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[Kenka]

From the PR in Dailymotion:

La Fistinière is an idyllic bed-and-breakfast located on the grounds of a former farm in the French countryside, 100 miles south of Paris. It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking. Lodgers can eat a gourmet French breakfast in the morning and get their buttholes stretched to the max by noon in one of five private rooms. Or, for the more adventurous, there’s a communal “fisting chapel” in the attic that features all sorts of medieval-looking contraptions and a large mural of muscular men sticking limbs, chains, and traffic cones up one another’s anuses in a series of complex, painful-looking positions. The place is owned by Juan Carlos and François (they both go by their first names only), a friendly pair of nontraditional gentlemen who remodeled the building themselves and run all day-to-day operations except the meals (which are lovingly prepared by François’s sister, Nelly). They also have a cat named Fistouille, which roughly translates to “My Beloved Fist Fuck.” Clearly, these Frenchmen are not afraid to get their hands dirty.

Technikart recently paid a visit to a non-traditional B&B outside Paris in which participants are invited to freely practice their love of fisting (or fist-fucking). For beginners, the following documentary can shock some, but behind the topic itself which may have made you turn on your heels as you are reading, there are humans who talk about fisting with exalted faces, as if it was a real pillar of their being.

While I kept laughing throughout the video the first time I watched it, I increasingly grew respectful for the people on screen who freely engage without taboos in conversations about something that is still anathema to the wider public. Most guys featured in the video are not dumb, far from it.

Your link GAF, select the english subtitles:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx...ish-subtitles-available_creation#.UZ3GBZzQMgo

 

[equippedwithtowel]

I hope they managed to fit everything relevant in the documentary.

 

[Maiar_m]

I hope they managed to fit everything relevant in the documentary.

Let's give this man the handshake he deserves.

 

[Aiii]

Not sure how I feel about this documentary. I found myself shaking my fist at the screen alot.

 

[Vermillion]

Let's give this man the handshake he deserves.

I'd rather not.

 

[Kenka]

Not sure how I feel about this documentary. I found myself shaking my fist at the screen alot.

What is that supposed to mean.

 

[Chavelo]

Not sure how I feel about this documentary. I found myself shaking my fist at the screen alot.

6/10, not first post material

 

[UnluckyKate]

this was all over french internet a year ago. A must watch.

 

[wenis]

**bookmark, save for later**

 

[Aiii]

What is that supposed to mean.

Just a bad pun, I've just started watching it.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Not sure how I feel about this documentary. I found myself shaking my fist at the screen alot.

 

[diggmcbadass]

Not sure how I feel about this documentary. I found myself shaking my fist at the screen alot.

I found it to be pretty hands-on.

 

[LordCanti]

There's no amount of lube in the world that could make my asshole accept an entire fist.

 

[Tesseract]

what the fuck

 

[Quick]

I hope they managed to fit everything relevant in the documentary.

Only the finest fist-pump for you.

 

[Bomber Bob]

There's no amount of lube in the world that could make my asshole accept an entire fist.

have you tried?

 

[Chuckie]

There's no amount of lube in the world that could make my asshole accept an entire fist.

Not from a huge muscular French guy, but how about the fist of a petite asian woman?

 

[Blablurn]

My feeling says, this will be one of your most successfull threads on GAF, Kenka

 

[Vermillion]

There's no amount of lube in the world that could make my asshole accept an entire fist.

Oh?

 

[B-Dubs]

I hope they managed to fit everything relevant in the documentary.

Nice one, now bump it.

 

[LordCanti]

have you tried?

No.

Not from a huge muscular French guy, but how about the fist of a petite asian woman?

Mmm...maybe. They do have tiny hands.

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Not from a huge muscular French guy, but how about the fist of a petite asian woman?

 

[SmokyDave]

These guys sound like huge assholes.

Seriously though, this could well be interesting, I'll peruse it with the missus later.

 

[LordCanti]

A documentary about fisting with no one getting fisted in it? I feel cheated.

 

[ryan13ts]

Am I the only one who was amazed/frightened at the guy's sister talking about fisting guys and mixing dough with her bare hands at the same time?

That's one loaf of bread I never want to try.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Does Hotkinkyjo star in this one?

 

[Funky Papa]

Lodgers can eat a gourmet French breakfast in the morning and get their buttholes stretched to the max by noon in one of five private rooms.

This line blew my fucking mind.

 

[Phat Michael]

can't watch the doco as I'm at work, but I assume it's only to receive fists rather than being able to fist someone else?

 

[ektoll]

Ah, yes, La chapelle Fistine, very good documentary!

For beginners, the following documentary can shock some, but behind the topic itself which may have made you turn on your heels as you are reading, there are humans who talk about fisting with exalted faces, as if it was a real pillar of their being.

I see what you did there...

 

[Log4Girlz]

First rule of fist club, is do not talk about fist club.

 

[LordCanti]

First rule of fist club, is do not talk about fist club.

"His name was Robert POWWWWWson"

 

[Kenka]

can't watch the doco as I'm at work, but I assume it's only to receive fists rather than being able to fist someone else?

It's both. This man likes to fist others:

While this one likes to rather receive:

http://www.popscreen.com/v/6Cg56/La-Fistinière-le-Off-1

I wish in this instance more of GAF would speak French; these two people on screen relate about their "experience" as they call it, and name it the most intimate contact ever to be had between two people. The latter guy goes as far as saying that the only emotion he feels after having completed a session with a partner is thankfulness. Thankfulness for the contact, thankfulness to share such an intensive moment, thankfulness to climax together.

It is rare to see grown-ups publicly talk about their intimate desires and practices but when it occurs on screen. That is what I like especially about this documentary.

 

[Ratrat]

Fascinating!

I can smell the creamy shit already.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

First rule of fist club, is do not talk about fist club.

The difference is I don't think anyone WANTS to talk about fist club.

 

[Funky Papa]

The art hanging from the walls is like Tom of Finland on steroids. Compelling and soul scarring at the same time.

Oh God, one their sisters is also in this.

 

[I'M FINISHED!]

I clicked on this thinking that it was a documentary about America's government...

 

[Tesseract]

how deep is too deep?

 

[xelios]

how deep is too deep?

When the stomach acid starts eating your flesh. Hate when that happens.

 

[Kenka]

how deep is too deep?

I remember one person in the documentary saying that some participants are willing to take the entire arm up to the shoulder. From a anatomical point of view, I wonder how this is even possible.
A bit out of the context though. But still, it's amazing what you can do with one's body.

 

[LordCanti]

how deep is too deep?

When it stops being anal fisting and becomes oral fisting.

 

[Xanathus]

talk about getting a fistfulofmetal

 

[Phat Michael]

When it stops being anal fisting and becomes oral fisting.

LOL!!!!!! i assume they dont show any gape?

 

[GDGF]

And now the question becomes should I watch this now, or go to sleep and watch it when I wake up.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Not trying to be offensive, genuinely wondering... is this a gay thing?

 

[xelios]

Not trying to be offensive, genuinely wondering... is this a gay thing?

No, just like anal sex isn't a gay thing. Fisting is a fetish, anyone can have it.

 

[Ferrio]

Finally a reason to go to France.

 

[Funky Papa]

Not trying to be offensive, genuinely wondering... is this a gay thing?

Mostly, but not entirely.

If you are talking about the doc, it is indeed flaming.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Thank god for preview scrolling.

 

[LordCanti]

Not trying to be offensive, genuinely wondering... is this a gay thing?

Seeing what can and can't fit where is the national sport of Japan. For both genders.