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November? More like Confessember! Anonymous Confessions/Advice Thread 2013

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Juicy Bob said:
Hmmmm. I still feel as though this thread is missing something...

Ah! Here we go!

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Yeah, the new avatar is good but the juxtaposition of that cat and some crazy/weird/fucked up confession was just perfect.
 
Lemon Crest said:
When I was 11, My friend Robert(13) and I stole $400 from a Mexican restaurant's side room while his mom was picking food we had ordered.

The sideroom was right next to Metal Slug 2/KoF machine.

usually It was locked, but the door was ajar when we walked by it.

We peaked in and there was stack of cash on desk.(Thinking back to it,We most likely stole some poor guys pay for week or two)

Robert told me watch out for anyone outside, grabbed a bit of cash off the top, and then shoved it in his shoe.

We split it 40/60 in his room as we ate tacos

I spent most of it on food and A bike that got stolen a couple days after I got it.


Side note about Robert: He spends most of his time now doing meth and trying to bang HS girls.

Side note about the restaurant:I do still eat there sometimes when I go visit my hometown since it's the only place that's open past 11.
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Twist: The guy who stole your bike is the same guy whose pay you stole.

Also: Subbed!
 
Miutsu said:
Yeah, I learned to ride a bike at 22 (and still being fat), one of the most fun activities once you get the hang of it, so don't hesitate :)
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My problem with riding a bike is mostly balance but I also freak out when I go really fast on anything that isn't fully enclosed around me like a car. But even then I freak out sometimes ifi go really fast
 
I just wanted to let you all know that Fiction sometimes sends me friendly PM's.

However, I think she has ulterior motives because she is a female, thus, my inbox is no longer creep free.
 
davepoobond said:
My problem with riding a bike is mostly balance but I also freak out when I go really fast on anything that isn't fully enclosed around me like a car. But even then I freak out sometimes ifi go really fast
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Oh, believe me I know about balance issues! the first day I tried riding a bike was a total disaster, I couldn't keep it steady for more than a few seconds tops and I was sweating like hell just trying to get some balance (and very, very frustrated). Eventually each day that I gave it another try I did better than the last time and while I'm no pro now, it comes much more natural than before.

And yeah, I get what you mean by freaking out for going really fast, what helps me in those situations is to try and have as much confidence as possible in what you're doing so that you are able to take the right turns at the right moments.

I do hate riding surrounded by a bunch of pedestrians in very populated parks with narrow trails, don't know how I haven't crashed with anyone yet, but then again my city doesn't have many places to bike :(
 
I consider myself proficient with a bike (lol) and even I feel uncomfortable in traffic or around pedestrians. Maybe because I'm so terrible at keeping track of my surroundings. When I was about to return some lamps we'd used for filming I must have walked past the place at least three times while the dude I was supposed to be returning them to yelled at me at the top of his lungs every time I passed. He was like 5 meters away. I didn't notice a thing.
 
ronito said:
I once sent Pau a creepy pm true story
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It was the best (and longest!) creepy PM I've gotten.

I think I've seen creepier posts about me than personal messages though. A random mention in the locked Creepy-GAF thread probably being the weirdest.

jasonng said:
I once sent Kark a creepy pm. I'm in hopes that he will leave Pau for me. We're both straight males. For now.
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He never showed it to me. D: If you want to succeed though Jason, you gotta work on your game. :P You won't even meet him in person!

I sent him a properly creepy PM once. He told me I was gross and inappropriate. :(
 
I got a creepy PM once from a GAFer claiming to be female. I had argued with them in a thread and they claimed harassment on account of being a girl gamer, but then asked me questions wanting to get to know me.

This poster later got banned for piracy.

Also, I don't think I'm as recognisable as I used to be on GAF.
 
My all time favorite confession is the one from the BYU Facebook page, where that one roommate confesses to taking half a cup of milk from her roommate and mixing it with water, then feeling really guilty. The fake confession from that liberal lady talking shit about herself was good too.
 
Valhelm said:
I'm so confused.
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aids guy didn't tell anyone and ended up infecting a woman. He found her years later on Facebook has a husband and a kid and was dying from aids.

Doozy was sleeping with his bros gf. Thr bro and the girl get engages. While the bro was deployed she got pregnant with doozys kid. Doozy told her if she loved him she would get an abortion. She did so. Doozy then dumps the girl who then started acting suicidal
 
ronito said:
aids guy didn't tell anyone and ended up infecting a woman. He found her years later on Facebook has a husband and a kid and was dying from aids.

Doozy was sleeping with his bros gf. Thr bro and the girl get engages. While the bro was deployed she got pregnant with doozys kid. Doozy told her if she loved him she would get an abortion. She did so. Doozy then dumps the girl who then started acting suicidal
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holy shit, i missed both of these in the last thread.
 
I didn't learn to ride a bike till my late 20's. it was actually surprisingly easy.

Still can't swim D:

The only creep PM I've gotten on gaf is from some other guy (I think he might be an ex-gaffer, iirc got banned for racist comments re: gorillas or something) me and my gaming buddy used to play online games with. Apparently we weren't 'nice enough' to him or appreciative enough or something. He sent an PM ultimatum (instead of, you know, talking about it) that we had to respect him or else, all while insulting us (we were asses fellating each other, apparently!). Too bad I don't deal with highschool drama anymore.
 
Atticus Forrest said:
I may regret this...

I can't ride a bike.

Was too fat when I was a child and never bothered to learn it since, but man do I want a bike. :/
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Well it's time to learn.
It's real simple.
Step 1: Get a bike
Step 2: Remove the pedals
Step 3: Raise the seat so you can touch the ground with your tiptoes
Step 4: Practice pushing yourself along with your feet and strive to go as far as you can without touching the ground. This will teach you how to balance on a bike
Step 5: When you're comfortable with balancing on a bike put the pedals back on.
 
I signed up for Gaf when I was in like 10th grade with my Gmail account. I didn't get activated for ~2 years, when I realized that I had to use a paid email. Once I acquired a paid one and signed up with it, I got activated in like 3 months.

That's why my profile says I signed up in 2009, but my first post was in 2011 or 2012.
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Ok I know this one is boring.
But honestly, I got this as a PM and the avatar + the tag + this confession got a very long laugh from me. Good job confessor.
 
Featheredkitten said:
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It's true! I miss eating eggs. So good...so delicious. Quiche is the best.[/QUOTE]

This thread once again showcasing why my tumblr name is what it is :p

And it's weird how much eggs I DO eat now that I am no longer living with Marrec. I figured I didn't really like eggs. NOPE.
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Vermillion said:
And we can't see any of that. >:(
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Oh man while you're feeling left out...
Ronito once PM'd me a confession he wouldn't post on gaf. Being allowed into the secret confessional circle made me feel special.
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Yeah I think I remember sharing one of the worst ones with Marrec or something and he and I managed to make a joke phrase out of it or something and we laughed quite a bit about it. We are terrible, terrible people.
 
ronito said:
Oh man while you're feeling left out...

Yeah I think I remember sharing one of the worst ones with Marrec or something and he and I managed to make a joke phrase out of it or something and we laughed quite a bit about it. We are terrible, terrible people.
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An anonymous confession from a confessor who confesses being sent an anonymous confession. I don't even feel bad about this one :/
 
ronito said:
I once worked for a company where one employee went into HR and printed out a sheet with everyone's salary on it and posted it in the lunch room, twice.
He wasn't fired because technically there wasn't anything in the company policy at that point that made doing such a thing a terminateable offense
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A few years ago, a female co-worker of mine wanted to check her emails on my phone (why not on her phone is beyond me) and saved her info including her password. I was going to do the noble thing and delete it when I saw one of them had to do with me. I changed my mind, and hilarity ensued.
 
ronito said:
aids guy didn't tell anyone and ended up infecting a woman. He found her years later on Facebook has a husband and a kid and was dying from aids.

Doozy was sleeping with his bros gf. Thr bro and the girl get engages. While the bro was deployed she got pregnant with doozys kid. Doozy told her if she loved him she would get an abortion. She did so. Doozy then dumps the girl who then started acting suicidal
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There's a special place in hell for both of them.
 
Proactive TL;DR: Dude's sister is a drug addict. Lots of really depressing stuff happens.

One of my sisters is pretty fucked up. She's got some pretty serious personality issues on top of a recurrent drug problem. She's always been an attention seeker and instigator. Severely narcissistic, bordering on solipsistic. Self-medicating. She's basically just a horrible person to be around.

She's had recurrent drug problems for a long time. She cleans up once in a while and gets lucid for a year at a time, but she always eventually gets restless without some drama and goes to stir shit up. She's always been kind of a mess but it really started blowing up when my parents split up like ten years ago.

She moved in with some shitbag drug dealer. Whether she met him because she was buying crack cocaine off him or he introduced it to her, I'm not sure. He beat her up, busted out the windshield of her car, generally abused her. After a couple of years of that, my family hauled her out, got her locked in rehab long enough to clean up and then shipped her out of state so she could have a fresh start. She was staying at my aunt's vacation house. We found out a few months later that she was there like three weeks before she called up this asshole and brought him out there with her. They had trashed my aunt's place and sold everything not nailed down. We only found out because she called crying about how he beat her up again and got arrested.

So she comes back home, cleans up again, eventually enrolls in nursing school. Does well in that for a couple of years. Having something with a goal to focus on was good for her. She hooks up with a nice dude who can manage to put up with her mood swings and drama. She graduates, gets a job in a local hospital and things look good. She's there two months before my other sister finds her passed out at home, not breathing, barely any pulse. Turns out she'd been diverting painkillers from surgical recovery patients.

She's in the hospital three weeks. Severe rhabdomyolysis, EKG shows effects of what was basically a heart attack. They're not sure if she's going to make it. She, of course, recovers. Not completely, though. She lost blood to her brain long enough that she's not quite the same as before. She used to be kind of sly about manipuating people. Now she's really bad at it. She's paranoid about all kinds of things. Everything is a personal attack on her.

So she loses her job. Gets her nursing license suspended (it's eventually revoked because she can't stay clean and she keep ditching out on meetings). She picks up a string of part time jobs and smokes a lot of crack off and on for a couple of years. She gets a couple of DUIs for drinking but she's never caught with drugs. Eventually she does get her driver's license taken away for driving recklessly at 3:00 AM. Supposedly stone sober. I believe it. She's dangerous behind the wheel, regardless of her level of intoxication.

So eventually she gets a job at a local gas station and starts dating the owner. How he puts up with her shit, I have no idea. But he takes care of her, he keeps track of her during the day, and he takes a lot of pressure off of me and my family, so we like him. My sister seems to be doing okay for a while. She relapses once in a while, but the boyfriend sticks with her.

Then October last year, she decides it's a good idea to try to shoot some heroin. Repeat of the last time she was in the hospital, only this time, she passes out tipped over her own lap. Loses all ciculation to her legs for who knows how long. She wakes up from this, somehow, finds out she can't walk and calls my mom. She's hauled into the emergency room and they want to cut her legs off. She's got bad compartment syndrome and the blood trapped in her legs has gone toxic. Mom says, "Fine, do it. Only wake her up so she can be the one to sign the consent form."

So, while trying to rouse her, they get enough circulation into her feet that they think they can save them. They put her on round-the-clock dialysis. She breaks three machines cleaning the shit out of her blood. She doesn't have a conscious thought for five weeks. They're not sure if she'll walk again. Her liver and kidneys stop working, they might not ever work again. We assume she's not going to leave the hospital. She, of course, recovers. After twelve weeks in the hospital (which was entirely written off on charity), she's walking out. Using a walker, but she's on her feet. The boyfriend, bless him, says, "She's coming to live with me." My family thinks he's crazy, but we don't want her, so we don't argue.

She's crazier than ever, now. This episode caused another huge hypoxic insult to the brain. How she can even form words with the amount of brain damage she has is kind of astonishing. But her boyfriend sticks with her. Her job at the gas station is basically just an excuse to keep her off the street. So he pays for everything for her. He drives her wherever she needs to go. He gives her a curfew on when to be home. He seems like he's keeping her clean. She's still paranoid, narcissistic and insufferable to be around this whole time, but as far as I know, she goes nearly a full year without using.

Last week, she picked a fight with the boyfriend's sister (who lives there with them). Now, understand, my sister can barely walk on her own, she's like 60 pounds overweight, smokes like a chimney. She has no business picking a fight with anyone. So, she gets her ass kicked. Starts calling the family. Nobody gives her any sympathy. So she steals the boyfriend's car, drives into town, buys a bunch of crack cocaine, gets high and just starts tearing around the back roads looking for trouble. My mom eventually got ahold of her and calmed her down enough to take her home.

GAF, one of these days, she's going to kill someone. If we're lucky, she'll be the first one. I feel kind of bad about it, but I wish that she'd just get it overwith and spare the rest of us the anguish of her future incidents. Is this wrong?
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Dude, I know how you feel. It's hard to see someone you love, or used to love, just self destruct. I do think your family is doing the best thing though in keeping distance. If she gets serious about helping herself then help her but she's beyond the point where you can help her without her instigating it first. Hang in there.
 
ronito said:
Proactive TL;DR: Dude's sister is a drug addict. Lots of really depressing stuff happens.



Dude, I know how you feel. It's hard to see someone you love, or used to love, just self destruct. I do think your family is doing the best thing though in keeping distance. If she gets serious about helping herself then help her but she's beyond the point where you can help her without her instigating it first. Hang in there.
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Oh man :( So sorry confessor, that's a tough situation. Personally, I think we choose our family; we aren't born into it. So there's that. Self destructive people are going to self destruct, we can help them only if they let us. /hug
 
I'm surprised you put up with so much, sibling of druggysister. People have been cut off for good over much less. I can't say I would even want to hear news of such a person, family or not, after about the aunt's house incident.
 
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