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QB Tim Tebow to join Eagles (Update: Nevermind, they cut him)

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As a fan of a team other than the Eagles, I hope Tebow is eventually promoted to starting quarterback.

Gawker claimed he jerked off in front of people and forced them to watch. I don't think anything came out of it, so it might have been Gawker just straight up lying again.

It wasn't Gawker who published the story, it was Jezebel. And they got it from something that Jen Kirkman (another comic) alluded to in a now-deleted podcast.
 
Worried about that with news of Bradford or Sanchez getting injured... Or Barkley getting traded.

What a weird sentence I just typed. Never thought I'd type that.

Barkley sucks. Why are you worried about him being traded? Because a guy who has had starting experience and won a playoff game would take his spot?
 
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Eagles game is on national TV again tonight
 
Best not to tempt the higher powers that govern the universe. Wouldn't want anything to happen to Bradford's knees.
 
Washington is going to cut RG3 and Chip is going to grab him. If they keep Tim it will be short lived or maybe they drop Barkley and keep the chosen one as a good luck charm.
 

I was going to leave it alone but..... I'M STUNNED TOO. Maybe they keep him as team chaplain that comes in for two point conversations. It saves them money as his salary isn't in the upper echelon of backups.

Maybe this is part of Chip's comprehensive program. Get Jesus on the Eagles side. Use the comprehensive nutrition program along with Tim Tebow's miracles. I'm here for the first game Tebow throws two passes and Skip spends 20 minutes debating the skill of those two passes. Can't wait to hear the response from Eagles fans as Tebow starts.
 
Washington is going to cut RG3 and Chip is going to grab him. If they keep Tim it will be short lived or maybe they drop Barkley and keep the chosen one as a good luck charm.
Haven't you heard? Chip hates black people. Belichick is taking RG3 to replace Brady for 4 games.
 
Washington is going to cut RG3 and Chip is going to grab him. If they keep Tim it will be short lived or maybe they drop Barkley and keep the chosen one as a good luck charm.
This. No way Tebow gets a spot over RG3 (assuming RG3 even remembers what the hell read option is anymore).
 
This is sort of Tim's last shot, isn't it?

Godspeed.

Which, coincidentally, is the exact speed Tebow runs at.

Edit: Barkley throws an INT within thirty seconds. God is on our side, gentlemen.
 
I didn't get to see the td pass, since I got back from work late. Am I correct in assuming it was accompanied by chorus of angels and (probably) a ray of sunlight causing a sudden break in the clouds above?
 
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