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[levious]

Anyone want to take bets how many games before Kournhieser loses it and calls Joe Theisman and bum on national TV?

there'll be nothing more than periods of awkward silence all season.


2007 value??!

 

[Meier]

Just noticed that Edell Shepherd was dropped by the Bucs and picked up by the Texans. It's too bad he got screwed on that TD catch last year.. for many reasons.

A little surprised we released Donte Nicholson and Marquis Cooper as well -- seemed like they could be solid players down the line.

 

[effzee]

Diddy, Cassie, and Rascal Flatts



About two quarters.



That'll be halftime

hmm cassie is good eye candy.

 

[PantherLotus]

Jason Whitlock: pretty damn stupid.

In the first two tenths of his column he has called the Baltimore Ravens a Super Bowl team, suggested that the Packers trade Brett Favre so that his 2007 value doesn't go down, and then suggested that the Bears offer to trade for Brett Favre.

Whitlock is always blowing smoke out of his ass. You should(n't) have heard his radio show, it was relentless. Wait until you hear him go on about Jeff George as the second coming of Christ. Him and his continuous Ball State references are enough to make anybody puke.

He's pretty harsh on Carl Peterson (KC's GM), and that's cool.

 

[shantyman]

Why are you guys debating meaningless things? This is the biggest news right now:

Look like Chad, minus scissors
Bengals receiver marketing his mohawk
BY MARK CURNUTTE | ENQUIRER STAFF WRITER

Chad Johnson is still the same flamboyant, entertaining personality that fans of the Bengals and NFL have come to know.

Witness the new Chad Johnson rubber scalp likeness, a novelty item that simulates his blond mohawk hairdo.

Yet the sixth-year wide receiver promises to be more mature from here on out, less prone to emotional outbursts and more in control of his passion to win and be great.

But first, the fun stuff:

After talking to the media in a conversation that touched on Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, the musician's ex-wife, Pamela Anderson, and McDonald's, Johnson went back to his locker stall and called over TV cameras.

He picked up the rubber scalp, complete with gold mohawk. He held it next to his face as the cameras rolled.

"You don't have to cut a mohawk anymore," Johnson said. "You can just go buy the hat. You can buy the head. ... Get your own earrings. Go to Claire's, don't spend real money. ... Then buy the hat."

The rubber scalp extends to just above the wearer's eyes.

"Those are my eyebrows," said Johnson, pointing at the forehead of the rubber scalp. He then looked at the side of the scalp and said: "Those are my veins. It looks just like me."

The scalp will be for sale for $30 next week prior to the home opener at the Bengals Pro Shop at Paul Brown Stadium, a club official said.

Besides his new hairstyle, Johnson said he also will be a new player inside. Since last season's playoff loss, when Johnson allegedly had a blowup with coaches at halftime (which he denied), he has tried to learn how to control his emotions.

"I'm still a kid at heart," Johnson said. "I'm maturing in certain ways where I need to improve in areas with my maturity."

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i like the bengals but i'm pretty tired of seeing and hearing about chad johnson. seems like everyone finds him hilarious but i just see him as an annoying self promoter. i guess when you put up the numbers he does you can do that, but i'm just sick of hearing about him or the OUTWAGEOUS! things he says and does

 

[shantyman]

i like the bengals but i'm pretty tired of seeing and hearing about chad johnson. seems like everyone finds him hilarious but i just see him as an annoying self promoter. i guess when you put up the numbers he does you can do that, but i'm just sick of hearing about him or the OUTWAGEOUS! things he says and does

Quit complaining because your most exciting player is a guy named Alexis who is a crappy QB. He has Dylan McKay sideburns for Gods sake!

If you want, you can refer to the past glories of the 49'ers against the Bengals, I'm sure that is what you'll do.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Quit complaining because your most exciting player is a guy named Alexis who is a shit QB.

VD is our most exciting player

i'm annoyed with chad johnson because this is what it is every week:

OMFG GET THIS GUYS! CHAD JOHNSON SENT A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL AND A DAGGER TO THE DB'S BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO LULL THEM TO SLEEP AND THEN STAB THEIR HEARTS OUT AND EAT IT! HE IS SO OVER THE TOP!

OMG GUYS CHAD JOHNSON DID THIS CELEBRATION WHERE HE MADE THE FOOTBALL UP LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD AFTER A TOUCHDOWN AND HAD HIM TALK TO THE AUDIENCE!

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT! CHAD JOHNSON DID HIS HAIR LIKE MR. T AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO COVER HIM!

it just gets old. i guess if he were on my team i would be more tolerant, but i still think i would be annoyed a bit anyways

 

[shantyman]

VD is our most exciting player

i'm annoyed with chad johnson because this is what it is every week:

OMFG GET THIS GUYS! CHAD JOHNSON SENT A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL AND A DAGGER TO THE DB'S BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO LULL THEM TO SLEEP AND THEN STAB THEIR HEARTS OUT AND EAT IT! HE IS SO OVER THE TOP!

OMG GUYS CHAD JOHNSON DID THIS CELEBRATION WHERE HE MADE THE FOOTBALL UP LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD AFTER A TOUCHDOWN AND HAD HIM TALK TO THE AUDIENCE!

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT! CHAD JOHNSON DID HIS HAIR LIKE MR. T AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO COVER HIM!

it just gets old. i guess if he were on my team i would be more tolerant, but i still think i would be annoyed a bit anyways

You would not be annoyed is he was on your team, trust me.

 

[Mooreberg]

First, that is a picture of Charlie Batch. I think you must have mispelled Roethlisberger on Google Images.

Second, you picked the most effeminate picture that must exist of a Steelers quarterback since Kordell left.

Third, Brady's evil knows no bounds.

Brady's demonic powers are in the Steelers best interest tonight. It benefits the Patriots for the Dolphins to lose their opener against an AFC team.

Also, Maroney is not on the Pats injury report, so everybody that picked the Bills to win... uh... never mind.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

hmm cassie is good eye candy.

But her song sucks ass. I can't stand it. Fugckin Diddy. She doesn't show no titty. I'm turning the TV.

 

[Fifty]

Are Madden and Michaels doing both tonight's game and Sunday's game?

 

[Eminem]

so everybody that picked the Bills to win... uh... never mind.

Why would people do this

 

[Nameless]

Quit complaining because your most exciting player is a guy named Alexis who is a crappy QB. He has Dylan McKay sideburns for Gods sake!

If you want, you can refer to the past glories of the 49'ers against the Bengals, I'm sure that is what you'll do.

Hey, you don't have to bash the Niners. Personally, Chad Johnson is one of my top 5 players in the NFL. With the NFL becomig the "No Fun Leauge" over the last several years, I like Chad's approach to the game--he loves football and you can see it in the way he plays and celebrates.

 

[iapetus]

it just gets old. i guess if he were on my team i would be more tolerant, but i still think i would be annoyed a bit anyways

How did TO work out for you guys?

 

[PantherLotus]

The football gods rule against excessive celebrations. It has been confirmed.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Are Madden and Michaels doing both tonight's game and Sunday's game?

Yup, the Madden Bus is going to get some miles this week.

 

[dskillzhtown]

VD is our most exciting player

i'm annoyed with chad johnson because this is what it is every week:

OMFG GET THIS GUYS! CHAD JOHNSON SENT A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL AND A DAGGER TO THE DB'S BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO LULL THEM TO SLEEP AND THEN STAB THEIR HEARTS OUT AND EAT IT! HE IS SO OVER THE TOP!

OMG GUYS CHAD JOHNSON DID THIS CELEBRATION WHERE HE MADE THE FOOTBALL UP LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD AFTER A TOUCHDOWN AND HAD HIM TALK TO THE AUDIENCE!

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT! CHAD JOHNSON DID HIS HAIR LIKE MR. T AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO COVER HIM!

it just gets old. i guess if he were on my team i would be more tolerant, but i still think i would be annoyed a bit anyways

I wish the Texans WRs would be creative in our loses....

 

[Karakand]

Arthur Blank announced today that he is beginning the process of planning the building of a new stadium for the Falcons in downtown Atlanta to open in time for the 2015-16 season.

Well shit! There's goes my hope of there being a Los Angeles Falcons.

At first I didn't believe it when I read it here, but you're right, the Philadelphia Jailbirds haven't won a superbowl, only the pre-merger NFL championship back in 1960 and then twice in the 40s.

They came close in Super Bowl XV. Oh wait, no they didn't.

 

[newsguy]

Any other Dolfans in here excited that we're primed to beat the super bowl champs? Charlie batch here we come!!!

 

[Wellington]

I predict a huge year for Will Allen. I would have liked to have kept him at a reduced price, especially after we lost Peterson.

 

[Laguna X]

Man, only a couple more hours to go before the season officially starts... I'm feeling a bit crazed! :lol I hope the officials don't **** things up as much as they did last year.

 

[newsguy]

I predict a huge year for Will Allen. I would have liked to have kept him at a reduced price, especially after we lost Peterson.

He had a strong preseason and I love the fact that he HITS. Madison was a softie, this guy lit up Fred Taylor like he was playing linebacker, I love him!

FMT check ur PM's!

 

[sans_pants]

When I lived in Kent last year it was a terrible experience because there are sooo many pittsburgh people there, also, there are a shit ton of bandwagoners

 

[Tamanon]

OK, Jaws is just bizarre.

He just said the Colts didn't win last year because they had a lot of bad things happen to the team.

Then he listed "winning 13 in a row then losing a game" and "Tony Dungy's dad dying" as all the bad things.

I can see Dungy, but not enough to affect the team, but winning 13 then losing 1....if that broke the team's spirit then they're never going to get over that hump

 

[firex]

If you don't see pure evil when you look in Tom Brady's eyes I don't know what to say. I have never seen another player take such delight in raping the Steelers (the only other thing that make him happy is attending Al Queda meetings). His purpose in life was to bring misery to others. Luckily, God delivery Pittsburgh a Messiah to deliver us from that suffering. Now of course a string of "bad luck" follows Big Ben after he wins the Superbowl. Coincidence?

You have to make a deal with the devil to beat the devil, and clearly the deal's up!

 

[firex]

VD is our most exciting player

i'm annoyed with chad johnson because this is what it is every week:

OMFG GET THIS GUYS! CHAD JOHNSON SENT A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL AND A DAGGER TO THE DB'S BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO LULL THEM TO SLEEP AND THEN STAB THEIR HEARTS OUT AND EAT IT! HE IS SO OVER THE TOP!

OMG GUYS CHAD JOHNSON DID THIS CELEBRATION WHERE HE MADE THE FOOTBALL UP LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD AFTER A TOUCHDOWN AND HAD HIM TALK TO THE AUDIENCE!

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT! CHAD JOHNSON DID HIS HAIR LIKE MR. T AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO COVER HIM!

it just gets old. i guess if he were on my team i would be more tolerant, but i still think i would be annoyed a bit anyways

chad johnson just knows how to play the media, and I think it motivates him to play better by putting more pressure on him. I still hate the sports media when they create stories out of nothing, so I understand where you're coming from, but I'm obviously biased since he's on the bengals.

 

[iapetus]

I can see Dungy, but not enough to affect the team, but winning 13 then losing 1....if that broke the team's spirit then they're never going to get over that hump

Unfortunately for the team, they hit a bigger hump every year when the regular season ends and Peyton turns back into a pumpkin.

 

[Tamanon]

Unfortunately for the team, they hit a bigger hump every year when the regular season ends and Peyton turns back into a pumpkin.

Exactly.

If I had my druthers, if Indy ever won a Superbowl it would be after Manning got injured in week 17 and Jim Sorgi led them there. That would be hilarious.

 

[lexy]

Oooh baby!

I just got back home and I am ready for some mother****ing football!

I'm very excited.

Hold me.

 

[Nameless]

Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if the Colts won it all this year. For the past 3-4 years they have been "THE" team that everyone picks to win it all. That team, who is the popular pick of sports writers and fans alike, pretty much NEVER wins it all. Sorry Bowser, but this year that team seems to the Panthers. With the loss of Edge, and everyone condeming Peyton as a 'big game loser' few are picking the Colts, that IMO opens the door for them.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

WOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let's get it on!. Pittsburgh with the worse record for about 2 days. Steelers last in the league...until sunday.

 

[Bowser]

Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if the Colts won it all this year. For the past 3-4 years they have been "THE" team that everyone picks to win it all. That team, who is the popular pick of sports writers and fans alike, pretty much NEVER wins it all. Sorry Bowser, but this year that team seems to the Panthers. With the loss of Edge, and everyone condeming Peyton as a 'big game loser' few are picking the Colts, that IMO opens the door for them.

7 of 12 picked the Colts from ESPN :/

 

[firex]

people are condemning manning as a big game loser because that's what he does. As soon as the playoffs start, he chokes.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Oh shit, Steve Smith just smacked DAngelo Hall down on an interview.

 

[woodchuck]

Tamanon, what's the update on Marcus Stroud?

 

[sans_pants]

AIM question I posed earlier
ME: do you know who chuck noll is
Sackrider: no
Sackrider: y
ME: arent you from pittsburg
Sackrider: yes

 

[Tamanon]

Tamanon, what's the update on Marcus Stroud?

Rolled his ankle, probable. He'll play. He played hurt almost all of last year.

 

[Nameless]

GOT THE PIZZA ON THE WAY, BOTTLE OF GIN IN THE FREEZER! WHOS READY FOR SOME MOTHER****IN FOOTBALL!!??!?

 

[woodchuck]

Rolled his ankle, probable. He'll play. He played hurt almost all of last year.

he'll probably tear up our Oline even if he's dinged up

 

[Shinobi]

Just under the wire!

Miami at Pittsburgh
Baltimore at Tampa Bay
Atlanta at Carolina
Denver at St. Louis
Buffalo at New England
Philadelphia at Houston
New Orleans at Cleveland
Seattle at Detroit
NY Jets at Tennessee
Cincinnati at Kansas City
Chicago at Green Bay
Dallas at Jacksonville
San Francisco at Arizona
Indianapolis at NY Giants
Minnesota at Washington
San Diego at Oakland

It's all about the Skins...

In Gibbs we trust...

"I think it's time we added one more to this collection!"

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Diddy you suck fuggin balls.

HE'S LIPSYNCHING!?!? HOLY SHIT, YOU SUCK!!!

 

[Nameless]

This is the worst lip-sync job i've ever seen..

 

[dskillzhtown]

Diddy you suck fuggin balls.

I rush home to watch the game and wtf do I get? Diddy.


Back to the Boise State loss on ESPN.

 

[Kuroyume]

Is Diddy lip synching? That's pathetic...

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Holy crap, all of his heffas are lip-synching. I guess he figured he couldn't have their no-talent asses fugg it up.

Everybody is lip-synching. Burn the stage down.

 

[dskillzhtown]

This is the worst lip-sync job i've ever seen..

NBC CAN'T HANDLE V-SYNC!!!!!!



Also....the song sucks all kinds of ass.

 

[Nameless]

NBC CAN'T HANDLE V-SYNC!!!!!!



Also....the song sucks all kinds of ass.

Yes, yes it does.. Only good thing about that performance was D.Woods of Danity Kane, and they didn't even show her enough....BASTARDS!

AND WHERE IS THIS ****IN PIZZA GUY!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Oh shit, gotta go and order pizza.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Why does the NFL think we want to see this bullshit?