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[Ecrofirt]

Tune in!

 

[totoro'd]

I'm soo there!

Gaby and Autolycus, woot!

 

[Ecrofirt]

what the fuck am I watching? Haha

 

[totoro'd]

what the fuck am I watching? Haha

cheesy special effects and reeeally bad wigs

 

[Ecrofirt]

I love the fake beards!

And I think I just noticed the first inconsistancy. Didn't they say they'd been in space for 40 years? That old man said he was young when they left, and then he later said he was only about 35 years old. Ruh Ruh!

 

[totoro'd]

I love the fake beards!

And I think I just noticed the first inconsistancy. Didn't they say they'd been in space for 40 years? That old man said he was young when they left, and then he later said he was only about 35 years old. Ruh Ruh!

:lol :lol

And I loved how, near the beginning, they brought one of the alien commanders a bowl of fingers to eat, and I was like, they have Wendy's in the future, rockin'

 

[Ecrofirt]

:lol :lol

 

[happyfunball]

Voiceovers? In an already-english language movie? What in God's name is this shit!

 

[Archaix]

I can't believe I've actually watched an hour and a half of this bullshit.

And why is everybody's voice redubbed? Do they not have any boom operators in the future?

 

[Lonestar]

:lol
"Your stupidity is terminal, and now you're cured."

:lol :lol

 

[cubicle47b]

Oh my, that was awesome.

 

[happyfunball]

Lonestar, that was the only 5 seconds that made the rest of it worth watching (well not really worth it.....)

 

[Lonestar]

good thing that line was in the 10 minister I watched!

It probably was the worst thing I've ever seen.

 

[Archaix]

Lonestar, that was the only 5 seconds that made the rest of it worth watching (well not really worth it.....)

Campbell had a few other funny lines.

"What's 'television'?"
"None of your damn business!"

For example. But...yeah...why the hell did I actually watch that whole thing?

 

[cubicle47b]

Complete and utter shit. I haven't laughed that hard at a movie since we rented Battlefield Earth in January. That final battle was hilarious. The aliens didn't move or shoot. They just slightly twisted their torsos and took shots.

 

[Archaix]

Complete and utter shit. I haven't laughed that hard at a movie since we rented Battlefield Earth in January. That final battle was hilarious. The aliens didn't move or shoot. They just slightly twisted their torsos and took shots.

Don't forget the shots they kept reusing of aliens being stabbed (three or four times by my count), decapitated(at least twice), and having arms chopped off(also three times) and the decapitation scene at the start.

It's pretty damned sad when you can watch a movie immediately after watching Army of Darkness and think "Good lord, these are some of the worst special effects ever"

 

[happyfunball]

What about the same KILLER PILE OF WOOD that kept falling on people in that battle! HOW SCARY! Good God, I know this crap is low budget but please these people need to find some respect for themselves.

 

[AntoneM]

for all the people criticizing the movie I have to ask, what did you expect?

 

[Tortfeasor]

for all the people criticizing the movie I have to ask, what did you expect?

Something that looked better then I could have made with my mini-DV camera and MAYA.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Bruce mopped the floor with every other actor/actress/alien in the film.

 

[sefskillz]

Bruce mopped the floor with every other actor/actress/alien in the film.

the bias!!

 

[Pimpwerx]

LOL! I thought I was the only one that saw that last night. We caught that early this morning at random, and it was...interesting. Really cheesy, but obviously intentional. Not a bad story overall though, and there was gratuitous ass shots of the astronaut chick. Is this the quality of all SciFi movies? They need bigger budgets. PEACE.