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Official 2011 MLB Thread - Scott Proctor on to get some posts in

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Sharp said:
That face is comically sad. It scarcely seems possible really, for a frown to be that deep.
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Sharp said:
Just for fun, I checked to see where tonight's shit start by Marquis (Game Score of 12) fit into the pantheon of his worst starts, and holy shit he had a start in '06 where he gave up fucking 14 runs in five innings for a Game Score of -11. La Russa is a madman.


Sorry Sharp but the real Marquis pitched today...:( I was hoping to steal a win from him


Bring on the Mets.. Flashbacks of Ryan Church drop incoming...
 
Sharp said:
That face is comically sad. It scarcely seems possible really, for a frown to be that deep.

If we go 1-8 over the next 9 that shit would cut me deep and i'd have to jump into a bottle to recover.
 
Grading ASG selections based on my earlier picks:
The Frankman @ 6/28 said:
All-Star Selections:
American League:
1B - Gonzalez, Adrian - Starter
2B - Cano, Robinson - Starter
SS - Cabrera, Asdrubal - Reserve (WTF FUCKING JETER OMFGWTFISTHISSHIT)
3B - Beltre, Adrian - Reserve
C - Avila, Alex - Starter
DH - Ortiz, David - Starter
OF - Bautista, Jose - Starter
OF - Cruz, Nelson - DNMT (Wrong Texas Ranger, fans)
OF - Granderson, Curtis - Starter
Write-in - N/A

National League:
1B - Fielder, Prince - Starter
2B - Weeks, Rickie - Starter
SS - Reyes, Jose - Starter (Woooooot!)
3B - Ramirez, Aramis - DNMT - (... wow)
C - McCann, Brian - Starter
OF - Beltran, Carlos - Reserve (SUPERTRAN RETURNS!)
OF - Braun, Ryan - Starter
OF - Kemp, Matt - Starter
Write-in - N/A
ehh..
 
sf2fanatic said:
Sorry Sharp but the real Marquis pitched today...:( I was hoping to steal a win from him


Bring on the Mets.. Flashbacks of Ryan Church drop incoming...
Wait... you put Marquis on your fantasy team?

You put a career 4.5ish ERA guy who totally blew last year and never learned how to strike people out and has pitched some of the worst games of all time on your fantasy roster?

You deserve what's coming to you.

Edit: Bryce Harper promoted to AA, finally. Took them long enough.
 
Windu said:
Harper promoted to AA.
I might add that one of our beat writers, Bill Ladson, who is well-known to never have learned how to spell, actually reported it as "Bruce Harper" being promoted to AA, so I'm just assuming he meant Bryce.
 
Oh hey Morse apparently has a hairline fracture in his forearm and will be out indefinitely

In other news FUCK THE PIRATES FUCK YOU JAKNCOKE I am holding you personally responsible for this
 
Dmncnby2k9 said:
What if this guy continues to rake in double A, any chance he makes it to the majors this season?
Not at all. Rizzo apparently said "he'll play in AA the rest of the year" and "we want him to play at every level" (though apparently "every level" doesn't include high-A Potomac because the stadium sucks, or any of the leagues below Hagerstown). Basically, not only is he not coming up to the majors this season, he's not going to be on the starting roster next season.
 
Sharp said:
Oh hey Morse apparently has a hairline fracture in his forearm and will be out indefinitely

In other news FUCK THE PIRATES FUCK YOU JAKNCOKE I am holding you personally responsible for this
Oh, that makes mlb.com's lead story kind of awkward.
 
If he's out indefinitely, maybe they should replace Michael Morse in the Final Vote with Andrew McCutchen.

Sharp said:
By "indefinitely" I mean "I don't know how long." They haven't even put him on the 7-day DL. But realistically McCutchen should be somewhere on that list anyway.
Indeed.
 
Holy shit Werth did something
RBH said:
If he's out indefinitely, they should replace Michael Morse in the Final Vote with Andrew McCutchen.
By "indefinitely" I mean "I don't know how long." They haven't even put him on the 7-day DL. But realistically McCutchen should be somewhere on that list anyway.

Neat, JZimm has 5 K's after 2 innings.
 
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Joe said:
apparently the Yankees are never good enough for some people even though they are perennially the best team.
I'm just shocked at the pitching we're getting. Never would have guessed it would last this long. Robertson has apparently made a pact with the Devil.
 
Snider is back? They aren't going to play him in CF are they? Then again he can't be worse then Corey Patterson.
 
bob_arctor said:
I'm just shocked at the pitching we're getting. Never would have guessed it would last this long. Robertson has apparently made a pact with the Devil.
*looks at his hometown*

oh
 
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