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StickSoldier said:
My personal favorite porn is when asian reporters are doing a show, then some random dude walks in, fully dressed in a ninja suit so you can't see his identity, and proceeds to bang the reporter but not hard enough for her to stop reporting. It's awkward and hot at the same time.

What's this kind of porn called?
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That wasn't actually porn, it was a live news broadcast from Japan.


Japan.


Actually I wish there was somewhere I could go to get ideas for better search terms I could use.
 
Nekofrog said:
Get that cuckold shit, mang. Husband films while his chick does the hotwife shit. Good camera work all around. Just make sure you stop before the husband starts going down on the wife after the creampie because that shit's gross.
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Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnng
 
Tesseract said:
dear friends, lend me your orifices. peter north creampies for everyone!
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High semen volume would be wasted by creampies since most of it is deposited into the womb via the cervix. Unless you cum enough to inflate a girl's belly, might as well opt for the facial.

Not a waste for me because I can cum buckets.
 
Proelite said:
High semen volume would be wasted by creampies since most of it is deposited into the womb via the cervix. Unless you cum enough to inflate a girl's belly, might as well opt for the facial.

Not a waste for me because I can cum buckets.
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It's about the mental stimuli. You only need to see a little to know where it all went.
 
Slayven said:
Facials are terrible
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R10Neymarfan said:
I skip that stuff. I know when it's faked and I know when it's real. Odds are tha tit's shot upclose so I look for the signs like the pulsing of the penis and if from behind the anus fluctuating.

And of course the texture and consistency of the junk coming out.
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BlackJace said:
Also, what's up with Cali?
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Lots of asians there, especially in the Silicon Valley.

StickSoldier said:
My personal favorite porn is when asian reporters are doing a show, then some random dude walks in, fully dressed in a ninja suit so you can't see his identity, and proceeds to bang the reporter but not hard enough for her to stop reporting. It's awkward and hot at the same time.

What's this kind of porn called?
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Whoa. PM me that please.
 
DJMicLuv said:
Sell out! I only watch betamax videos of amateur porn from the mid-late 80s. Everyone knows that's the classic era for the genre. Anything less than a 4th gen dub can fuck right off. I keeps it real, sonnnnnnn.
I was lucky enough recently to find a manky old beta that featured the ugliest pair of fuckers I've ever seen in my life. The bloke looked like one of the fucking Chuckle Brothers and the women put me in mind of an older, uglier, less mobile Bella Emberg. Fucking horrific. I came like a well shaken bottle of champagne. It was harrowing but I loved every minute of it. I still cry occasionally.
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I don't know if this has been pointed out, but the further north you go the less time they spend on the site. Does warmer weather make one pickier? Perhaps it's tougher to get off?
 
DJMicLuv said:
Sell out! I only watch betamax videos of amateur porn from the mid-late 80s. Everyone knows that's the classic era for the genre. Anything less than a 4th gen dub can fuck right off. I keeps it real, sonnnnnnn.
I was lucky enough recently to find a manky old beta that featured the ugliest pair of fuckers I've ever seen in my life. The bloke looked like one of the fucking Chuckle Brothers and the women put me in mind of an older, uglier, less mobile Bella Emberg. Fucking horrific. I came like a well shaken bottle of champagne. It was harrowing but I loved every minute of it. I still cry occasionally.
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Wait, what?
 
KittyKittyBangBang said:
Smoking??? Really Colorado???
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Don't you blame Colorado for my state's stupidity. Hell, we have more pronghorns than people and two escalators!! And one day we'll be led into the 20th Century by a womyn smoking a cigar on her way to the ballot box. Of course that cigar will probably be used as a strapon gifting creampies to the masses or something in a compilation.

perfectchaos007 said:
I know Wyoming and Colorado look alike, but you got the two mixed up
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We don't look alike politically or sexual perversionally though.
 
Like.... people are searching for Hentai on Pornhub? That stuff is just such hilarious garbage, I can't take it seriously. It's generally poorly animated, colored and drawn as to be completely distracting. I'd much rather read an h-doujin, at least then I don't have to see the same 0.5 second animation loop for a minute.


Also, where's the tentascle incest NTR? :P
 
squidyj said:
Like.... people are searching for Hentai on Pornhub? That stuff is just such hilarious garbage, I can't take it seriously. It's generally poorly animated, colored and drawn as to be completely distracting. I'd much rather read an h-doujin, at least then I don't have to see the same 0.5 second animation loop for a minute.
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Yeah, hentai is so awful. There are a ton of hot anime girls in "real" anime, but hentai girls just look ridiculous.
 
squidyj said:
Like.... people are searching for Hentai on Pornhub? That stuff is just such hilarious garbage, I can't take it seriously. It's generally poorly animated, colored and drawn as to be completely distracting. I'd much rather read an h-doujin, at least then I don't have to see the same 0.5 second animation loop for a minute.


Also, where's the tentascle incest NTR? :P
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Yup, mostly the reason I don't watch it. There's only one director to look out for when he makes one and everyone usually watches what his next project is, but after that the category is very boring.

...oh and I only know about the director being good because a friend told me about him... yeah let's go with that...
 
Gintoki313 said:
Yup, mostly the reason I don't watch it. There's only one director to look out for when he makes one and everyone usually watches what his next project is, but after that the category is very boring.

...oh and I only know about the director being good because a friend told me about him... yeah let's go with that...
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I thought I'd double check and I saw one on pornhub with the most hilarious dub, it was practically like a parody fandub it was so bad. Also, send me a pm about that director ;0
 
DJMicLuv said:
Sell out! I only watch betamax videos of amateur porn from the mid-late 80s. Everyone knows that's the classic era for the genre. Anything less than a 4th gen dub can fuck right off. I keeps it real, sonnnnnnn.
I was lucky enough recently to find a manky old beta that featured the ugliest pair of fuckers I've ever seen in my life. The bloke looked like one of the fucking Chuckle Brothers and the women put me in mind of an older, uglier, less mobile Bella Emberg. Fucking horrific. I came like a well shaken bottle of champagne. It was harrowing but I loved every minute of it. I still cry occasionally.
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I am still laughing, congrats.
 
I have seen a teen titans hentai recently where Cyborg becomes a tentecle monster. I have never been into the animated stuff personally, but it gave me a new perspective on the Titans.

Good on the states that chose milfs.
 
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