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[SRTtoZ]

The party doesn't start til someone throws up.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Just waiting for an "I'm sooooo waaasssteeedddzzzzzzzzz AGHHHH!"

Like I said, 15 year olds.

 

[dreamfall]

Alexa, don't YOU STOP!

YOU MUST SURVIVE!

It's an eternal dancing nightmare!

ROCK IT!

The gif gods will not be worthy!

 

[StoopKid]

Lol I can't stop watching.

 

[SRTtoZ]

My life's not complete until I see Geis crash through the glass and start break-dancing.

 

[dreamfall]

My life's not complete until I see Geis crash through the glass and start break-dancing.

THAT'S WHAT I DEMAND!

I would kill for it!

She's doing a hell of a job singing this tune!

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

What am I even watching.

 

[Phreaker]

Just saw this in chat:

Chris Plante: Can someone do me a favor and let GAF know those moves were all for them. Well and you. I love you most chat friends.

 

[Killing_Joke]

Now i feel like watching the replacements. Love that movie.

 

[alterno69]

So kinect 2.0 is basically has the dame issues as the original? I didn't catch the demo until the dancing game which looks awful but no exactly because of how kinect works,

 

[SteveWinwood]

I feel like everyone in this room isnt used to drinking beer.

thats what i got out of this

 

[BitStyle]

Are you arguing that the PS4 line-up is better?

No, but their quoted "inarguable" doesn't help my image of them considering how the handled the ps4 stream. The two consoles' launch line-up worth is more dictated by preference of genres, like how I would probably buy and Xbone if I cared more about racing games. The mere point of that subjectivity allows the line-ups to be arguable; that's my point.

 

[USC-fan]

Just saw this in chat:

Chris Plante: Can someone do me a favor and let GAF know those moves were all for them. Well and you. I love you most chat friends. less than a minute ago

I like this guy. Sucks he works at polygon.

So kinect 2.0 is basically has the dame issues as the original? I didn't catch the demo until the dancing game which looks awful but no exactly because of how kinect works,

Yes.

Auto face logging in seems be the only real world use that works well. Everything else is very hit or miss.

 

[dreamfall]

Just saw this in chat:

Chris Plante: Can someone do me a favor and let GAF know those moves were all for them. Well and you. I love you most chat friends. less than a minute ago Follow

PLANTE, YOU DANCING SUPERSTAR.

We love you. Some of us don't like your voice, but I love all of you. UTTERLY FANTASTIC!

This part of the stream single-handedly made up for all the awful sections.

Just DANCE! So goooood.

 

[Masked_Ninja]

Ghosbusters!

 

[Sobriquet]

 

[Kodiak]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

 

[dreamfall]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs. Jesus.

THEY DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GAMING.

And for the joy of everyone.

BRAVO! Professionalism? Pffffft- I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOVES! THREE HOURS!

 

[BanGy.nz]

This game would be amazing with the right group of people, sadly all my friends are not that group... I need new friends.

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

Oh god please tell me this is a goof.

 

[Wario64]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

Two words: Kinect Games

 

[Dead Prince]

the headless costumes are even creepier LOL

 

[Kodiak]

Two words: Kinect Games

From what I saw of the PS4 stream, their lack of professionalism and taste extends to all areas of their work.

 

[Kyoufu]

Polygon are going to return the $750000 after today.

 

[Guerilla]

Can someone summarize the best parts of this mess? Sounds hilarious but I don't have time reading the whole thread.

 

[panty]

Do they have any freedom what to do? Someone just comes and "play this".

 

[border]

"Bustin' makes me feel good!"

"Not yet!"

"Ok".

HIlarious.

 

[NoirVisage]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

They're "only dancinnnnnnnng" (Bowie.)
Its not meant to be serious.

 

[dreamfall]

Alexa killin' it!

Russ on his last DANCE!

WHEW! That was rad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TaroYamada]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

 

[Masked_Ninja]

If anyone wants gifs just rewind lol.

 

[Kodiak]

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

oh my god this is incredible

this explains his views on video games

 

[xkramz]

zoo tycooon? i thought it was under embargo still?

 

[SRTtoZ]

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

LOL

 

[StoopKid]

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

That was the most clutch clip ever.

 

[USC-fan]

zoo tycooon? i thought it was under embargo still?

They have been playing it a lot.

 

[dreamfall]

That was so wild.

DON'T YOU DARE DELETE PLANTE'S ANIMALS!

I'm out for now- but thank you Polygon, those dance moves were so epic.

 

[BanGy.nz]

zoo tycooon? i thought it was under embargo still?

Nope, they were playing it before and the review is up.

 

[StoOgE]

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

This is possibly the best executed internet smackdown ever.

It is setup so perfectly and the fact that this is exists is such a strange piece of knowledge that no living man should possess that I almost think it was a setup.

 

[Dead Prince]

will they find a way to patch and decrease the load time? i could make a subway faster than this.

 

[Kyoufu]

Loading Tycoon.

 

[USC-fan]

What is up with these loading times? Wow its crazy how long they are.

 

[Beant]

I timed it - 1 minute 20 seconds to load zoo tycoon

 

[Toki767]

The entire Careless Whisper scene.

 

[panty]

What is up with these loading times? Wow its crazy how long they are.

They are pretty bad and it's not just Zoo Tycoon, Forza, Ryse etc.

 

[VibratingDonkey]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

What are you some sort of review culture expert?

Yeah, Ebert would've never done this.

This is good.

 

[dreamfall]

The entire Careless Whisper scene.

THE DANCE OF LEGEND!

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

How are these guys supposed to be journalists? I would never put up with participating in this awkward bullshit. You have real critics like Ebert and then you have these goofballs who apparently lack any taste or self respect. Jesus.

Heck yeah. Games shouldn't be fun. These "journalists" will never win Pulitzer's this way.

 

[malfcn]

Bombs dropping on OUYA.

 

[USC-fan]

They are pretty bad and it's not just Zoo Tycoon, Forza, Ryse etc.

Its every game i seen them play for the last 5 hours. madden, just dance, dead rising...