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Official 2005 NBA Draft and Offseason thread

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bionic77 said:
The only way this kid will turn into anything decent is if Kobe beats him into becoming a decent player. Jordan did this with a lot of success with Pippen, Kerr, Cartwright, etc. Kobe will have to give the tub a few years of leniency though as the high schoolers can crack under that kind of barrage the first few years, as seen with Kwame. But once he hits 20, Kobe needs to go Bill Cartwright on his ass.

Kobe this is the one and only time you should be like Mike!

:lol

Alright Matrix, lets go!
 
bionic77 said:
The only way this kid will turn into anything decent is if Kobe beats him into becoming a decent player. Jordan did this with a lot of success with Pippen, Kerr, Cartwright, etc. Kobe will have to give the tub a few years of leniency though as the high schoolers can crack under that kind of barrage the first few years, as seen with Kwame. But once he hits 20, Kobe needs to go Bill Cartwright on his ass.

Kobe this is the one and only time you should be like Mike!
You are starting to see the light...
 
I can't read the thread yet. My eyes are filled with rage. Babcock had better be right.....because for the second year in a row, on paper, he really fucked things up. I dunno, it could be a masterplan no one realizes, but I think he's a fucking idiot. Here's my Babcock song


Rob Babcock you're so dumb
Go drink a gallon of Shawn Kemp's cum
Rob Babcock you're a fool
I hope you drown in a swimming pool
Rob Babcock develop a brain
or better yet
get hit by a train
 
Fifty said:
I can't read the thread yet. My eyes are filled with rage. Babcock had better be right.....because for the second year in a row, on paper, he really fucked things up. I dunno, it could be a masterplan no one realizes, but I think he's a fucking idiot. Here's my Babcock song


Rob Babcock you're so dumb
Go drink a gallon of Shawn Kemp's cum
Rob Babcock you're a fool
I hope you drown in a swimming pool
Rob Babcock develop a brain
or better yet
get hit by a train

:lol Dr Suess and Dice Clay would be proud, but I think enough of Kemp's gravy has been spilled in this world.
 
Fifty said:
I can't read the thread yet. My eyes are filled with rage. Babcock had better be right.....because for the second year in a row, on paper, he really fucked things up. I dunno, it could be a masterplan no one realizes, but I think he's a fucking idiot. Here's my Babcock song


Rob Babcock you're so dumb
Go drink a gallon of Shawn Kemp's cum
Rob Babcock you're a fool
I hope you drown in a swimming pool
Rob Babcock develop a brain
or better yet
get hit by a train
:lol :lol
 
Fifty said:
I can't read the thread yet. My eyes are filled with rage. Babcock had better be right.....because for the second year in a row, on paper, he really fucked things up. I dunno, it could be a masterplan no one realizes, but I think he's a fucking idiot. Here's my Babcock song


Rob Babcock you're so dumb
Go drink a gallon of Shawn Kemp's cum
Rob Babcock you're a fool
I hope you drown in a swimming pool
Rob Babcock develop a brain
or better yet
get hit by a train

LMAO :lol
 
Fifty said:
I can't read the thread yet. My eyes are filled with rage. Babcock had better be right.....because for the second year in a row, on paper, he really fucked things up. I dunno, it could be a masterplan no one realizes, but I think he's a fucking idiot. Here's my Babcock song


Rob Babcock you're so dumb
Go drink a gallon of Shawn Kemp's cum
Rob Babcock you're a fool
I hope you drown in a swimming pool
Rob Babcock develop a brain
or better yet
get hit by a train

:lol :lol :lol
 
I got a call from my friend when I was out, since I told him to update me with who we picked.

"Did we get Green?"

"No"

"Was he there?"

"Yeah"

"What about Granger"

"Same thing"


Then I find we drafted the Alopecian Assassin and Graham (not the worst pick, but doesn't really fill our needs still)

Begforcock had better be planning some amazing trade.....Jesus what a depressing day. Seriously...I was so psyched. Man.
 
Fifty said:
I got a call from my friend when I was out, since I told him to update me with who we picked.

"Did we get Green?"

"Was he there?"

"Yeah"

"What about Granger"

"Same thing"


Then I find we drafted the Alopecian Assassin and Graham (not the worst pick, but doesn't really fill our needs still)

Begforcock had better be planning some amazing trade.....Jesus what a depressing day. Seriously...I was so psyched. Man.

LMFAO :lol
 
You guys could draft Ninja Scooter's homeless friend and still win a championship.

Wtf, why did Green slip so far

besides begcock being a ____ ____ ___, he was projected as a 5-10 pick by basically every site. He must have had either really bad workouts or been a total and complete douchebag. I dunno.

It's so weird how Boston is going to have the best draft two years in a row now. They just *gasp* pick the best players. How hard is that, really? If this was our first blown draft in recent memory, I might be kinder....but a monkey could have drafted better. TRADE HAIRLESS CHARLIE
 
Fifty said:
You guys could draft Ninja Scooter's homeless friend and still win a championship.

Wtf, why did Green slip so far

besides begcock being a ____ ____ ___, he was projected as a 5-10 pick by basically every site. He must have had either really bad workouts or been a total and complete douchebag. I dunno.

It's so weird how Boston is going to have the best draft two years in a row now. They just *gasp* pick the best players. How hard is that, really? If this was our first blown draft in recent memory, I might be kinder....but a monkey could have drafted better. TRADE HAIRLESS CHARLIE

Seriously. I don't see why a team like Charlotte didn't pick Green up....instead they got Sean May, who plays the same position (PF) as Okafor, and is extra chunky to boot. By the way, if all the GM's could redo last year's draft, Al Jefferson would go second (behind Dwight Howard).
 
Cloudy said:

That shit's HILARIOUS.

Went barefoot in the snow?
"NO...im black"

Played Hockey?
"YEs"

What was the last thing you said?
"the last questions is homo"

Do you have a little brother
"Yes"

Does he draw you cute pictures?
"NO that would be gay"

Pepsi or Coke?
"I got acme, so soda is sum shit u dont drink"

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos?
"a bag... a box is a bit much"


Coming to Lakers Arena near YOU! :D
 
I almost got a ticket to tonight's season ticket holder raptors draft party at the ACC. I didn't :( But here's some guy from realgm.com (best raptors forum on the net)

Sow was the Player Rep. - Papehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Chuck (raptors broadcaster) was the MC for the beginning of the night - went through a list of players the Raptors could pick up - all of them were boo'ed - didn't matter which name he mentioned. "You can't boo everybody people" - chuckster's reply.

Crowd was cheering at Portland's 6th pick - maybe 3 to 4k in attendance tonight.

Raptors pick - the building rocked with boos - much like you would hear during a missed Palacio layup with a crowd in the high teens.


Chuck on the sets now interviewing Babcock - asks about crowd reaction to the pick at the ACC - Babcock: "I don't care about the crowd reaction..." serious boos now.

Ouch
 
Mitch is seriously retarded unless we trade tub for a good big man.

Phil Jackson is just like Larry Brown in that neither one will ever play a rookie. Tub is just going to be worthless on the Lakers.

Oh well, we will still make the playoffs even with tub.
 
GOOD NEWS TORONTO!!!!












I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Wow, that really makes up for Charlie V!
 
On Bynum's Myspace...



Tha
Jun 28, 2005 9:52 PM


"GO FUCK KOBE's WIFE FOR ME MAN.....HE CHEATED ON HER..SO ITS PAYBACK TIME..NAW MEAN...."

This is classic. :lol :lol :lol
 
captmcblack said:
On Bynum's Myspace...



Tha
Jun 28, 2005 9:52 PM


"GO FUCK KOBE's WIFE FOR ME MAN.....HE CHEATED ON HER..SO ITS PAYBACK TIME..NAW MEAN...."

This is classic. :lol :lol :lol

:lol :lol :lol

Lakers know how to pick them
 
captmcblack said:
On Bynum's Myspace...



Tha
Jun 28, 2005 9:52 PM


"GO FUCK KOBE's WIFE FOR ME MAN.....HE CHEATED ON HER..SO ITS PAYBACK TIME..NAW MEAN...."

This is classic. :lol :lol :lol

lmao I saw that earlier...I nearly spit my drink all over my monitor reading that.
 
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Dr. Tub

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and Mini-Me
 
Finally a decent pick for Toronto, they were considering Ukic at 16 when it was thought that Green and Granger would be off the board.
 
Ok......I'll say it. The mocks were wrong. Crazy wrong. Two of the players we might have picked with our 16th pick are here at 41. Taft or Ukic. Come on, pick one of them. pwetty please


edit: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

YES
 
Since Shinobi's banned, I'll do my best impression of a rational person right now.

This isnt' that bad for the Raps.

If we had drafted Graham at 7, Roku at 16 and Charlie at 41 people wouldn't be freaking out, yet because of the order in which they went, and percieved mock draft value, it's a total disaster. Draft Green with your #1 pick and Raptorland is happy. Same with Granger....Oh well. If we're not going to move Charlie, I'll hope for the best. It sure wil be fun having a guy that looks that spooky on your team I guess.
 
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