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[Buttonbasher]

I had a roommate who did this all the time when I would be in the shower and he "really had to go". There was another bathroom in the apartment, but he viewed that as the other two dudes who lived there's bathroom and didn't feel right using it.

So he peed in bottles, and left them in his desk drawers until he could dump them when people weren't around. He often forgot, and would show me multiple filled bottles to guilt me into taking shorter showers, or something.

It didn't really work.

 

[RobotChant]

Okay so how many have done this? Like in car, room when youre drunk or just unable to get to bathroom? I think I have a truly big shlong cos there is no way my penis fits into a bottle, i think my peehole is bigger than the bottle opening...

stick a straw into your peehole and pee into the bottle. Problem solved.

 

[Kangi]

I've done it a few times before. Have one of those sunflower seed bottles that I use if I'm in the middle of something like a WoW raid or AoE match. It's just your own pee, it's not that disgusting.

i think my peehole is bigger than the bottle opening...

This isn't physically possible unless you're using a hot sauce bottle.

 

[Dark Octave]

I tried to do it a couple of weeks ago while driving home from work but I was afraid I would piss all over my car because my thang wouldn't fit in the water bottle and it's kind of dangerous to do on the freeway.

I always wanted to try it ever since I saw my step dad do it a couple years ago and truckers do it all the time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This isn't physically possible unless you're using a hot sauce bottle.

Have you ever seen those pee hole expansion videos? Crazy stuff.

 

[Timedog]

Why does this come up every like 6 months on GAF now? Old GAF was definitely not all about pissing in bottles cause you're too lazy to leave your computer chair.

 

[JoseDFrog]

Coincidentally I just did this today. Water bottle saved my life.

 

[TommyT]

No mention of poop socking?

That said, pissing in a bottle is fairly easy. Big dick or not, your pee hole isn't bigger than the bottle opening. For pissing WHILE driving, I prefer a cup with a lid (usually a fastfood cup).

edit: If you're trying to put your dick in the bottle opening... wtf are you thinking? You're not trying to bust a nut in it.

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Have you ever seen those pee hole expansion videos? Crazy stuff.

Just no.

 

[Dali]

I've actually done this. More than once. Don't ask.

Every single time you think to yourself "this won't end well" and surprisingly it always worked out for me. You don't put your entire dick in the bottle though. I mean Wtf dude? You're not seven, on a road trip to Disney land.

 

[oneils]

I'll never understand why dudes piss in bottles. How lazy do you have to be?

 

[Devolution]

Much more expedient way of pissing and some of you dudes still go in bottles.

smh

 

[DoomGyver]

Go home bottle, you're drunk.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Okay so how many have done this? Like in car, room when youre drunk or just unable to get to bathroom? I think I have a truly big shlong cos there is no way my penis fits into a bottle, i think my peehole is bigger than the bottle opening...

:roomba:

or

Sup doe

 

[smr00]

I peed in a bottle a few times on road trips but never in my house.

 

[shira]

I peed in a bottle a few times on road trips but never in my house.

You could potentially save 40L of water

 

[Coloress_Kafka]

Yes. Raccoons were going through my garbage and I thought if I splashed piss all over it they would go away. I wasnt gonna piss directly in the trash can so I peed in a bottle and then threw it in.

 

[freddy]

Ok but did you wake up the next morning and forget you finished off that bottle of orange juice and decided to take a piss afterwards? I heard that urine is good for the teeth.

 

[Dion Blaster]

Lose the boner then try to pee in the bottle OP. Peeing with a boner feels weird anyways.

 

[Devolution]

Yes. Raccoons were going through my garbage and I thought if I splashed piss all over it they would go away. I wasnt gonna piss directly in the trash can so I peed in a bottle and then threw it in.

You can also piss in the corners of your yard if they're starting to intrude.

 

[MilkLizard]

I do it all the time. I can never get back to sleep in the middle of the night if I get up to the bathroom so I put an empty by my bed every night.

The fact that you are pissing into a bottle in the middle of night the doesn't keep you awake?

Wtf?

 

[Byakuya769]

Okay so how many have done this? Like in car, room when youre drunk or just unable to get to bathroom? I think I have a truly big shlong cos there is no way my penis fits into a bottle, i think my peehole is bigger than the bottle opening...

Fresh off a happy hour alone, huh?

 

[Broder Salsa]

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm peeing in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way

The fact that you are pissing into a bottle in the middle of night the doesn't keep you awake?

Wtf?

I have heard a story of an ex member from your avatar paying a hooker to piss him in the face once.

 

[FOOTE]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.. Goldblum taught me this ages ago.

Don't fucking judge me!

 

[SillyEskimo]

Wasn't this a song by The Police?

C'mon. Sing it in your head, fuckers.

 

[kehs]

relief.. fright.. then back to relief. those were the emotional stages that I had experienced peeing into a Gatorade bottle, stopping just before overflowing the damn thing

This is the perfect kegel exercise.

 

[Dishwalla]

I've done this, but only in extreme situations, like when driving long distances and trying to make good time using those big resealable Monster cans, throwing them out the window when finished(I know, not a good thing to do) or(as bad as this may sound) on watch with no other means of peeing except a Coca-Cola can in the guardshack(I had to rip the top off of the can first).

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I have never in my life pissed into a bottle.

 

[Anteater]

Never, I've thought about shitting in a bag though if I really have to go, much better than shitting my pants, but I've never done it.

 

[Machine]

We went on a long road trip in college. Pissed into ziplock bags, sealed them, then lobbed them at passing cars. Oh to be young and stupid again.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

A couple of times when I was a young teenager playing Starcraft, Ultima Online or QuakeWorld untill dawn. Main reason was to not risk my parents waking up by use the toilet.

 

[kehs]

We went on a long road trip in college. Pissed into ziplock bags, sealed them, then lobbed them at passing cars. Oh to be young and stupid again.

Wow that extra step of lobbing them at strangers seems ....weird.

 

[Cipherr]

I read 'Genie in a bottle' somehow and thought, "Oh that was a neat song way back when. Its probably PopGAF again."



Fuck this thread.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Make sure you don't push your weiner against the opening too tight. There's gotta be air flow brehs. Best way is to grip your Johnson real tight and almost press it against the bottle so the stream just goes right in.

Pissed all over the dash, floor, seat and radio of my friends car on a road trip once by not following the above.

Bad times.

 

[NuffDREW4two]

I've done this once or twice while alone in the car and on a deserted highway. The worst is that momentary feeling of panic when you think you're going to pee more than the bottle can hold.

 

[Clockwork]

Y'all are some sick bastards.

 

[Machine]

Wow that extra step of lobbing them at strangers seems ....weird.

There was alcohol involved and more than one car in the caravan. Usually we were aiming for one of the other cars in the group. Mistakes happen though.

 

[Rug Monkey]

Good friend of mine and WoW player used to have a 5L bottle for his raids.

Friend of mine with a paraplegic brother use to use one of his bro's urinary sheaths and a 2L nightbag on his WoW raids. He justified it by saying "it's what astronauts and jet pilots do"

 

[billy beane]

One time. Never again.

 

[Krappadizzle]

http://youtu.be/D0u6Lb6RCz4

 

[blame space]

i have peed in bottles so many times. most of them were because i was on a girl's dorm floor and you can't go in their bathrooms.

 

[DrSlek]

I was at a music festival many years ago. My brother needed to piss, but we were waiting for Metallica to come on stage and didn't want to lose our spot. So he peed in an empty water bottle we had.
Later on people began waving open water bottles about and splashing the contents everywhere. We looked at our piss filled bottle on the ground and quickly realized what was actually in those bottles.

After the festival, I went home drenched in my sweat, other peoples sweat, and most likely other peoples urine.

 

[supergiz]

I just peed in a water bottle the first time a few nights ago. Got messy.

 

[blame space]

you have to anticipate your personal stream.

 

[IHaveCandy]

I've peed outside of a second floor window.













Don't worry. It landed on the lawn and it was the middle of the night.

 

[Goodacre0081]