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[AstroNut325]

100% Egyptian cotton or else it's trash.

 

[Drencrom]

We bathe twice a week, Monday and Thursday. It's half and half. Wipes in between since we don't do much. I have a computer job but she works with individuals. She works with one lady who only takes baths twice a month.

Why?

Just... why?

 

[Darth Pinche]

What?

We try to save water

Navy Shower

3 gallons vs 60 gallons of water.

 

[xxracerxx]

What?

We try to save water

So you just create a whole bunch of trash?

 

[bananafactory]

Why do so many people on GAF refuse to bathe

 

[robotrock]

You guys use bed sheets?

 

[ReAxion]

I like when the thread is secretly strapped to a rocket.

 

[BumRush]

Wait, what's going on now? How did "I bought shitty sheets and can't believe they suck" turn into "I never bathe"???

 

[Alebrije]

Polyester sheets is like sleep with a plastic bag , the only way to use them is with air conditioner

 

[MiszMasz]

Polyester sheets is like sleep with a plastic bag , the only way to use them is with air conditioner

Or in OP's case, an extraction fan.

 

[Alebrije]

Why do so many people on GAF refuse to bathe

Dry bath is the best

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Why do so many people on GAF refuse to bathe

Seriously, if you don't shower, just take a fucking shower. Stop making excuses, it's gross.

 

[WickedLaharl]

We bathe twice a week, Monday and Thursday. It's half and half. Wipes in between since we don't do much. I have a computer job but she works with individuals. She works with one lady who only takes baths twice a month.

that's fucking disgusting

 

[thebaroness]

How about velour sheets?

 

[Pai Pai Master]

We bathe twice a week, Monday and Thursday. It's half and half. Wipes in between since we don't do much. I have a computer job but she works with individuals. She works with one lady who only takes baths twice a month.

what the fuck

 

[Sesuadra]

Wait you can buy sheets made of polyester? Even the cheapest shit sheets you can buy are made of cotton..I have never seen sheets made of polyester...

Who thought that would be a good idea?!

 

[Skux]

I wore a polyester shirt once and instantly hated it. Sleeping in the stuff must be a nightmare.

It doesn't absorb moisture so you end up sliding around in your own sweat. Because of that it also never has any friction so you never really settle into a sleeping position.

 

[slabrock]

 

[Ravager61]

So OP paid 12 bucks for sheets and expected them to be good?

If you want cheap and comfortable sheets, get jersey sheets.

edit: welp, I missed the shower reply. OP got more problems than being cheap

 

[Dennis]

lol but in fairness this gif would go well with about 70% of GAF threads.

 

[Ryaaan14]

We bathe twice a week, Monday and Thursday. It's half and half. Wipes in between since we don't do much. I have a computer job but she works with individuals. She works with one lady who only takes baths twice a month.

I wanna put a sample of the air from ur house in a Petri dish to see what I can grow

 

[PBY]

DEAD at how matter of fact you stated that shower schedule.

 

[KarmaCow]

I foresee this being used a lot.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

We bathe twice a week, Monday and Thursday. It's half and half. Wipes in between since we don't do much. I have a computer job but she works with individuals. She works with one lady who only takes baths twice a month.

Are these individuals homeless?

 

[PBY]

I'm sorry I just can't even comprehend this. OP start showering out of basic decency to your coworkers, thats just fucking foul

 

[BumRush]

OP, can you explain WHY you don't shower? I feel like it would help better understand your situation.

 

[Retsudo]

I'm sorry I just can't even comprehend this. OP start showering out of basic decency to your coworkers, thats just fucking foul

He says he works from home. But, i bet his neighbours would love to chime in on this thread.

Blergh

 

[PBY]

He says he works from home. But, i bet his neighbours would love to chime in on this thread.

Blergh

Does OP literally do zero exercise? Zero activity that will cause mild exertion?

Also the fact that your weekly shower is scheduled is just baffling.

 

[ValkyrUser]

Guess some people don't mind having hair greasier than a McDonald's french fry.

Also polyester sheets are nasty. A lot of hotels I've stayed at use them. bleh.

 

[Onion_Relish]

While I appreciate that people here are obviously questioning OP's bathing habits, I have a sneaking suspicion that the cleanliness habit is strongly determined by a lack of funds, not necessarily by personal choices. Simply put, everyone might be making fun of a poor person like a bunch of cunts.

 

[RageWaffles]

.... I feel like I need a shower after reading this thread.

While I appreciate that people here are obviously questioning OP's bathing habits, I have a sneaking suspicion that the cleanliness habit is strongly determined by a lack of funds, not necessarily by personal choices. Simply put, everyone might be making fun of a poor person like a bunch of cunts.

I doubt there are many places where water is more expensive than wet wipes. Soap is pretty cheap, too.

 

[PBY]

While I appreciate that people here are obviously questioning OP's bathing habits, I have a sneaking suspicion that the cleanliness habit is strongly determined by a lack of funds, not necessarily by personal choices. Simply put, everyone might be making fun of a poor person like a bunch of cunts.

He's picking the more expensive option?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Get these when you return the terrible ones. This is what I have and I quite like them.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Microfiber-Sheet-Set/17038277

We just got these, thanks

 

[peach]

Kohl's does BOGO$1 often on sheets. We love ours!

 

[xxracerxx]

We just got these, thanks

White sheets? Tisk tisk OP, you should know better with your bathing habits. Tan by tomorrow.

 

[FistOfSyn]

I wanna put a sample of the air from ur house in a Petri dish to see what I can grow

holy shit lol


OP why not shower in a public pool then? they usually have showers before you can go swim... just bring your soap, shower and leave

 

[Bluekaveli]

White sheets? Tisk tisk OP, you should know better with your bathing habits. Tan by tomorrow.

Lol! No we got purple.

 

[entremet]

This thread got so weird lol

 

[-MD-]

The wipes inbetween showers thing is hilarious. Just take a quick shower.

You guys use bed sheets?

Everyone does.

 

[anarckitty]

We just got these, thanks

Ugh, those have polyester in them too.

 

[xxracerxx]

Ok, I have to ask the next obvious question for this thread....

How often do you wash your sheets?

 

[painey]

I had them in my dorm room at college. In Autumn I would slide off my top bunk, drop down to the floor, and the next metal thing I touched would electrocute the fuck out of me.

 

[-MD-]

We just got these, thanks

Material: polyester microfiber

 

[Bacon]

Ok, I have to ask the next obvious question for this thread....

How often do you wash your sheets?

He just throws them out and buys new ones when they get dirty. Saving water

 

[entremet]

Get a bidet a least, OP.

You are probably flushing more water if your just using wipes. And wipes are terrible for plumbing.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Material: polyester microfiber

Not like the other ones. These are closer to cotton than the other ones

 

[anarckitty]

Seriously, OP. Spend a little more on the front end for 100% cotton sheets. Also, the higher the thread count does not always equal better. I believe mine are 250 or 300 but it's supima cotton with a percale weave.

They are nice as fuck and don't get hot.

 

[Retsudo]

Not like the other ones. These are closer to cotton than the other ones

Why not just buy cotton ones OP?

Also, is your water supplied by Nestle, or do you buy wet whipes in bulk? They cant be cheaper than water...

 

[Starviper]

How can you only shower twice a week? I feel disgusting if I don't shower at least every other.. And if I go to the gym or something I gotta shower after.

Idk what your situation is but I get free water through my apartment.. And gym's have free showers as well.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Seriously, OP. Spend a little more on the front end for 100% cotton sheets. Also, the higher the thread count does not always equal better. I believe mine are 250 or 300 but it's supima cotton with a percale weave.

They are nice as fuck and don't get hot.

Maybe next time.