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R.I.P. P$3 fund - 10/01/05 - 10/12/06

KimiNewt

Scored 3/100 on an Exam
The Take Out Bandit said:
Ouendan sounds interesting, but not $130 interesting.

Advanced Wars, Mario Kart, Warioware all fall under the banner of Nintendo games I do not like. I don't care for SRPG games. I've never gotten into the kart game craze, never - not back on the SNES when Mario Kart first came out. Warioware is just a poor man's Bishi Bashi Special 3 - filled to bursting with hideous Nintendo mascots and less fun to play.

Nintendogs is the poster child for everything that's wrong with the DS. I've tried the demo multiple times, and I simply did not get it. I'll take a good Final Fight clone over this crap any day of the week.

I'm not a fan of dull turn based RPG's so that rules out Square across the board. No Rocket Slime, no Valkyrie Profile. None of that crap.

I'm just not a fan of the sort of games Nintendo makes. I prefer strong third party offerings, like on the GBA, PSP, and PS2. Even my GC library is third party wacky games.

I'd be interested in trying out the Castlevania games, but the first one sounds awful; what with having to draw the symbols on the touch screen. That's the sad sort of gimmickry I'm not interested in. From what I've read the sequel ditches that mechanic, but still not something I'm going to run out and blow $130 on.



I'm not talking about the handheld market, and the Wii; regardless of net-nerd hype is still an unproven commodity. Back here in reality, the GC has long since been trampled; and Nintendo clings to life through the DS. Which N-fans seem to think translates to success in the TV console arena.



I'm sorry you're not at all familiar with saving loose change, but like I said - I've already pulled out $17.50; and I'll post the tally once I wrap the rest. :p
This is like 2004 all over again, I just can't see why people still prefer the PSP over the DS.
And rocket slime isn't an RPG (atleast not in the DQ/FF kind of way), and most importantly, Advance Wars isn't an SRPG, really shows how much you know about those crappy nintendo(ish) games, have you ever even tried Advance Wars?
 

draven

Member
The Take Out Bandit said:
See above - but I'll post the tally once I get around to wrapping that shit up. -$17.50 I had to use for bus passes last week. :lol

Wait, what? You live in Cleveland and haven't come across the concept of mugging an undergrad Case student for their "unlimited use" bus pass yet? Game over, man. Game over.
 
i vastly prefer the psp over the ds -- the games are simply more to my tastes. i really struggle to find ds games i weant to play -- i loathe mini-game collections and big brain shit, in particular.
 

adg1034

Member
That's why there's buyer's choice. You don't have to buy Point Blank DS or Brain Training. Then, there are games like... Advance Wars, New SMB, Castlevania, Mario Kart, Meteos, Mario & Luigi, Ouendan, Final Fantasy III.

AND NONE INVOLVE WAGGLEOMG!

Except Ouendan and Meteos, and with those, my b0x0rs have officially been r0x0r3d.
 

bluemax

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
i vastly prefer the psp over the ds -- the games are simply more to my tastes. i really struggle to find ds games i weant to play -- i loathe mini-game collections and big brain shit, in particular.

2004 called, it wants it's schtick back.
 

adg1034

Member
Ah. I found the picture.

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And rocket slime isn't an RPG (atleast not in the DQ/FF kind of way), and most importantly, Advance Wars isn't an SRPG, really shows how much you know about those crappy nintendo(ish) games, have you ever even tried Advance Wars?

I think the important part here, is that how the PSP library is unappealing to you in the face of great games like Wipeout Pure, Pursuit Force, Ghost'n Goblins whatever it's called, Capcom Classics Remixed/Reloaded, Lumines - etc, etc, etc; is the same way I'm not interested in what you're trying to nit pick here.

Okay, great Rocket Slime isn't your typical Square shit. Great!

Fortunately Snowblind and Raven Studios are catering to my smash'n hoard gene with games like Marvel Ultimate Alliance and Justice League Heroes.

As for Advanced Wars - from what I've seen of it, it's just not my kind of game. I'm not going to lose sleep over it, and neither should you. Playing it most likely won't change my mind as I also played Mario 64 back in the day, and hated it.

The last SRPG I played and enjoyed was Vandal Hearts. Before that, Dragon Force, before that Dune 2 on the PC. And with the passage of time and surplus of games in genres I actively give a shit about, I really don't care if more come out that I may enjoy; because I'm enjoying what I'm playing now.

Hell someone sent me a copy of Field Commander as a gift, and that went straight up on eBay.

Totally not interested.

Dude, just come over to my place, we can get some co-op Resistance going.

Totally! A/S/L?! :lol

You live in Cleveland and haven't come across the concept of mugging an undergrad Case student for their "unlimited use" bus pass yet?

You lie, all the college kids I see have a freakin' car.

I should carjack them. . . PURSUIT FORCE STYLE! Man, I really hope they make a sequel in addition to a P$3 version. This game needs co-op mode (One person driving and shooting, the other person jumping and shooting!) and to be enjoyed by more people.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
The Take Out Bandit said:
I think the important part here, is that how the PSP library is unappealing to you in the face of great games like Wipeout Pure, Pursuit Force, Ghost'n Goblins whatever it's called, Capcom Classics Remixed/Reloaded, Lumines - etc, etc, etc; is the same way I'm not interested in what you're trying to nit pick here.
Oh god...I think I vomited a little.
 

jj984jj

He's a pretty swell guy in my books anyway.
:lol This thread makes me laugh. You go, "how the PSP library is unappealing to you in the face of great games like [insert games here]," and then when it comes to actual games on the DS (i.e. MMZX or AW: DS) you go on about how you aren't interested in those games.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
The Take Out Bandit said:
Well you can only stomach so much semen from the combined Nintendo executive staff before your gut starts to reject it. :p
:lol
Ah, ignorance is funny.
 

DCharlie

Banned
everyone has caught Amiroxitis!

"i went for a walk this weekend through gorgeous country in the crisp autumn dawn and it struck me how utterly shite the DS is ! All the games are rubbish and people who like it are semen eaters. "
 
Okay, another bitch about Pursuit Force is there's no quantifiable reward for driving better. Here is where the game could have swiped series input from the Burnout series, what was that mode where you crash cars; and by avoiding NPC cars you built up a burnout meter or something?

Offensive and defensive driving should be rewarded in terms of enabling to achieve a higher score/ranking.

The Justice meter is a nice addition, but always seems to spring up when the enemy is a couple miles off; so instead of using it to inflict massive damage - you generally use it to heal.

I'd gladly trade healing ability for a turbo button to catch mofos faster. Especially on some of the "boss" like levels.

The jumping mechanic could also be tweaked to cater to twitch game play. So you can reflexively jump to a vehicle instead of awaiting a prompt, which really detracts from the overall thrill-a-minute presentation of the game.

Still a damned fine original product. Just hope we get to see some substantial improvement in the sequel.
 

Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
I don't know what this thread is about. I know the ps2 is awesome. and ttob like loli porn with dicks. And I prefer the PSP too :( I don't want to, but I do.

The PS3 launch lineup sucks loli porn cock, so I'll just continue to pimp the PS2 until the PS3 is EVERYWHERE.
 

Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
The Take Out Bandit said:
IF IT HAVE TITS IT AM NOT LOLI!

Actually, I hate Loli. Note the complete lack of that notorious loli Namco PS2 game in my library. :lol

I can't note that, but I respect the discrepancy.
 
This thread is like a multi-car crash at Talladega- everything's fine, everybody's drafting, and then out of nowhere, someone slips up and half of the field is wiped out. :)
 
Okay, the total cash out is. . .

$141.31!

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Don't hate on the Suze Orman saving skillaz bitches! :lol

Now I'm gonna go get all Death Wish on some mofos with these rolled up quarters. Hells yeah!
 

mosaic

go eat paint
Suze Orman could've cost me a relationship if my GF had watched her diatribe on "never get with a guy whose credit score is less than 700" before meeting me.

My credit score is much better now, but still... F U Orman!
 
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