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Official Football Thread 2007/2008 (Soccer)

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hadareud said:
oh come on guys. QVT you weren't here when we had our little chat, but the personal insults have to stop.

Really, he was being a bit of one though. lol Honestly I don't see too much of a problem with the insults as a side note. Just when the whole thread breaks down into name calling it's tedious.
 
Ronok said:
Really, he was being a bit of one though. lol Honestly I don't see too much of a problem with the insults as a side note. Just when the whole thread breaks down into name calling it's tedious.

cunt

you were a bit of one though
 
Cedeo said:
ahh just read it again

thought he wrote 'over average'

put it back in the holster Cedeo :lol

you see? We all have our favorite CMF's and it's ok to say it! :D
 
Fabregas doesn't even have sex with call-girls, what a fucking pussy

A Brazilian call girl has revealed how she scored a Premiership hat-trick during a four-hour sex orgy with Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and two of the team's hottest new signings.

"They turned the music up and started dirty dancing with us in the middle of the living room," she said. "The room was pretty impressive - there was a massive 6ft-wide plasma TV on the wall and a big stereo, plus trendy, modern furniture."

Juliana said Ronaldo was pretty impressive too. "He has an amazing body. All the girls wanted to dance with him and he said to his mates, 'Look, they all love me'. But he gave me a cheeky wink and I started dancing with him immediately.

"Before I knew it I was kissing Ronaldo and my hands were wandering all over his body. I was in heaven and you could tell he was turned on.

"Yasmina and Hollie were bumping and grinding with each other and rubbing themselves against the men." It wasn't long before the group moved to another part of the house - Ronaldo's indoor pool and sauna.

"The pool room was beautiful," said Juliana. "It was all lit up and must have cost a fortune.

"Everyone just stripped to their underwear and jumped into the water. Everyone was getting it on and couples were disappearing into the sauna next to it for one-on-one sessions."

Juliana told how she paired off with one of Ronaldo's friends. "We were in the pool kissing and before long we were getting really hot," she said. "He led me back inside the main house, pulling off my soaking wet bra and pants on the way.

"By this time everyone had paired off into different rooms but it wasn't exactly a private thing - people kept walking into rooms to watch what the others were doing.

"Me and Ronaldo's friend had sex in one of the bedrooms. When we finished 20 minutes later, we walked next door to find Hollie and Yasmina having a foursome with Nani and Anderson. Everyone seemed to be watching."

Juliana said she went back to the pool with Ronaldo's friend where they had sex again.

"Afterwards we went back upstairs and accidentally walked in on Ronaldo. He was lying there completely naked next to Hannah. They had finished and I thought, 'Oh my God, what an incredibly well-built man...in every sense!'"

By now the party had started to get really noisy, according to Juliana. "Girls were screaming and moaning," she said. "And there was lots of laughter. At one point Ronaldo told everyone to keep the noise down otherwise the neighbours would complain."

Juliana went on: "Unlike the others, who were swapping partners, Hannah wouldn't leave Ronaldo - she was obsessed with him - and I don't blame her. She said she was hoping to see Ronaldo again."

Juliana told how she went into the kitchen to have a drink and bumped into Anderson and Nani, both standing there naked.

"After a while I'd seen all of the men naked," she said. "They were just walking around with nothing on. They didn't care. Because I speak their language we were having a joke and laughing around. They kept asking if I was tired and I said, 'No'. Then Anderson said, 'Let's go - I'll show you I'm not tired'."

But before jumping into bed with Anderson, Juliana performed a sex act on Nani. She said: "They were looking at each other and I just swapped like that. With Nani it wasn't full sex - just kissing and touching. Anderson told me, 'Brazilian footballers are the best players in the world and Brazilian girls are the best at f***ing - let me see what you can do!' I thought, 'How arrogant', but as we got going, I could tell he wasn't disappointed.

Anderson was in control. He was very manly, throwing me around the bed, spanking me and talking dirty.

"He told me he wanted to make sure I was having fun too. He was a really good kisser and he was very well endowed so I was very happy."

Juliana added: "Sleeping with Brazilian men is very different from being with an Englishman. Englishmen touch a lot but Brazilian men are more wild and that was how Anderson was."

Around 4am - at the end of their four-hour booking - the exhausted girls left in a taxi.
 
"I recognised Ronaldo straight away from watching the World Cup last year. He's my idol. I've always fancied him and I nearly said, 'I'll do it for free'."

This ever happen to one of you guys?
 
jacket320 said:
"I recognised Ronaldo straight away from watching the World Cup last year. He's my idol. I've always fancied him and I nearly said, 'I'll do it for free'."

This ever happen to one of you guys?
Getting chicks to pay > getting freebies.
 
QVT said:

I don't know what that is.

The one I found seemed to have guys walking up and down streets with cameras hidden in stuff and them standing next to hot women if you see where I'm heading with this...

I should say I wasn't searching for this stuff. I was trying to find another funny forum like the "Digimon are real" one and I ended up there!
 
it's the anime forum at sa full of pedophiles who just jack it to kiddie porn anime instead of the real stuff.
 
QVT said:
it's the anime forum at sa full of pedophiles who just jack it to kiddie porn anime instead of the real stuff.
:lol

Youtube is full of such weird videos, I wrongly clicked today on some anime fanart video showing everything ( I didn't watch the shit though, so I can't tell you what it was about). Don't know how some pink haired 14 year old anime girl can make people so obsessed.
 
Yazan said:
:lol

Youtube is full of such weird videos, I wrongly clicked today on some anime fanart video showing everything ( I didn't watch the shit though, so I can't tell you what it was about). Don't know how some pink haired 14 year old anime girl can make people so obsessed.

I don't get it either. It's a fucking cartoon. How can that turn you on?
 
h0pper said:
I don't get it either. It's a fucking cartoon. How can that turn you on?

it's no worse than having a perfectly good woman shove her fingers in your dick instead of just bending her over and plowing her
 
In MLS Agneda news:

- Beckham is reportedly interested in setting up a MLS expansion in Miami after he's done playing. This according to a British outlet, so consider the source.

- Shan Wheelock of BBC's World Football Phone In says he's talked to people inside the MLS, and the MLS will eventually move to a single table. Hey, maybe then we'll get a non-idiotic playoff system!

- The Red Bulls have sold over 40,000 tickets for the July 19 NYRB-Galaxy game. Hey, maybe with that extra money they can finally get their asses moving on building that stadium.
 
TRANSFER RUMOURS

Arsenal winger Alex Hleb says he has fallen out with Gunners boss Arsene Wenger and would like to play for Barcelona next season. (Daily Mirror)

Inter Milan are prepared to pay up to £8m to sign Frank Lampard from Chelsea (Daily Mirror), £9m (The Sun) or £11m. (The Independent)
Inter begin Lampard negotiations

Chelsea insist they have not received an offer for Lampard and expect him to see out his contract at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Star)

New Chelsea boss Luiz Feliope Scolari wants Lampard to stay and the England midfielder is also looking for a new deal with the Blues but is yet to be offered a new contract. (The Independent)

Scolari will allow Andriy Shevchenko, Florent Malouda, Claudio Pizarro, Steve Sidwell and Carlo Cudicini to leave Chelsea. (Daily Mirror)

Newcastle are lining up a £5m move for Sidwell. (Daily Mirror)

Martin O'Neill is considering accepting Liverpool's £15m bid for Barry now that Steve Finnan has been offered in addition in a part-exchange deal. (The Times)

Chelsea are demanding £24m for want-away striker Didier Drogba but are yet to receive any offers. (The Independent)

Fenerbahce's Brazilian defender Roberto Carlos, 35, claims Chelsea want to sign him. (Daily Star)

Blackburn are willing to sell England winger David Bentley but have told Tottenham, Liverpool and Aston Villa that their asking price is £17m. (Daily Mirror)

Tottenham have offered an assortment of players, including striker Darren Bent, goalkeeper Paul Robinson and defender Anthony Gardner, in part-exchange for Bentley. (The Guardian)

Russian star Andrei Arshavin will cost any club wishing to sign him from Zenit St Petersburg a total of £41.5m in transfer fees and wages. (Daily Telegraph)

Real Madrid are still chasing Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo even though the Portuguese winger is out injured for the next six weeks. (The Sun)

Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon says United should be 'proud' to let Ronaldo join them in what he says could be the 'transfer of the century'. (Daily Mirror)

Birmingham will sell Olivier Kapo to Wigan to fund a £3.5m move for Reading striker Dave Kitson. (Daily Mirror)

Aston Villa are lining up a season-long loan deal for Manchester United goalkeeper Ben Foster but are also eyeing Tottenham's Paul Robinson and USA international Brad Guzan. (The Sun)

Crewe are demanding £2m for striker Nicky Maynard after rejecting bids from Bristol City and Ipswich. (Daily Mirror)

Everton boss David Moyes hopes to persuade Manchester United to sell him Scotland midfielder Darren Fletcher. (The Sun)

Sunderland are hoping to hijack Hull City's £2m bid for Middlesbrough midfielder George Boateng. (The Sun)

Hull have agreed a £1m fee for Boateng but face competition from Celtic and Fulham. (Daily Mirror)

Sunderland, Celtic and Rangers are all in the race to sign Watford centre-back Danny Shittu. (Daily Star)

Wigan are willing to pay up to £10m to sign Everton striker Andy Johnson. (The Sun)

Sunderland are also closing in on a deal for Johnson after indicating they are prepared to match the Toffees' £10m asking price. (Daily Mail)

Auxerre defender Gabriel Tamas is keen on a £3.5m switch to Celtic after being transfer-listed by his French side. (Daily Record)

Crystal Palace have dropped their interest in Hearts striker Christian Nade after the Jambos rejected a £300,000 offer. (Daily Record)

Liverpool goalkeeper Charles Itandje is poised to join Turkish side Galatasaray. (Daily Mail)

Liverpool have won the race to sign 17-year-old Danish striker Nikola Saric. (Daily Telegraph)

West Brom are lining up a £2.5m bid for Newcastle striker Shola Ameoli and also want £3m-rated Bolton defender Abdoulaye Meite. (The Sun)

Fulham goalkeeper Antti Niemi says he will turn down a move to Liverpool to fight for his place at Craven Cottage. (Daily Star)

Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is keen on Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul. (Daily Telegraph)

Redknapp is also chasing Chelsea winger Shaun Wright-Phillips, Reading defender Nicky Shorey and Lens left-back Nadir Belhadj. (The Guardian)

Linfield have rejected Kilmarnock's latest offer for striker Peter Thompson. (Daily Record)

Aston Villa are considering signing midfielder Steed Malbranque, who will be allowed to leave Tottenham, as well as Sheffield Wednesday defender Frank Simek. (The Times)

Want-away Swansea midfielder Ferrie Bodde will join up with his team-mates on their pre-season tour of Sweden despite saying he wants to join Derby County. (Western Mail)

OTHER GOSSIP

Arsenal have told Emmanuel Adebayor that they will pay him £3m per year to sign a new contract - less than half the money he is demanding. (The Sun)

New Newcastle chairman Derek Llambias insists the club's owner Mike Ashley has no plans to sell the Magpies. (The Independent)

Everton midfielder Tim Cahill could miss the start of the season with the broken metatarsal that ruled him out of the end of last campaign. (Daily Star)

Hearts' majority shareholder Vladimir Romanov has unveiled plans to increase his holding in the club from £81.5% to 95.1%. (Daily Record)

Motherwell have turned down a £30,000 offer to rename their Fir Park ground after a radio station. (Daily Record)

Ex-England striker Robbie Fowler will head to Dubai to finish his career, after one final season with Cardiff City. (Western Mail)

AND FINALLY

Aston Villa had their training session disrupted by two giant Rottweilers on Monday. The dogs had escaped from a nearby farm and the club called a dog warden to collect them. (Daily Mirror)

New Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari was intrigued when he walked into the dressing room at the club's training ground on his first day in charge and found a game of darts going on - he had only ever seen the game being played on TV before. (The Sun)

Crystal Palace winger Ashley-Paul Robinson has been forced to apologise after posting details of a proposed move to Fulham on his Facebook page. (The Guardian)

With it looking like Crouch is definitely gone, we need more than some 17 year old. >_>
 
so I check newsnow this morning, and what do I read? Hleb blasted Wenger and Cesc, obviously burning all his bridges. What a dick I thought and proceeded to read the Sun article:


Hleb's new Gunners Blast


ALEX HLEB has stuck the boot into Arsene Wenger and Cesc Fabregas as he steps up his campaign to quit Arsenal.

The Gunners star says he has never agreed with boss Wenger over his role and brands Fabregas ‘selfish’.

Hleb insisted: “My view of how I should be playing didn’t coincide with the manager’s.

"I told him last season I wanted to leave and think he was quite upset about it.

“But ask him. It may turn out he’s happy to see me go.

“I don’t know where I’ll be next season but I’d prefer Barcelona.

“It is being negotiated and, hopefully, will be decided soon.”

Arsenal are demanding £18million for the Belarussian, 27, who has two years left on his contract.

The midfielder knows he will not get a warm welcome from his team-mates at pre- season training this week, especially after his pop at Fabregas.

He said: “When we get scoring opportunities, Fabregas is much more selfish than me.

“Given a chance to shoot, he always goes for it — unlike me.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1392828.ece

not much of a blast of Cesc I thought, this reads more like a compliment. Stupid to talk about Wenger that way though, after all he's still your manager.

An hour later, what do I see? The original interview from about a month ago (quite poorly translated). The Sun couldn't have taken things out of context and changed them a bit, could they?


I am very grateful to Arsène Wenger. This is the best coach in my career. And not just the coach. He is a very good man and thin psychologist. I very much appreciate his support. I talked with him twice before the end of the season. I am also not so easy to shy away from this club, because for me it became home. I think he upset. Although better ask himself, maybe he was pleased.

No. We are very cool together, cesc and I understand each other on the field. And I very, very pleased with him play. This is a very nice guy and in life and as a footballer. Just in Pos points more than he egoistichen. If he had a chance to shoot, he always enjoyed shooting, unlike me.

oh
 
"Your favorite color? Mine's purple."
"Blue. Man City Blue."

Best movie of 2007!

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h0pper said:
I am seriously lol'ing right now. What a fucking douche bag. United should be proud that Real Madrid are even interested in a player of theirs. LOLOLOL :lol :lol :lol

WHAT AN HONOR AMIRITE?!

Calderon is right. Everything would just be much easier if United would just sell the fucker. I mean c'mon. This is for the benefit of the planet. Ronaldo to Real Madrid must happen or get ready and prepare for the second coming of Jesus.
I just ignore everything about ronaldo now because 90% of it is bullshit. If Calderoin did actually say that then he's a bigger cunt than I thought he was, but its probably made up.
 
psycho_snake said:
Oh shit, NPD is going to be released at the same time as E3, isnt it?

Yes. :(

The OT section will almost definately be taken down again.

What's your PSN name btw?

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psycho_snake                               PSN: Turkish89

Oh and where the fuck do people download the firmware? When I do system update it says I have the latest version, which i dont.
 
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addded mine.
 
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edit: fixed formatting a lot. :)
 
Arshavin fee revealed
by Tom Kell, 08 July 2008

Andrei Arshavin’s agent insists no English club have yet registered a firm interest in his client and has warned potential suitors that the Russia playmaker will not be allowed to leave his homeland for a penny less than £23.8 million.

The Arshavin transfer saga is starting to rival that of Cristiano Ronaldo’s, with the latest twist on Monday coming when Barcelona – early favourites for his signature – appeared to be ruled out of the running.

The Arshavin camp intimated on the same day that England was the most likely destination for the Euro 2008 sensation, but it appears that a resolution is not yet on the cards.

"It's going to be a very big transfer," Arshavin's agent Dennis Lachter told The Daily Telegraph.

"Zenit will definitely not accept an offer of less than 30 million euros (£23.8 million). They are owned by Gazprom, one of the biggest oil companies in the world, so they can afford not to sell him cheaply.

"Andrei would also want around €4m a year net, which clubs would have to pay over three or four years, plus 40 percent tax. Only a few clubs could afford that.

"The official interest has come from Barcelona, Inter Milan, Valencia and Real Madrid, none from a British club.

"I have read about Arsenal and Chelsea but that would depend on other deals like [Emmanuel] Adebayor and Alexander Hleb.

"Andrei would like to play in The Premier League but he will not accept an offer from clubs like Newcastle, Middlesbrough, Tottenham and Aston Villa.

"There are only four British clubs he would play for and they are in the Champions League. It's not about money, it's about a team and professional ambition."

that's ridiculous. he isn't worth that imo.
 
nobody will pay anything remotely close to that for him. There's doubts over his fitness, his attitude etc. 20 million Euros tops, and even that's a stretch.
 
h0pper said:
that's ridiculous. he isn't worth that imo.

In recent interview Dick Advocaat stated that club agreed with Arshavin to let him leave if the order is around 25-30M€. I would say, there is a realistic chance to get him slightly below that, as he really want to leave to a bigger club. But anything below 20M€ would be outright rejected.
 
hadareud said:
nobody will pay anything remotely close to that for him. There's doubts over his fitness, his attitude etc. 20 million Euros tops, and even that's a stretch.

lol, I wasn't even that impressed with him in the Euros. It's funny how someone can have a decent tournament and the agents and press will rile everyone up over it. It's worked too. I see so many Arsenal fans on other boards that want him desperately.
 
oh, I'd love him at the club too, don't get me wrong. He'd be the ideal replacement for Hleb.

But only at a reasonable price, 16 million (20 million Euros) is a lot but still ok, but anything above that would be ridiculous.
 
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