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[MrPing1000]

Seal and Heidi Klum are the only two that will last.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Over lovely cups of tea!

Hot celebs dating ugly celebs happens all the time. I'm sure there was more to them breaking up than Katy being hotter than him.

Like her craving my cock the dirty little slut.

You've got the perfect avatar to be making that joke my friend.

 

[Fantastical]

Wonder if this has anything to do with the inlaws. If I remember right they are highly religious, her being a former christian music singer and all, and Russell obviously not thinking anything is sacred.

This did happen right after christmas.... christmas dinner gone really bad?

There were rumors about a separation a month (months?) ago. I doubt it has anything to do with that.

 

[jaxword]

Can't help but notice the conservative/religious crowd aren't up in arms about this (or any other celebrity sham marriage) is "ruining the sanctity of marriage".

 

[Scrow]

they were married?

 

[mf.luder]

They were married for how many Kardashians?

 

[Tom Penny]

The single best body I've seen on a girl EVER. Whoamg

Lies

 

[el retorno]

There were rumors about a separation a month (months?) ago. I doubt it has anything to do with that.

The part about Cristmas was more of a joke though I still think the family dynamics might have had something to do with it.

 

[Osietra]

I love the way this boils down into two camps: and both are wanting sex within masculine contexts.

 

[Dennis]

Lies

Too skinny

 

[ZephyrFate]

 

[Fantastical]

The part about Cristmas was more of a joke though I still think the family dynamics might have had something to do with it.

I still doubt it had anything to do with the family. I just think that marriage was doomed from the start. I mean, Katy Perry and Russell Brand marrying when they are 27 and 36 years old, respectively?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Anyone else think it looks like she's about to piss at the start of this?

Schwing!!!

Ps: It's about time schwing made a comeback!

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Lies

There's no penetration in this video.

What a waste of my time.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

 

[Amagon]

Apparently you so gtfo you monster!

KATY PERRY, MARRY ME MY WAIFU!!!!

 

[Live Free or Die]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

WTF?

what was this from?

 

[ZephyrFate]

Apparently you so gtfo you monster!

KATY PERRY, MARRY ME MY WAIFU!!!!

I don't, actually.

 

[bud]

Seal and Heidi Klum are the only two that will last.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Did Nemesis ever fully elaborate on this cousin situation?

 

[Hot Coldman]

Did Nemesis ever fully elaborate on this cousin situation?

Like fuck he did

 

[Criminal Upper]

Great news going into 2012.

 

[HollovVpo1nt]

She's back on market, got to buy some new shoes tomorrow and we're so on!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Honestly though, Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon broke up this year. It's the year for celebrity marriages getting destroyed.

 

[brianjones]

who didnt see this coming

katy perry seems dumb as a post

 

[Ark]

Gif of the forever.

 

[woolley]

So does this mean that Russell Brand will go away for good now?

 

[Mully]

She just didn't have the Humming Bird Heartbeat to continue with the marriage.

Maybe the taste of his honey wasn't so sweet anymore.

 

[mysticwhip]

The single best body I've seen on a girl EVER. Whoamg

wut

 

[akira28]

I just want to get drunk/high and fall asleep with her nuzzling my head with her soft bosom.

 

[Escape Goat]

I just want to get drunk/high and fall asleep with her nuzzling my head with her soft bosom.

Is that a reverse motorboat?

 

[Koodo]

TGIF, Katy!

 

[RedShift]

So does this mean that Russell Brand will go away for good now?

I honestly hope he comes back to Britain, Ponderland was hilarious.

 

[Lathentar]

what was this from?

Pretty sure its Starstrukk by 3OH!3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw

 

[akira28]

Is that a reverse motorboat?

Motorboating isn't enough for me. Not even close to enough. I need her to either violently try to smother me with them, or tenderly mother me with them. Either way, I want to form an intense emotional connection with her breasts.

 

[Koodo]

Can the Teenage Dream era be over now please thanks

Sis, you know this is just promo to catapult TOTGA to #1.

Perra!

 

[nomis]

Release the sex tape.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Came for the sarcastic comments, staying for the gifs, waiting on Nemesis.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Now we can finally be together.

 

[Koodo]

Now we can finally be together.

 

[Nizz]

I laughed for a good five minutes! Thank you.

 

[legacyzero]

 

[Rezbit]

Motorboating isn't enough for me. Not even close to enough. I need her to either violently try to smother me with them, or tenderly mother me with them. Either way, I want to form an intense emotional connection with her breasts.

 

[Femmeworth]

Awe, they seemed like a perfect match.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

yeah, i don't date chicks under 21... so i sort of know how you feel!

 

[J2 Cool]

I like her eyes

 

[freenudemacusers]

Now we can finally be together.

you will have beautiful alligator people-babies.

 

[brianjones]

what is that creature

 

[Einchy]

I like her eyes

http://i.imgur.com/XFu8S.jpg[/QUOTE]

oh fuck

 

[Chamber]

I like her eyes

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That's Zooey and that is way too close up.