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Okay so how many have done this? Like in car, room when youre drunk or just unable to get to bathroom? I think I have a truly big shlong cos there is no way my penis fits into a bottle, i think my peehole is bigger than the bottle opening... :)
 
How about in your sink to avoid the walk to the bathroom? Perhaps some of you have a special cup you use that is always in the sink.
 
This reminds of me of another thread from another forum. Suffice to say it ended with a home made sex doll.
 
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Urine in a bottle
 
I knew this guy who lived in a garage that was separated from the house.

I guess it was a PITA to open the garage door so he would always just pee in bottles when he had to go.

It got to the point where there were probably close to a hundred water bottles, Gatorade bottles, 2 liter bottles, etc. in his garage filled with urine. In some of the bottles it looked like the urine started to solidify/become mold.

Haven't talked to this guy in a long time. Wonder how he is doing.
 
I think I've seen this movie.

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Ok I did this in my tent when we were camping, multiple times. We were dumb ass shit, got drunk and left shit everywhere, like food etc. Woke up having to pee real bad. Heard nothing but animals running and jumping around getting into all sorts of shit. At least 3 skunks (maybe)? Said fuck that. whipped out water bottle and pissed in that.
 
I try to avoid it because I usually have more pee than the bottle can hold. Had a few close calls with Gatorade 32oz almost overflowing.
 
Good friend of mine and WoW player used to have a 5L bottle for his raids. I've done it a few times in the cinema, didn't want to miss anything.
 
More time than I care to admit. I used to piss into empty bottles of gin and then store them in my room for years at a time. I finally got rid of them after a while. Let me tell you, urine that's been in a bottle mixing with remnants of gin smells fucking nasty.
 
FairyD said:
More time than I care to admit. I used to piss into empty bottles of gin and then store them in my room for years at a time. I finally got rid of them after a while. Let me tell you, urine that's been in a bottle mixing with remnants of gin smells fucking nasty.
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What the hell, dude.
 
FairyD said:
More time than I care to admit. I used to piss into empty bottles of gin and then store them in my room for years at a time. I finally got rid of them after a while. Let me tell you, urine that's been in a bottle mixing with remnants of gin smells fucking nasty.
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One summer me and a friend at like age 13 pissed in a supersoaker, to spray on this asshole from another class at our school who owned me money and refused to pay up. Anyway we forgot all about having pissed in it after the crime was done of course and just put it back into the basement. Next year my cousin opened it during the next summer and as soon as I heard the word "JESUS CHRIST, what have you put into these?!" I remembered what we had done, I can't believe we were too stupid to even wash it.
 
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What the hell, dude.
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It's bad when you're drunk and you try to push the head of your penis into the bottle, but it won't fit and you start pissing anyway and it takes a few seconds to get the stream to line up into the bottle. So not only did you piss into a bottle, you pissed a good 10 percent onto the floor and on your hands in the process.
 
relief.. fright.. then back to relief. those were the emotional stages that I had experienced peeing into a Gatorade bottle, stopping just before overflowing the damn thing
 
WoodenLung said:
One summer me and a friend at like age 13 pissed in a supersoaker, to spray on this asshole from another class at our school who owned me money and refused to pay up. Anyway we forgot all about having pissed in it after the crime was done of course and just put it back into the basement. Next year my cousin opened it during the next summer and as soon as I heard the word "JESUS CHRIST, what have you put into these?!" I remembered what we had done, I can't believe we were too stupid to even wash it.
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Stale piss. Hmm hmm hmm. What a lovely way to fire up summer festivities.
 
I used to do this all the time in college. Use a Gatorade bottle, and you don't have to put your schlong in the opening otherwise you'd get splashback, just put your peehole up against it and have fun.
 
I do it all the time. I can never get back to sleep in the middle of the night if I get up to the bathroom so I put an empty by my bed every night.
 
eh, probably 2 but I did a lot of cups at a hospital? Then one night the nurse didn't come help me out of bed. I kept ringing the alarm so I had to dump out my water jug on the floor and turn sideways. I was absolutely SURE i would fill it as I just kept going, and going and going. Piss just would not stop. I stopped myself at +95%.

Relaxation. Good enough for me as I can sleep through that.
 
People who live in old college dorms have had to do this. I had a buddy who did this because walking 5 minutes to get to the communal bathroom in the middle of the night was more of a hassle than peeing into the bottle.
 
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