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Kipz · Dec 10, 2009

Russia is still denying it's from them, so perhaps a new theory is required. It just doesn't look like a rocket launch at all. There's no smoke or rocket debris.

Nor does it look like any videos of out of control rockets.

KHarvey16 · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Russia is still denying it's from them, so perhaps a new theory is required. It just doesn't look like a rocket launch at all. There's no smoke or rocket debris.

No smoke? Everything you see is smoke. There would only be rocket debris if it exploded, which we don't know even happened. And if it did explode, it's also possible whatever material it was wouldn't produce a visible explosion.

Purkake4 · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Russia is still denying it's from them, so perhaps a new theory is required. It just doesn't look like a rocket launch at all. There's no smoke or rocket debris.

Nor does it look like any videos of out of control rockets.

So we're back to aliens or Valve marketing scheme then?

LowParry · Dec 10, 2009

Purkake4 said:
So we're back to aliens or Valve marketing scheme then?

It's Sega.

Medalion · Dec 10, 2009

Purkake4 said:
So we're back to aliens or Valve marketing scheme then?

Aperture Science...

they do what they must...because...they can.

santouras · Dec 10, 2009

looks like the bat signal

Purkake4 · Dec 10, 2009

CcrooK said:
It's Sega.

Believe!

Medalion said:
Aperture Science...

they do what they must...because...they can.

That always cracks me up :lol

TheDoppelganger · Dec 10, 2009

project Bluebeam. A holographic technology, projected from satellites onto the sodium layer roughly 60 miles up in the earths atmosphere.

it's highly suspicious occurring in Norway just days before Obama accepts the Nobel prize...

Mar · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Russia is still denying it's from them

Source?

Monocle · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
project Bluebeam. A holographic technology, projected from satellites onto the sodium layer roughly 60 miles up in the earths atmosphere.

it's highly suspicious occurring in Norway just days before Obama accepts the Nobel prize...

Or maybe just coincidental?

Purkake4 · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
project Bluebeam. A holographic technology, projected from satellites onto the sodium layer roughly 60 miles up in the earths atmosphere.

it's highly suspicious occurring in Norway just days before Obama accepts the Nobel prize...

From the Project Bluebeam site:

Karma Kramer · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Russia is still denying it's from them, so perhaps a new theory is required. It just doesn't look like a rocket launch at all. There's no smoke or rocket debris.

Nor does it look like any videos of out of control rockets.

What the fuck?

santouras · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
project Bluebeam. A holographic technology, projected from satellites onto the sodium layer roughly 60 miles up in the earths atmosphere.

funny, I can't find anything on project bluebeam that doesn't come from a crazy psuedo reglious/scientific/end of the world website

Meadows · Dec 10, 2009

It's a failed Russian test rocket. The Norwegian, US and I think the UK were alerted to the launch before it happened. Source: Gawker

McNei1y · Dec 10, 2009

Since when do failed missile tests look like spiraling portals to other dimensions?

Kipz · Dec 10, 2009

Mar_ said:
Source?

Norwegian Space Centre chief Scientist Erik Tandberg told The Sun he agreed with many experts who believed it may have been a missile test from Russia, although Russia has quickly moved to deny any such testing.

http://www.news.com.au/world/norway...aim-ufo-watchers/story-e6frfkyi-1225808892785

Take it up with Russia, not me.

KHarvey16 · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Norwegian Space Centre chief Scientist Erik Tandberg told The Sun he agreed with many experts who believed it may have been a missile test from Russia, although Russia has quickly moved to deny any such testing.

http://www.news.com.au/world/norway...aim-ufo-watchers/story-e6frfkyi-1225808892785

Take it up with Russia, not me.

They offer no source for that denial other than the guy speaking. Russia hasn't publicly said anything and much of what we do have contradicts any such denial anyway.

Meadows · Dec 10, 2009

Russia normally denies failed missile tests to all but the authorities. They don't launch em to scare the US any more, it's for domestic consumption.

Barkley's Justice · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
project Bluebeam. A holographic technology, projected from satellites onto the sodium layer roughly 60 miles up in the earths atmosphere.

it's highly suspicious occurring in Norway just days before Obama accepts the Nobel prize...

Earthstrike · Dec 10, 2009

Kipz said:
Norwegian Space Centre chief Scientist Erik Tandberg told The Sun he agreed with many experts who believed it may have been a missile test from Russia, although Russia has quickly moved to deny any such testing.

http://www.news.com.au/world/norway...aim-ufo-watchers/story-e6frfkyi-1225808892785

Take it up with Russia, not me.

who believed it may have been a missile test from Russia, although Russia has quickly moved to deny any such testing.

may

Noone has to take anything up with russia. They said it was a possibility.
It could also be the case that there's another explanation, and we just don't know enough yet to say what it is.

Anth0ny · Dec 10, 2009

We're FUCKED.

mckmas8808 · Dec 10, 2009

eXistor said:
I'll never get why they don't even bother to make the hoax seem plausible. The one video of this potentially earthshattering phenomenon is an 18 second shakycam shot of "something" in the sky.

Nope there's other videos now.

http://www.vgtv.no/?id=27558&category=1

enzo_gt · Dec 10, 2009

Okay seriously what the fuck??!

Ether_Snake · Dec 10, 2009

Fake.

Outlaw · Dec 10, 2009

coincidence?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091209/ap_on_sc/eu_big_bang_machine

I think not. Get ready folks, Its fer real this time.

PowersOfTen · Dec 10, 2009

Ether_Snake said:
Fake.

mystery solved

GT500 · Dec 10, 2009

The Dreamcast has come back for revenge!

:lol :lol :lol

A comment I found on Youtube.

TheDoppelganger · Dec 10, 2009

the SAME exact thing has happened in China

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLE3iuszbU

does anyone speak mandarin? It spins one direction, then TURNS and spins the other direction! WTF

KHarvey16 · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
It spins one direction, then TURNS and spins the other direction! WTF

Kind of like...an out of control, failing rocket!

TheDoppelganger · Dec 10, 2009

but it's stationary though. it's not falling or spinning off out into the ocean. it's still, spinning in the sky, and damn

KHarvey16 · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
but it's stationary though. it's not falling or spinning off out into the ocean. it's still, spinning in the sky, and damn

It's not stationary, it's spinning. It might even be moving directly away from the viewer.

Dead Man · Dec 10, 2009

TheDoppelganger said:
the SAME exact thing has happened in China

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLE3iuszbU

does anyone speak mandarin? It spins one direction, then TURNS and spins the other direction! WTF

That looks exactly like vapour streaming from a spinning body.

Ultimatum · Dec 10, 2009

It's the energy the LHC lost to another dimension returning to our dimension

it's a giant version of super string theory

Rewrite · Dec 10, 2009

Read the whole thread. Interesting stuff.

Cedstick · Dec 10, 2009

Guys, it's not Valve or Sega. Know who it is?

That happened above Norway. Norway is cold -- frozen, even. Incidentally, World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King just had patch 3.3 released for it, it's content being Arthas and the Frozen Throne. That spiral looks just like the spiral entrances to instances/raids.

I got this shit on lock-down.

Ultimatum · Dec 10, 2009

I WONDER WHAT THE BLUE THING IS POINTING TO

Cedstick said:
Guys, it's not Valve or Sega. Know who it is?

That happened above Norway. Norway is cold -- frozen, even. Incidentally, World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King just had patch 3.3 released for it, it's content being Arthas and the Frozen Throne. That spiral looks just like the spiral entrances to instances/raids.

I got this shit on lock-down.

Operations · Dec 10, 2009

Enough with the horse shit, what's the position of the leading scientists on this?

way more · Dec 10, 2009

Operations said:
Enough with the horse shit, what's the position of the leading scientists on this?

Probably the same view eminent biologists have towards Kirk Cameron's theories. They don't give a fuck and have real work to do.

viciouskillersquirrel · Dec 10, 2009

I'd :lol so hard if this turned out to be real.

CabbageRed · Dec 10, 2009

This thread is gallery of confused and broken thoughts.

user_nat · Dec 10, 2009

Global Warming.

Anaxagoras · Dec 10, 2009

I hope we get a southpark episode about it.

santouras · Dec 10, 2009

They're running the LHC aren't they

NotWii · Dec 10, 2009

santouras said:
funny, I can't find anything on project bluebeam that doesn't come from a crazy psuedo reglious/scientific/end of the world website

It's a classified project, you think they'd make an official website for it?
*scratches head*

CurlySaysX · Dec 10, 2009

user_nat said:
Global Warming.

Nailed it.
Where are the global warming changing of variable climate deniers now?
Gone the way of the dinosaurs. no doubt.

Leonsito · Dec 10, 2009

Ultimatum said:
It's the energy the LHC lost to another dimension returning to our dimension

it's a giant version of super string theory

hEist · Dec 10, 2009

bankai :lol

kottila · Dec 10, 2009

mac said:
Probably the same view eminent biologists have towards Kirk Cameron's theories. They don't give a fuck and have real work to do.

Actually they are all saying it was a russian missile, but the Norwegian military don't want to give us all the details because they want to keep their tracking specs secret.

and it's a well known Russian training place:

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=596494

spidye · Dec 10, 2009

ZZAAAAAA WARRUUUDOOOO!

Milk Lizard · Dec 10, 2009

The Russians are taking the lead in the new space race, this time travelling to other galaxies through portals.

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