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What I've learned from this thread is that either: A) everyone in the South watches ebony porn out of some weird-sexual-denial-racism B) everyone in the South is black, or at least the ones with computer access. The more you know.
 
Raiden said:
I dont even know what creampie is, but it sounds disgusting.
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I don't even like hearing the word anymore. Not that it gets brought up in casual conversation too often, but the word itself now causes a feeling of revulsion in me.
Which was not a thing I should have told an old friend, because that got him saying it all the time. He was repulsed by the word 'member' though, so it was a lot easier to get back at him.
 
TCKaos said:
Jesus, Kentucky.

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aku:jiki said:
Some of you guys seem pretty confused. A creampie is not simply a male ejaculating within a female and leaving it at that. A creampie is a lingering, zoomed-in shot of the vagina (or worse; anus) as the girl strains her muscles and pushes the cum out.

So, yeah, cumming inside with no condom is awesome. Watching cum slowly drip out of a fucked-raw orifice, not so much.
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So what is that category called then?
 
EatChildren said:
When an unprotected male ejaculates inside the vagina and/or anus of another woman/man and the camera focuses on the orifice in question as the woman/man uses their vaginal and/or anal muscles to forcibly excrete said ejaculation.
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hahaha, oh lordly disgustings.
 
EatChildren said:
When an unprotected male ejaculates inside the vagina and/or anus of another woman/man and the camera focuses on the orifice in question as the woman/man uses their vaginal and/or anal muscles to forcibly excrete said ejaculation.
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Not quite. There are ones where it just flows out. Those ones are hot especially when the male puts it back in.

Cathy is queen of creampies and even though some of the men are repulsive, that shit is hot. I bet there are lines of guys willing to meet and make videos with her. I am serious.

I am going to stop posting because this is kinda strange.
 
Nekofrog said:
I only watch amateur porn. Not that pro-am shit, but real homemade shit. The grainier, the better.
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Sell out! I only watch betamax videos of amateur porn from the mid-late 80s. Everyone knows that's the classic era for the genre. Anything less than a 4th gen dub can fuck right off. I keeps it real, sonnnnnnn.
I was lucky enough recently to find a manky old beta that featured the ugliest pair of fuckers I've ever seen in my life. The bloke looked like one of the fucking Chuckle Brothers and the women put me in mind of an older, uglier, less mobile Bella Emberg. Fucking horrific. I came like a well shaken bottle of champagne. It was harrowing but I loved every minute of it. I still cry occasionally.
 
DJMicLuv said:
Sell out! I only watch betamax videos of amateur porn from the mid-late 80s. Everyone knows that's the classic era for the genre. Anything less than a 4th gen dub can fuck right off. I keeps it real, sonnnnnnn.
I was lucky enough recently to find a manky old beta that featured the ugliest pair of fuckers I've ever seen in my life. The bloke looked like one of the fucking Chuckle Brothers and the women put me in mind of an older, uglier, less mobile Bella Emberg. Fucking horrific. I came like a well shaken bottle of champagne. It was harrowing but I loved every minute of it. I still cry occasionally.
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What did I just read?
 
Nekofrog said:
If a porn ends with a dude pulling out, whacking it for 30 seconds to 3 minutes to get a facial, I'm not fucking watching it. Creampie or die.
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Yep, I can't tell you how many times I've been misled to think I'm watching a creampie vid due to a ill-assigned tag and then click away in disappointment when the stunt cock pulls out and faps furiously. By the time he shoots his load the girl looks bored and I'm clicking away to find a legit creampie vid.

Homemade are good when the girl's asshole is less hairy than mine. More often than not, that isn't the case. :(
 
Not surprised by the teen searches, check every week OT right here at Gaf heh

gutter_trash said:
where they frown most upon interracial relationships is where it becomes secretly more exotic and arousing behind a mouse and keyboard
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Ive talked to people from southern states like this and said the same thing places like Florida/ Texas/Georgia) = the older women especially there are goddamn freaks :O,

interracial cuckold site....dont ask
 
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- Water orgies
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