After looking at Game Informers numbers they appear to be highly inaccurate. THE JRF did a private study concerning failure of the Xbox 360 console. Unsurprisingly, the results returned were exceedingly high with over 73% of Xbox 360 consoles failing. The study was conducted in an open environment, with the Xbox 360 being played by real people. Further research on the Xbox 360 console's reason for failure rate yielded surprising reasons. Dr. Yashamati, from Yale remarked "Generally we see consoles failing due to poor manufacturing and design, however this time consoles were failing for much other reasons." Psychologist Dr. Sophie figured "People just care for their Xbox 360 too much. It has become a member of the family. In homes when it becomes chilly people would wrap around their favorite blanket on their Xbox 360 to keep it warm. However the Xbox 360 is not like a pet, but rather an alien and people do not understand how it works. And in this case it worked by having its own power supply which seemed to generate its own heat." Jenkins Research Facility were astounded by the care and devotion players of the Xbox 360 treated their console with. Health care analyst Mr. Vernard said "It is remarkable, the Xbox 360 is, when compared to the other 2 consoles, treated much better. The PlayStation 3, while generally in a safe and secure place happens to not feel as much love or contact possibly due to the threatening and scary design. It is similar to a Doberman, it's kind of hard to wrap your arms around it and give it a good cuddle as you would with the Xbox 360. The Wii on the other hand seems very cute to owners, but after they get used to it, they sort of leave it there and let it collect dust. So in a sense it's failing on it's own. On the inside the Wii is dying, it is starved for the attention it craves yet, it isn't being used so it isn't failing." Ultimately, the fault of the high failure still is on Microsoft's hands, but instead of questioning their design process with the Xbox 360, the question is: Why would you make such a lovable creature?
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