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November? More like Confessember! Anonymous Confessions/Advice Thread 2013

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I'm surprised that every female on this forum hasn't received at least one creepy private message. It seems that kinda place.
 
Featheredkitten said:
It's probably because of the common knowledge that Marrec and I are together. That's my theory.
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Dang it! And I who was just about to send that PM! Two hours wasted!

I've never initiated a PM conversation, only ever responded, so I guess I go free from sending creepy PMs. I don't go free from creepy posts, though.
Like this one.
 
I missed this, glad to see ronito back in the game. About creepy pm's, it's usually girlgaf who sends them to me. Nah, kidding. Or am I?
 
ronito said:
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You can look for an anonymous emailer out there. There must be one. I will not post email addresses. But if you don't want it coming back to you take some care of your own identity.
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Are you checking the spam folder of the account? I have noticed that emails from anonymous mailers tend to end up the gmail spam folder. Would hate to see us miss out on any good confessions.
 
n64coder said:
Are you checking the spam folder of the account? I have noticed that emails from anonymous mailers tend to end up the gmail spam folder. Would hate to see us miss out on any good confessions.
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Hey man, if you send a confession and I don't post it you can just PM it to me.Of course it might be unpostable. But yeah the spam gets checked. But really almost no one is bothering being anonymous in email this time.
 
Surface dude, listen to Ronito. I know everyone loves the trainwreck of these threads but Ronito gives pretty good advice. But I sent in a confession last thread and Ronito gave me some advice that really helped me change my life. Listen to him. He knows his shit.

But this is a confession thread so my confession. In the past year I've developed an armpit fetish. First it started with just thinking that armpits were sorta sexy but then it grew to wanting to kiss them then I wanted to lick them. Shaved or hairy I don't care. I want to bury my face in it and lick it all over I love the feel of that soft hair on my tongue.
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At first I was like
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Then I was like:
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I've got a friend who I've bent over backwards for, for years. Any time there's a fight, I'll surrender just for the sake of keeping the peace. People have told me that it's foolish, that I'm wasting my time, I could find a better class of friend, etc. I don't just take that kind of advice because unless someone is there, they don't know all the particulars.

After the last big argument, which caught me by surprise and came out of nowhere, we agreed that we shouldn't see each other for a bit, and that I'd get back in touch when I was contacted. A couple of months went by and I hadn't heard anything. A function was happening that we should've gone to together, but I went alone. Now I've been unfollowed everywhere by this person and sent long texts about how wrong it was that I went, and how could I pull such a stunt, etc.

So I just replied and said there was no way for me to break the ice without either one of us, or both, looking like a totally manipulative asshole, and that it wasn't meant to be a stunt. I wanted to go, so I did. I left off saying that if the time ever feels right to mend fences, to let me know. I doubt that will happen.

But honestly, I think I'm beyond caring. Despite investing tons of time and energy into this friendship, it doesn't feel like it matters as much on the other end as it did on mine. It feels weird to not feel sad about it, and almost wrong, but I think my soul is tired of it. Previous arguments would make me all twitchy and nervous, but this time might just be the last time.

Sorry if this is more of a grouphug kind of confession instead of a "so this one time I fucked a tree branch" confession, but there it is.
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Tell me more about this tree branch...
 
on more than one occasion recently I have declined offers from my girlfriend to come to bed with her in order to stay up and "do some work", when I've actually secretly been playing Train Simulator 2013 instead.

I regret nothing
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Wow, that's a pretty damning verdict of a boring sex life. "We could have sex, but really I'd rather go and simulate what some people do as a job."
 
ronito said:
Wow, that's a pretty damning verdict of a boring sex life. "We could have sex, but really I'd rather go and simulate what some people do as a job."
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I always worry for guys who are married/in committed relationships but have no problem staying late for a D&D session week after week. It's the first red flag, haha.
 
Keru_Shiri said:
I always worry for guys who are married/in committed relationships but have no problem staying late for a D&D session week after week. It's the first red flag, haha.
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Nah, people can still have hobbies away from their significant others... as long as everyone's on the same page about it.
 
I've been married to my husband for a couple years. He's a very macho guy. But a few days ago I was putting away some laundry in his drawer and found a butt plug, a dildo and a book about anal pleasure for men. He's never brought this up to me and he seems very straight. I'm sort of freaking out. I don't know what to do.
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I don't understand. When you say "I don't know what to do", do you mean you don't know use a dildo or a guy or where to buy a strapon harness? Or are you saying you don't know how to deal with the fact that your man likes a little bum pleasure?

If it's the latter, enjoying anal pleasure isn't necessarily a sign of a guy being gay. I really don't get this "oh he likes anal? He's gay." thing. If a woman likes anal she's a keeper. A guy likes it, well he's not straight? Fact is we (especially men) are physiologically the same so what's pleasurable for one is most likely going to be pleasurable for another. Just because he enjoys the same sensations that gay men do doesn't make him gay. Think of if this way, just because your windows machine can run a Virtual Machine of Linux on it doesn't make it a linux box. Same thing here.

I'd say why not share in it with him? It would open up a whole new facet to your bedroom activities. And fact is most women would love to pound away at their men, it makes for a fun role reversal. Remember that monogamy is difficult and it takes a lot of communication and work and being open to trying things.

If it's the former, google pegging. Have fun.
 
I have masturbated to my sleeping girlfriend without telling her about it.

That's really all there is to it, think she gave me permission at some point too.
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This is actually pretty common. I mean honestly, who hasn't masturbated to your sleeping girlfriend? She's cute when she sleeps. BTW, you might want to remind her to leave the window unlocked. Last few times it's been locked.
 
I've been married to my husband for a couple years. He's a very macho guy. But a few days ago I was putting away some laundry in his drawer and found a butt plug, a dildo and a book about anal pleasure for men. He's never brought this up to me and he seems very straight. I'm sort of freaking out. I don't know what to do.
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best one so far. That straightgirl terror! Go lick his bumbum, he'll thank you for it.
 
ronito said:
You want women to be interested in you?

It's simple. Either:

- Be married
- Have loads of money.


If you're not married or have loads of money then get married or buy money.
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I'm married and my wife is barely into me.

*ba dum tish*

nah I kid, she can't get enough innit
 
I feel so conflicted reading through this thread; like I am going through someone's dirty business, yet I can't pull myself away.

Subscribed.
 
I may regret this...

I can't ride a bike.

Was too fat when I was a child and never bothered to learn it since, but man do I want a bike. :/
 
ronito said:
If you're not married or have loads of money then get married or buy money.
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lol


your new avatar works only in select confessions. It was always great having a kitty giving sage advice and witty remarks to each confession.
 
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