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[Hip Hop]

What I mean is,

If you told your whole life story from the beginning to a movie script writer and he made a whole movie plot based on it, do you think a production company would green lit the project or would it never make it past a script? Is your life unique, special, and different to stand out from the rest for production or would it be just too normal to make something out of it?

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Totally. The summary would go something like: "a journey about overcoming dysfunctional family life, poverty, gang activity and one about luck, redemption and a very wild adventure that (hopefully) has a happy and satisfactory ending."

Welcome to one man's strange journey.

 

[acm2000]

a movie based on even the worst gaf cretin would still be better than starship troopers 3

 

[dreamstation]

Nah honestly my life is pretty stock standard. Working class, small town, couple kids, yea. Not much happens around here.

 

[Rockondevil]

I wouldn't watch it.

 

[64bitmodels]

yeah it could

it'd just be a really boring movie

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

Well most movies have a meaning behind them

So mine wouldn't

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

totally

 

[Diddy X]

Yes, the protagonist goes through a lot of bad shit but has a happy ending.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Me, not at all. I’ve had a blessed life. Lots of bad stuff of course but compared to others, it’s a cakewalk.

I want to see a German Hops one though. A store of overcoming smelly ears and stealing lunches. It has academy award written all over it

 

[EviLore]

Yeah, with a big enough budget

 

[Raven117]

Some parts…. Yeah.

 

[CGNoire]

Well...I have had Lighting Strike right near me going on 4 times now in my life.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

It'd be a story about unused potential

 

[Power Pro]

 

[Musashipan]

A very sad and boring one
I wouldn't watch it

 

[RickSanchez]

I am already featured on an Adult Swim animated series. I'm trying to squeeze more episodes out of them before trying for a movie.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

They already did. It's called Avengers: Age of Ultron.

 

[Fart Knight]

Only if its a porn parody

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Mine would be in the realms of fiction as it's been so unbelievable, unlucky and downright odd

I can't even believe half of it actually happend.

 

[RJMacready73]

Maybe not the later years but my rave years would make for some amusing trainspotting'esq scenes, being the only prod in a republican drinking den and the local IRA commander coming over and asking me was I a prod... This was during the troubles, partying with a bunch of wiped out ejits turns out 1 of em is a known UVF gunman with a fucking gun down his waistband and he couldn't put 2words together he was that wiped out, but he loved me for some reason, buying dope in various places with unsavoury characters aplenty, dealers getting pistol whipped, bars being blown up I was just drinking in, midnight raves on the beach dancing with 2 elderly couples who happened to accidentally stumble across it, first ever rave and they loved it, racing wiped out from clubs with other lunatics in extremely fast cars, I could go on and on, how i didn't die or get anyone hurt is beyond me

Tbf the 2nd half of the movie would be boring af as I became a fat middle aged cunt yelling at cars in my slippers...

 

[drganon]

If Siskel and Ebert were still alive, they'd give it two thumbs down.

 

[Mistake]

Whole life? No. Movie material? Yeah. My circumstances were crazy enough to be on the front page of a major US newspaper

 

[dave_d]

Movie? Nah but it definitely be a sitcom. I mean one episode could be the blind date episode. (Friend of mine set me up with the friend of friend of a friend. Sitcomesque turn of events? The girl turned out to be a midget.) Come to think of it my brother is a sitcom character.(Like how he was killing carpenter ants in the house. Pure sitcom fodder. Or all the times he was seriously asking for things that don't exist.)

 

[RJMacready73]

Whole life? No. Movie material? Yeah. My circumstances were crazy enough to be on the front page of a major US newspaper

Spill the beans ffs, it's something to do with guns isn't it

 

[jason10mm]

Only if George Clooney is available to play me, I always aim for accuracy in filmmaking

Need Salma Hayek for my wife, will accept Sophia Vergara if we must.

 

[German Hops]

The Matrix

 

[Mistake]

Spill the beans ffs, it's something to do with guns isn't it

Organized crime and lots of felonies

 

[AJUMP23]

Gladiator was already made, and were you not entertained.

 

[kurisu_1974]

Sure and you'll find it here:

 

[22:22:22]

Yeah

In a documentary/biography style that'll give some insight into certain aspects of mental health issues and how one deals with those on the daily.

With the right people behind it though..

I've thought about this actually.

Kinda crazy. No pun intended.

Sounds like a blockbuster to me! /s

Shout out to J jason10mm .. Nice

 

[AgatonSax]

That one adventure in the Phillipines maybe.

 

[Dacvak]

Yeah, with a big enough budget

You heard him, guys. Better start gifting out more GAF Gold!

 

[RPS37]

I would argue that it’s bout to be.

 

[Johnny2Bad]

I'm not a Gangster, bank robber, celebrity, super hero, inventor, cop, mass murderer, politician and my love life stinks.

So, no.

 

[Toots]

My life could make a good Eric Rohmer movie (he makes movies to fall asleep to).

 

[GymWolf]

Strangest movie situation i had was when i was in varadero cuba, they had no weed to sell (by day 2 of 15 literally everyone in varadero knew we were searching for ganja )so me and my best friend took a 3 hours bus to havana because they told us that it was easy to get weed there, so we ended up having lunch with this gigantic cuban dude (and i'm a muscly 190 cm dude so he was at least like 210 cm tall and double my muscle mass) and his half naked wife (she dressed with transparent clothes so she was basically naked) while we were waiting for his associate to bring the goods.

His wife made a killer fish soup and we ended up with some nice weed from jamaica (that is extremely close to cuba) so it was all good in the end but it was a super surreal situation.

He really tried to sell us some cigars aswell but i don't smoke that stuff.