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As far as I know there's still a few days left of January so you're welcome. Congrats on joining the cool kids club. RPJ4lyf!
Nope, still January.
CrudeDiatribe
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*knuckles* 31 for the past three weeks.
Regret telling me to put something on head or be creepy yet?
Generally, I get along better with slightly older women. 25-28 range, but it might be conditioning since pretty much all my relationships have been with older girls.
You've been doing it wrong all this time huh?
You've been doing it wrong all this time huh?
GameplayWhore
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This is often covered in the panels at the conventions I go to. Women who are older simply have everything about themselves (well, more, at least) figured out. Some girls, when they're younger, don't realize that they can straight up tell people what they want, so they try to do things in a much more indirect fashion. It's sometimes annoying to have to deduce what I girl likes during moments of intimacy instead of hearing vocal feedback.
An older gal (in her late 40s ... I think) texted me, straight up, several months ago just asking if I'd like to have sex. She realized that if I said no, it wouldn't destroy her, but if I said yes, she'd have a fun time. A much younger girl would have likely engaged me in conversation and hoped that I'd take some sort of step in that direction.
edit: I, and many other guys, I'd assume, was exactly the same. There's a reason why I lost my virginity after half of you got (or will get) married.
I first suspected something was wrong when the formula spit out 13 1/2 as my minimum when I was 20. But you've got to trust the formula, right?
I also remember your tag story. It's good to be appreciated by both sexes, but you always seem to get harassed.
I don't think anyone has ever been nice to me. Like, whenever I've approached a girl, I've tried to be polite. I'm maybe not overly nice, but I'll try to strike up conversation first and establish some common ground. I don't walk up to her and say "hey here is my dick," which is what seems to happen to me when I am approached by guys.
I don't know if this is a universal thing.
I used to get solicited by guys a lot when I was involved with theatre, in high school and my first couple years of college. That's one of the reasons I decided to take a different path.
A variation on your story has happened to me several times. It kinda sucks.
Yep, that whole teasing mind games is part of the reason why I don't like younger girls. I was once led on by a girl, pretty much the worst experience of my life.
It's weird to stop and think that I'm nearly 30, yeah. It's funny growing up and hearing things about how time flies when you get older and then finding out how true it is.
H.Protagonist
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Nice! Always good to freshen up the avy. And you butchered your beard? Looks fine now. ^_^
*high five* Yay for health in general!
All this age discussion is making me feel really, really bad. I'm 27, and ages are never really mentioned when I'm starting to talk to chicks, but many assume I'm much younger so the ones I attract are....well...
Cradle-robber!
Ugh... Yeah. Creepy old dude are the worst. What are they even thinking approaching teens? So gross. :/
This is often covered in the panels at the conventions I go to. Women who are older simply have everything about themselves (well, more, at least) figured out. Some girls, when they're younger, don't realize that they can straight up tell people what they want, so they try to do things in a much more indirect fashion. It's sometimes annoying to have to deduce what I girl likes during moments of intimacy instead of hearing vocal feedback.
An older gal (in her late 40s ... I think) texted me, straight up, several months ago just asking if I'd like to have sex. She realized that if I said no, it wouldn't destroy her, but if I said yes, she'd have a fun time. A much younger girl would have likely engaged me in conversation and hoped that I'd take some sort of step in that direction.
edit: I, and many other guys, I'd assume, was exactly the same. There's a reason why I lost my virginity after half of you got (or will get) married.
Yeah, many people are more straightforward as they get older. I remember I used to have a hard time asking girls out during my younger years, but it's kind of effortless for me these days. It's kind of known that attraction happens and dating is natural.
On the other hand, I'm a 28 year old virgin and I've never gone past first base, so what do I know?
It's annoying since the older I've gotten the more time I need to do the things I want but it all just slips through my fingers.
Probably because I keep posting on GAF.
toastyToast
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We're doing stats?
6'3 210
Worst shape I've ever been in, which isn't really all that bad.
At my best I weighed the same with significantly more muscle and less fat.
Back injury really screed things up.
6'3 210
Worst shape I've ever been in, which isn't really all that bad.
At my best I weighed the same with significantly more muscle and less fat.
Back injury really screed things up.
CountAntonius
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One last avatar for Real Pic January. It's been a fun month.
Professor Beef
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The best month.
Man I can't wait til I'm 50 and hitting on 20 and 30 year olds.
I am 6'1" and 180lbs. Always stick around 180, +/- 10 depending on activity.
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
Devolution
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drink whole milk!
GameplayWhore
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My shoulder's messed up, so I have to be very selective about my exercises. Body's should, like, heal or something when wounded! :|
On the other hand, I'm a 28 year old virgin and I've never gone past first base, so what do I know?
Don't use sex as a metric for your life, though. It's probably best to compile the list of achievements you want to fulfill then rock them hard. It probably feels better later in life to have skills that you still have rather than to have the memory of things you're no longer doing anyway.
Opposite for me, sort of. My 20s are a blur because I didn't do much of worth in them (well, I ran a somewhat popular website for a while and was always working and watching movies or playing video games with friends, but none of it seemed progressively worthwhile). My 30s seem to have slowed down because I've filled them with countless datapoints.
Yeah, damn electric shavers are junk. Never again.
Also, I don't have any wine bottles left to put on my head, but I have a mason jar of iced tea:
Jamesfrom818
Banned
I want a puppy but I'm not in the position to get one right now
Professor Beef
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I am 6'1" and 180lbs. Always stick around 180, +/- 10 depending on activity.
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
oh my goodness
my heart, it is melting
GameplayWhore
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I am disappointed that my attempt at promoting non-Imperial, non-metric, non-British units failed so hard.
Count Dookkake
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Yeah, damn electric shavers are junk. Never again.
Also, I don't have any wine bottles left to put on my head, but I have a mason jar of iced tea:
I was reminded of Anton Jackson's pickle jar and I literally loled.
All the more reason to make sure it doesn't fall!
CountAntonius
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LOL @ me not noticing the jar till you quoted him.
I am 6'1" and 180lbs. Always stick around 180, +/- 10 depending on activity.
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
So cute! The poor baby, but yeah at 4 weeks it needs someone with full time to take care of it.
CountAntonius
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When I look at puppies make my eyes have humanity.
Count Dookkake
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For those unfortunates who are unaware of Anton Jackson and his jar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8pfftpp0lY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8pfftpp0lY
FallingEdge
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6'2, 225 of raw power!
Well, on a conscious level, yes I know that it shouldn't be a factor in my life. I'm a great dancer, have an awesome career, and other great things in my life.
On an unconscious level, it's a different matter.
ShockingAlberto
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I will be on a plane in the next half hour to come pick this puppy upI am 6'1" and 180lbs. Always stick around 180, +/- 10 depending on activity.
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
Where in Ohio are you? I can ask around with friends and family if you need to find him/her a home.
Kitsunebaby
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I am 6'1" and 180lbs. Always stick around 180, +/- 10 depending on activity.
My mom called me over earlier tonight to take a look at a puppy she'd rescued. She is a visiting nurse and one of her patients owned a dog (the mother) that was run over a couple days ago. The puppy is four weeks old. She asked if I'd take it, and I'd like to, but I have no time right now to take care of it.
Here are pictures:
Oh my god it's so adorable! Do you know what breed it is?
It's the funniest thing whenever we introduce a new puppy into the house. They treat it like a new toy.
ShockingAlberto
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Real Puppy January
Broder Salsa
Banned
Now I want a puppy.
Kitsunebaby
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When I was a kid, this local woman would raise exotic animals. I got to bottle feed a tiger. Hyenas would have been cooler, though. I want one.
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