Okay so im eating at a restaraunt with Evilore...

GraveRobberX

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Stealth Soon to have Sex with Big Boss thread?

Pre-Emptive:



To the both of You... Mazel Tov.. Make it Special... I think he likes to be tickled behind his right knee, use your tongue for Maximum Giggle Damage*

*Don't ask how I know this,,, OK you twisted my arm the right way... GAF GOLD FUCKA's, Inner Thoughts thread is awesome here, Evi is such a sweetiepie
 
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You will get to go one of these days. Bring the kid if you have to.



ZOMBIE ASS is the best date movie.






If your date likes it, she's the best.
We saw Catfish. Probably wasn't as good as "ZOMBIE ASS" sounds, but it was oddly appropriate, with us being internet people meeting and all that.
 
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Would you describe him as a tall good looking fellow with a good hairline cut just above the ears, yet curly, wearing a blue shirt, nice jeans and shoes.... with a strange ability too eat anything off a BBQ grill while dunking basketballs in the parking lot and pulling all the immediate lady's in the area?
 

AlternativeUlster

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The day after Evilore went to a board game night at my ex girlfriend's place, she broke up with me because in Apples to Apples I joked around about picking between "Owning a Home" and "A Honeymoon" for Unrealistic. It was probably one of the most bizarre reasons for a girl to ever break up with me.

On a side note, she also tried to steal Count's hat and cane.
 
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Demand a lock of his hair....so you can be like the thin man in Charlies' Angels

EDIT: also make some religous talk etc maybe if you are lucky Bish will appear, then offer Bish some Dessert or something. that would be awesome
 
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The day after Evilore went to a board game night at my ex girlfriend's place, she broke up with me because in Apples to Apples I joked around about picking between "Owning a Home" and "A Honeymoon" for Unrealistic. It was probably one of the most bizarre reasons for a girl to ever break up with me.

On a side note, she also tried to steal Count's hat and cane.
Wait, Count has a cane?