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Video here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8147566.stm

Cats 'exploit' humans by purring

Cat owners may have suspected as much, but it seems our feline friends have found a way to manipulate us humans.

Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a "soliciting purr" to overpower their owners and garner attention and food.

Unlike regular purring, this sound incorporates a "cry", with a similar frequency to a human baby's.


The team said cats have "tapped into" a human bias - producing a sound that humans find very difficult to ignore.

Dr Karen McComb, the lead author of the study that was published in the journal Current Biology, said the research was inspired by her own cat, Pepo.

"He would wake me up in the morning with this insistent purr that was really rather annoying," Dr McComb told BBC News.

"After a little bit of investigation, I discovered that there are other cat owners who are similarly bombarded early in the morning."

While meowing might get a cat expelled from the bedroom, Dr McComb said that this pestering purr often convinced beleaguered pet lovers to get up and fill their cat's bowl.


To find out why, her team had to train cat owners to make recordings of their own cats' vocal tactics - recording both their "soliciting purrs" and regular, "non-soliciting" purrs.

"When we played the recordings to human volunteers, even those people with no experience of cats found the soliciting purrs more urgent and less pleasant," said Dr McComb.

How annoying?

She and her team also asked the volunteers to rate the different purrs - giving them a score based on how urgent and pleasant they perceived them to be.

"We could then relate the scores back to the specific purrs," explained Dr McComb. "The key thing (that made the purrs more unpleasant and difficult to ignore) was the relative level of this embedded high-frequency sound."

"When an animal vocalises, the vocal folds (or cords) held across the stream of air snap shut at a particular frequency," explained Dr McComb. The perceived pitch of that sound depends on the size, length and tension of the vocal folds.

"But cats are able to produce a low frequency purr by activating the muscles of their vocal folds - stimulating them to vibrate," explained Dr McComb.

Since each of these sounds is produced by a different mechanism, cats are able to embed a high-pitched cry in an otherwise relaxing purr.

"How urgent and unpleasant the purr is seems to depend on how much energy the cat puts into producing that cry," said Dr McComb.

Previous studies have found similarities between a domestic cat's cry and the cry of a human baby - a sound that humans are highly sensitive to.

Dr McComb said that the cry occurs at a low level in cats' normal purring. "But we think that (they) learn to dramatically exaggerate it when it proves effective in generating a response from humans."

She added that the trait seemed to most often develop in cats that have a one-on-one relationship with their owners.


"Obviously we don't know what's going on inside their minds," said Dr McComb. "But they learn how to do this, and then they do it quite deliberately."

So how does Dr McComb feel about Pepo now she knows he has been manipulating her all these years?

"He's been the inspiration for this whole study, so I'll forgive him - credit where credit's due."

I for one welcome our cat overlords.

Bonus youtube of real-life example of how cats wake humans up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
 
Having cleaned my cat's pee from the floor this morning, I don't know about the purring but that enslaving shit's pretty true. >:(
 
I knew humans were cat's slaves when I saw that Sheba commercial where the lady puts on her steppin-out clothes and pearls and shit, just to feed the cat from a fancy dish and watch it eat.
 
Fuck I wish my cat would wake me up by purring. He just stands on my back and starts to fluff me like I'm a fucking pillow.


pringles said:
Cats are so much smarter, better and cuter than dogs.

cat vs dog: FIGHT
I don't even think we've ever had a cat related thread that didn't turn into cat vs dog...
 
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Souldriver said:
WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD IS THAT IN THE VIDEO!!?? The kitty is purring, GIVE IT DINER!
I was desperately trying to feed it through my monitor screen. My lcd is pretty much fubar'ed now.
 
Ryck said:
Fuck I wish my cat would wake me up by purring. He just stands on my back and starts to fluff me like I'm a fucking pillow.
You are his pillow.
 
In my apt the cat only starts to freak when he gets locked out the room that has his litter box in it and he has to drop a serious deuce. At the height of his freak out he really sounds like he's screaming heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp.
 
Ryck said:
Fuck I wish my cat would wake me up by purring. He just stands on my back and starts to fluff me like I'm a fucking pillow.

Mine used to do that. She now knows there's a no tread zone unless given permission.
 
I thought this thread was going to be about this:

livescience.com said:
Half of the world's human population is infected with Toxoplasma, parasites in the body—and the brain. Remember that.

Toxoplasma gondii is a common parasite found in the guts of cats; it sheds eggs that are picked up by rats and other animals that are eaten by cats. Toxoplasma forms cysts in the bodies of the intermediate rat hosts, including in the brain.

Since cats don't want to eat dead, decaying prey, Toxoplasma takes the evolutionarily sound course of being a "good" parasite, leaving the rats perfectly healthy. Or are they?

Oxford scientists discovered that the minds of the infected rats have been subtly altered. In a series of experiments, they demonstrated that healthy rats will prudently avoid areas that have been doused with cat urine. In fact, when scientists test anti-anxiety drugs on rats, they use a whiff of cat urine to induce neurochemical panic.

However, it turns out that Toxoplasma-ridden rats show no such reaction. In fact, some of the infected rats actually seek out the cat urine-marked areas again and again. The parasite alters the mind (and thus the behavior) of the rat for its own benefit.

If the parasite can alter rat behavior, does it have any effect on humans?

Dr. E. Fuller Torrey (Associate Director for Laboratory Research at the Stanley Medical Research Institute) noticed links between Toxoplasma and schizophrenia in human beings, approximately three billion of whom are infected with T. gondii

http://www.livescience.com/technology/060210_technovelgy.html
 
We had a cat a few years back. We had to keep his food bowl on top of the washer so my dog wouldn't get to it. Whenever the cat was hungry, he would go up to my little bro and keep meowing and whining until he picked him up, placed him on top of the washer, and scratched his back while he ate. The cat was perfectly capable of jumping on top of the washer by himself mind you.
 
Powerslave said:
Why would the OP be owned? He's a cat-person.
I own a dog but I love cats as well. My housemates back in university has a bunch of cats and I loved them. I love cats and dogs equally :)
 
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