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Paul Ryan knelt before a man who likes to wear beanies?

I'm fucking DYING over here.

Correction.

Paul Ryan knelt before a man that has a fucking propeller beanie.

 

[Davide]

I wonder if this will be the 2020 presidential debate.

 

[mozfan12]

I'm guessing he saw this bill as his best chance to move up the political chain. When he saw the writing on the wall, he got desperate. Dude was a joke already, this just basically confirms that he can't get anything done. He's done and from what it looks like the Trump team and I gotta believe other Republicans will use him as the scapegoat for this embarrassment.

 

[Regulus Tera]

There's a simple way to avoid things like this. Just, you know... write a bill that's actually good, and can be supported by everyone on its own merits.

The only way you can improve on the ACA is by moving to the left of what it achieved. It's anathema to Ryan's plan of providing more benefits to the rich. He, nor anyone in the GOP, can write a "better" bill than what they've fought for the last seven years without somehow seeming like they are willing to fuck over their constituents.

 

[HyperZone<3]

Oh, this isn't even the TIP of the iceberg with this buffon that serves my great state. Any other Alaska-GAF on here?

Don Young tells teens suicide is what weak people do

Crooked Financial Behavior of Don Young

Misses the most votes of any individual, and wants to seel out the Alaska environment to oil.

Ironically wrestles away a microphone from a democratic representative at a debate about how no gun control is needed.

Sucks at disclosing financial interests to oil and energy entities.

Ryan, you're a turd.

Don Young didn't want to get on board? Wow. He can go pound for pound against any other congressional member in terms of rank despicably. He's also one of the most rabidly anti-gay members of the GOP, and that's saying something.

 

[shem935]

I wonder if this will be the 2020 presidential debate.

No way its paul ryan. He is dead to the world. An empty husk that schedules bills.

 

[thuway]

After Ryan made those comments about being excited about deconstructing health care and bankrupting it - I cannot believe this man has a future in politics. Republican or Democrat- free healthcare is an inevitably, and this draconian hand waving going on is only a stall to the inevitable.

No matter what side of the aisle you are on, universal healthcare will always win out, no matter the politic.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

And the response:

 

[Randolph Freelander]

There was a brief moment when Paul Ryan thought he might have a deal.

And then the coward tried to sneak out through the window.

 

[kame-sennin]

what's high german for the head pain you get from laughing too hard after watching your enemies drown in their own excrement? I'm sure there's a single word for it.

Kopfschmerzertrinkenscheisse.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

And then the coward tried to sneak out through the window.

one of the most hilarious calls ever by Bobby the Brain Heenan

 

[johnsmith]

Trump is a dignity black hole. He embarrassed Mitt Romney for some frog legs

 

[Beerman462]

Good luck Republicunts.

 

[Saya]

 

[Kurdel]

That debate was incredible. Biden was just on another level, but their rapport was actually quite collegial.

 

[numble]

Why the fuuuk would you stake your entire dignity by kneeling to a rando FC dipshit?

Don Young isn't a member of the Freedom Caucus.

 

[Hale-XF11]

He might just be the most pathetic republican to ever walk the face of the earth. Amazing.

 

[old manatee]

I'll bet Paul Ryan gives terrible handjobs. I don't care how much iron he pumps.

 

[Emulated Hype]

But did he remember to kiss the ring?

 

[Autoignition]

I'll bet Paul Ryan gives terrible handjobs. I don't care how much iron he pumps.

I would've thought he'd look better on his knees, besides. Guess not.

Spoiler

Politics is slowly killing me please help.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Even when these guys lose they are still winning. I wonder how much they make from trying to ruin lives to help their wealthy buddies.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[Volimar]

Here we go.

Rep. Ted Poe announced Sunday he has resigned from the conservative House Freedom Caucus over its opposition to the Republican health care plan, becoming the group's first public casualty in the fall-out over its role in defeating the bill.

www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/poe-resigns-freedom-caucus/index.html

 

[Zushin]

Jesus, how pathetic can you get.

 

[Rayis]

It pleases me to know he humiliated himself like that and still lost

 

[Imperfected]

Here we go.




www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/poe-resigns-freedom-caucus/index.html

Couldn't have happened to a nicer caucus.

 

[Bonen no Max'd]

This level of indignity is even more satisfying when you consider that absurd quote about him looking forward to stripping Medicaid since partying in college.

 

[oti]

Why the fuuuk would you stake your entire dignity by kneeling to a rando FC dipshit?

Wasn't his nickname in high school "brown nose"?

 

[hypernima]

Are their any high definition pics of him kneeling in begging? I need a new screensaver.

 

[Saint of Killers]

He offered his hand in marriage for votes?

 

[dr3upmushroom]

There goes the Right's pseudo intellectual.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

He offered his hand in marriage for votes?

See, this has me wondering if this didn't encourage Young to oppose the AHCA, thinking it was gay.

 

[VariantX]

He might just be the most pathetic republican to ever walk the face of the earth. Amazing.

Certainly made me forget about how sad Ted Cruz was for a bit, "Vote your conscience" my ass.

 

[FStubbs]

Literally on his knees begging to fuck over millions of people.

Remember part of the reason it failed was that the Tea Party/Freedom Caucus wanted to screw over millions more than TrumpCare wasn't screwing over.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Should've sucked their dicks like he does Trump, maybe that would've worked.

 

[thehypocrite]

If only he was an ally for good causes.

 

[Transhuman]

What is it called when you beg god for something to happen?

 

[CHC]

Wow someone actually took the time to photoshop Ryan's eyes onto that cat?

 

[Spartancarver]

Need pics

What a fucking cuck

 

[Akuun]

Well, that sure tops "please clap."

Every day, this article becomes more and more apt.
Policy Guy: Paul Ryan Just Put Out A Comprehensive 14-Point Plan To Fully Debase Himself For The Trump Administration

 

[encephalon]

I love this.

 

[jmdajr]

This is scene is incredible.

And sooooo relevant to current discussion.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

I must have missed that Romney frog legs story when it happened. I should have known not to acquiesce in my opinion of him.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Trump is a dignity black hole. He embarrassed Mitt Romney for some frog legs

This seems like Trump's special ability: making otherwise principled humans grovel before him in the most humiliating way possible to ensure that, by the end, they somehow look more pathetic than trump himself.

It's really something to behold and I have a feeling all of America will feel that way before he leaves office.

 

[turtle553]

Sounds more like kneeling down to talk to an old man in a chair. Like saying hi to a grandparent. Not the best look, but I don't think it's begging.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Sounds more like kneeling down to talk to an old man in a chair. Like saying hi to a grandparent. Not the best look, but I don't think it's begging.

It was just a coincidence that he was also pleading for something.

 

[jstripes]

Trump is a dignity black hole. He embarrassed Mitt Romney for some frog legs

And he made Chris Christie order the meatloaf.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

This needs to be recreated on SNL

He should be on both knees in the skit.

 

[akira28]

Kopfschmerzertrinkenscheisse.

I like it.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

I wonder if this will be the 2020 presidential debate.

How old would Biden be?