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[Ree]

Fuck that, he's right. He's allowed to do whatever he wants with his own food. I say go to a doctor, tell him you feel constipated and hold onto the prescription so you're covered when you say you don't like the taste of laxatives on their own. Or similarly, tell one person a week that you're poisoning your food, just between the two of you, and for the remainder of each week see if anything is taken.

That's a smart way to clear that friend who was totally psyched for it, but he'd have to be friends with all of them to make them keep the 'secret' to themselfes to make the plan work with more than him (her?).

How about putting one of those paints that doesn't wash off on the back of the jar? Just leave it in one place, not in the way, and paint the back of it with this paint. I dunno, just brainstorming. Laxatives doesn't sound like the best idea.

 

[Diablos]

Buy some condoms. Mix spit, lube, and, I dunno, some other stuff together inside of the condom. Put it in between a sandwich or inside of your food. Obviously you would want to buy more since you kinda ruined yours, but they would get the message. Hopefully.

Or, you could just confront the bastards and get down to business.

 

[Jewbacca]

How about buying a fucking personal fridge for your room and keeping the shit you dont want other people to eat in it.

 

[Ecrofirt]

mix crushed glass thoroughly throughout your peanut butter.

When one or more of your roommates begins bleeding from his eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and anus, you've caught the culprit and taught him a vaulable lesson.

 

[Zensetsu]

This thread made me want to eat a peanut butter sandwich. mmmm.

 

[KiNeSiS]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

 

[speedpop]

Yeah you tell them KiNeSiS! I love the whole pink panther comment :lol

 

[TheOMan]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

KiNeSiS you kill me man :lol :lol :lol Your posts rock.

 

[Diablos]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Bboy AJ]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

:lol

Ah, good times.

 

[White Man]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

So you were going EASY on the magazine racks, then?

 

[The Interrobanger]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

:lol

 

[ralphwiggum]

LSD + Peanut Butter =

To expand on this, mix any kind of incredibly addictive drug into the peanut butter... after he's finished with the jar, buy another one and up the dosage. after that, start selling the drug to him at outlandish prices. NEVER tell him what the drug is. you've got yourself an income that is tax-free.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

When I was in a group home in my teenage years there was an obnoxious rich boy who moved in from florida. That pompous ass thought he was mr smarty pants. So I took out the pink panther and pissed in his peanut butter.
I was there to see him eat a sandwich. He must of been familar with the taste of piss because he said someone pissed in my peanut butter with a stink face on looking directly at me. I said fuck you don't accuse me of shit.

Needless to say several months passed. I took the spoon to the crunchy peanut butter, it tasted salty. Due to food bank quality or i'd dare not to guess. So I beat him so severly he ended up in ICU.
Those were the good old days, I guess not much changed because I'm still quick to knock a muthafucka out to my girlfriends dismay. I never hear the end of her mouth! She says I'm violent and self centered.... I say fuck her!
Any way That kid was a bitch!

Just quoting THE WHOLE FUCKING POST again like everyone else