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Shifty1897 said:
And then announces a partnership with Compile Heart to create a Metroid JRPG with lots of fan service.

Phantasy Star Online 2 Announced for the West...
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...turns out to be co-op online singing game staring Barbie.

Command & Conquer makes comeback with Red Alert 4....
 
Conker logo pops up
footage is shown. An E-rated RTS game for mobile. Pay 2 win
Conker model redesigned yet again and looks like a bobble head with giant hands and arms. Conker VO done all in auto tune by an intern. Design of levels look like they came from Bomerman Act Zero.

MS says these changes are permanent for the series and ignores any fan outcries.
 
It's Half Life 3,
but its a prequel to Blue Shift.

It's 3d VR MMO,
but it takes place in Disney's Cars universe.

It's a new Final Fantasy Tactics,
but it surrounds Vaan from Final Fantasy XII.
 
iMax said:
Valve presents Half-Life 3...

...coming exclusively to Nintendo 3DS
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Not even.

Half-Life 3 is announced with Logo only on stage at Ubisoft's press conference
Hours later, Valve reports that someone hijacked the stage to troll. To ease the pain Gabe Newell is interviewed about a HL3 and says that the game would not sell and has outdated gameplay for today's hip new gamers.
 
Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Switch...!

A straight port of the Wii U version. It is not specified or shown definitively whether or not the DLC will be included.
 
Elder Scrolls VI: Hammerfell

Pre-order now for Xbox One to receive:
* 10 free micro-transaction purchases
* exclusive quest "The Bard Who Knew Too Much"
* 50% off your first purchase of a companion character
* an instant $10 savings off of the normal $80 purchase price
 
Roe said:
It's a new Final Fantasy Tactics,
but it surrounds Vaan from Final Fantasy XII.
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I'd still play it, tbh. I don't like Vaan at all but I'm desperate enough at this point to take it.

Phantasy Star 5 is announced,
but it's a gatcha browser MMO a-la Breath of Fire VI.
 
New Smash Bros announced!

Android and iOS exclusive, MOBA-style weekly character rotation, permanently unlocking characters requires microtransactions. Also pay-to-win microtransactions for starting games with an item.
 
DiipuSurotu said:
I wouldn't even mind. Just put Kato on story and Mitsuda on music.

Plus Nomura did work on Chrono Trigger and on the spinoff DynamiTracer.
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Nah. Everything he has a lot of control over (as in director) has horrible story and characters and takes forever to release.

Nomura was fine or even good as part of the art division at Square (as he was during the development of Chrono Trigger) but sucks as a more influential figure. He should just keep making Kingdom Hearts (which I'd argue would also be much better with another director)... which aside from Crappy movies seems to be the only thing he directs that actually gets released

Even his art kinda sucks now. I'd even take Toriyama's "everyone looks like Goku" style for a Chrono Sequel
 
The No One Lives Forever IP mess has been resolved, and NOLF3 is announced at E3...

...by Gearbox, who bought the rights
 
A forum game where posters are asked to ruin the game announcement above their post.

But they all ignore the OP and make their own rules instead.
 
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