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[Crushed]

I would like a warddrobe made of this material.

It would always match, and always be in style.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

That is METAL.

 

[Ryu1999]

wut

 

[heliosRAzi]

wut

DARKNESS EVERYONE! HA HA! DARKNESS IS SPREADING!

 

[Kestastrophe]

 

[Count Dookkake]

"The answer is none more black."

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Hrundi still has the blackest hair ever

 

[Darko]

wut

 

[sc0la]

Damn,

Late for snipes and Spinal Tap jokes.

you have to ask yourself how much more black could it be.
and the answer is none.
none more blacker.

EDIT: NPR asked this scientist if he was familiar with spinal tap during the interview I heard on this yesterday :lol

I laughed when she said Smell the Glove

 

[Ryu1999]

"Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest ni**as on the planet according to Rick James"

 

[Fuzzery]

Spoiler

I'm sorry

 

[Phobophile]

Spoiler

I'm sorry

If you were sorry, wou wouldn't have brought that shit in here. :\

 

[Fuzzery]

If you were sorry, wou wouldn't have brought that shit in here. :\

I couldn't help it D:

 

[Branduil]

Meh, I've seen blacker.

 

[Crushed]

You people do realize that a photograph won't accurately capture how black it is, right?

 

[Tauntaun]

How many poor Africans had to die for this? WHY!?!?!? LEAVE MY NUBIANS ALONE! >:O

 

[Fuzzery]

You people do realize that a photograph won't accurately capture how black it is, right?

Roxas says hi.

 

[Crushed]

Roxas says hi.

My fist in whoeverthefuckthatisidon'tknowhim's face says bye.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I can't believe it took 'til post #40 for someone to make a Spinal Tap reference.

 

[JayDubya]

Wow. That's black y'all.

 

[Thriller]

Everything fades...to black!

[/IMG]

 

[thomaser]

Didn't Pioneer just reveal a new tv with INFINITE blackness? Sounds more impressive than this.

 

[Alien Bob]

Didn't Pioneer just reveal a new tv with INFINITE blackness? Sounds more impressive than this.

Infinite contrast

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

"Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest ni**as on the planet according to Rick James"

fuckin a, stole my reply!

 

[scitek]

I thought this was a thread about Dikembe Mutombo.

 

[X26]

Well that sounds...useful

...CURE SOMETHING!

 

[maynerd]

That ain't wessley snipes

 

[Propagandhim]

Researchers say they have made the darkest material on Earth, a substance so black it absorbs more than 99.9 percent of light.

*makes a Hillary Clinton joke*

 

[big_z]

 

[PhoenixDark]

I thought this thread would be about another Wesley Snipes straight-to-DVD movie

 

[140.85]

Chris Rock could not be reached for comment.

 

[purnoman3000]

Does this have an implication in terms of the energy sector? Highly efficient solar panels using this material?

 

[Haly]

Does this have an implication in terms of the energy sector? Highly efficient solar panels using this material?

That's probably the most direct implication of this blackest black material.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Insert generic Wesley Snipes comment here!

 

[Frank the Great]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_body

The only perfect black body is a black hole.

i beg to differ

 

[demon]

I saw this thread right after the cloning one, and I read the title as "scientists create world's blackest baby".

 

[soul creator]

I saw this thread right after the cloning one, and I read the title as "scientists create world's blackest baby".

I saw it after the cloning thread too, so that one guy's joke in the other thread makes a hell of a lot more sense now :lol

 

[soul creator]

Wow. That's black y'all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq-EdsgeO1A

 

[K.Jack]

PS4 will be made out of this material.

Not without Kenichi Kutaragi

;.;

i beg to differ

http://i10.tinypic.com/4u2vtsg.jpg

Oh God, yes please! Moar pl0x.

 

[Confused101]

i beg to differ

http://i10.tinypic.com/4u2vtsg.jpg

Now that's a black body that I can fully appreciate. Who is that anyway?

 

[tekumseh]

The National Institute of Standards and Technology's reflectance standard is at the top of this image, taken with flash illumination. The newly developed nanotube material is in the middle, and a piece of glassy carbon is at the bottom of the image.

Wait...

They use a HOCKEY PUCK as the standard? Who'da thunk it...

 

[Beezy]

Illegals!

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I can make the blackest black, no problem...


#000000

Next.

 

[Frank the Great]

Now that's a black body that I can fully appreciate. Who is that anyway?

melanie b, aka scary spice

 

[castle007]

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did

:lol :lol

 

[castle007]

I saw it after the cloning thread too, so that one guy's joke in the other thread makes a hell of a lot more sense now :lol

same here :lol

 

[Confused101]

melanie b, aka scary spice

Holy crap! Thanks very much!

 

[polyh3dron]

melanie b, aka scary spice

Eddie Murphy, you dumb fuck.

 

[Count Dookkake]

you have to ask yourself how much more black could it be.
and the answer is none.
none more blacker.

None more BEATEN.

 

[soul creator]

this still wins (at least until we see a picture of the other side of the material)