Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Aston Villa v Arsenal 2.24, 54.3%, £12.40
Man City v Chelsea 1.53, 62.1%, £5.30
CHA-CHING!
Well, it would be if I'd actually bet. Good start anyway.
I checked today and could have gotten slightly better odds too if I'd done it at the right time.