right now.

Yeah, it's fucking pathetic really.