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[AndrewDean84xX]

You ordered pizza, cuz fuck yeah, pizza is awesome. How do you select the first slice? If there are others, do you pick a slice, serve others slices to the people, knowing you are getting the slice you ultimately picked out for yourself? Just go for the closest to you?

 

[Frustrated_me]

Just go at it bro, you're over thinking Pizza.

 

[Ibuki]

I pick up the whole pie and shove it in my mouth

not really, but wouldn't that be something

 

[The Elite]

You ordered pizza, cuz fuck yeah, pizza is awesome. How do you select the first slice? If there are others, do you pick a slice, serve others slices to the people, knowing you are getting the slice you ultimately picked out for yourself? Just go for the closest to you?

If it's uneven I pick the biggest slice because fuck you that's why.

Then I grab a second for later.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

I eat the pizza

 

[Ray Wonder]

I'd probably walk up to the box and grab a piece out.

If I'm the one grabbing it initially; I set it down, and while announcing it's here, I grab a slice or two.

 

[xxracerxx]

I eat the pizza

Yup

 

[Sephzilla]

If it's cut correctly, it doesn't matter. If you cut it into squares like a heathen, then you take a crust piece.

 

[Boney]

If you are cutting and serving you do it for your party and then go for your slice.

And you only keep a specific slice of it's mixed toppings and you only eat from one half of the order

 

[Sectorseven]

Why would serving pizza have different manners than any other food?

 

[DragonSworne]

I never run into this issue because I eat the whole pizza myself in one sitting because I'm fat.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Is pizza really that complicated?

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I go for the slice with the least amount of cheese and most amount of meat on it. Though, usually I'll order my own pizza because I'm a glutton.

 

[Shadax the wizard]

I eat the pizza

Unless it's pineapple.

 

[AgentLampshade]

Smallest piece first, then work through clockwise. Stop halfway for a drink. Continue until pizza is finished.

 

[rtcn63]

 

[Ray Wonder]

Leave half the slices out for guests first. Roll up the other half of the slices of pizza neatly and shove it in the fucking toilet.

Idk man wtf

 

[Waddle Dee]

No time to think, it's pizza time!

 

[Ray Wonder]

I used to condemn Pineapple pizza until I found out the magical properties of pineapples.

 

[Jokab]

When I eat a pizza myself I always cut it in eight pieces and eat them from smallest to largest. Dunno why

 

[The Albatross]

If I get a pizza, I usually pull apart the slices to put a small gap in between them, which I think helps cool it down. This may be made up, but that's what I do. I wait like 2 or 3 minutes, then I eat it.

 

[FinKL]

If it's uneven I pick the biggest slice because fuck you that's why.

Then I grab a second for later.

Survival of the fittest. I get the biggest slice as well then a small one

 

[andythinkpad]

You ordered pizza, cuz fuck yeah, pizza is awesome. How do you select the first slice? If there are others, do you pick a slice, serve others slices to the people, knowing you are getting the slice you ultimately picked out for yourself? Just go for the closest to you?

This is where the internet become weird.

 

[tearsintherain]

Always order an extra pizza thats just for you and those you deem slice worthy.

 

[Rats Off To Ya]

I can't believe you people. Selecting the first slice of pizza is not something to be taken lightly.

Size is definitely a consideration for me, but I think the biggest deciding factor is the amount and distribution of toppings. I need the piece most representative of the pizza as a whole.

 

[Ferrio]

Screw everyone else.

 

[Samurai G0SU]

grab two slices, place them together like a pizza sandwhich with the toppings in the middle.

NOMN OMN OM NOMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN ONM NOMNONOMNOMNNMO!!!!!M

 

[capitalCORN]

When in a group, I like to lick my finger and run it over the top of the whole pizza. I mean, it's the only way I'm going to get a kiss.... ;_;

 

[Stallion Dan]

1. Pick up slice
2. Eat slice
3. Go back to step 1.

 

[jesu]

Order enough pizza to go around then not worry about which slice to have first because there is plenty for everybody.
Even the dog.

 

[Waddle Dee]

Screw everyone else.

NSFW that shit, damn!

 

[weemadarthur]

I take the most appealing piece, and the others can serve themselves. By then, I don't care anymore. The most appealing may be because of crust width, or exact toastiness of cheese, or maybe the layout of the toppings. it depends.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I take the slice with the most pineapples

 

[BobTheFork]

Perfection is pointless. Any decent pizza should have two smaller slices and two larger slices.

 

[bchamba]

Dump the pizza on the floor and eat the slices off of the floor like an animal because I'm a piece of shit

 

[partyphone]

 

[Not Spaceghost]

I like squares

 

[jroc74]

Just go at it bro, you're over thinking Pizza.

No he's not. There is a science to it.

I pick the piece with the most toppings on it, with the most whole toppings, etc.

By the time I get to the last piece its basically a cheese pizza. I will save that scrawny looking thing for last.

I can't believe you people. Selecting the first slice of pizza is not something to be taken lightly.

Size is definitely a consideration for me, but I think the biggest deciding factor is the amount and distribution of toppings. I need the piece most representative of the pizza as a whole.

My man. I read this thread from the last post first.

THIS is how its done folks.

 

[xevis]

Pizza is divided in half. Half for me, half for the next person, half for the person after that and so on XD

 

[Giant Robot]

 

[Hubbl3]

Me and the lady friend always start with the top right slice and work clockwise.

Any deviation is met with contempt and disgust.

 

[Walter White Walker]

If this is something I ever have to put any thought into than the terrorists have won.

 

[Dark_3nergy]

Really? No one has posted this gif yet? I swear, no TMNT lovers out there any more. This, gentlemen, is how you divide pizza.

End of story.

 

[cHaotix8]

The fuck.

If I'm putting in money for pizza i'll probably just buy my own and eat it all.

If it's at an event where pizza is provided I'm gonna grab the best slice. Biggest/most toppings/doesn't look like shit.

Every man for himself.

 

[triplestation]

rip off the cheese from the pizza and throw away the rest

 

[mattwhite924]

Kind of disappointed this isn't a debate between wedges and squares.

Spoiler

Squares for thin crust, wedges for everything else

 

[Malvolio]

Pizza people are worse than bacon people.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Well I guess I'm eating pizza tonight. New local place just opened up and I don't feel like driving downtown to my favorite place.
I usually go for the slice that has the most of the topping I want because I'm a greedy bastard. My roommate likes slices with bubbles in the crust, so it works out because I hate that.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

You seriously asking this question, man?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Pizza people are worse than bacon people.

impossible