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[Luminaire]

BECOME AS GODS

 

[Trojita]

Keep ya head up mallbot!

Didn't this robot get killed in Philly?

 

[Alebrije]

He realized he was created by a doomed specie.

 

[Seven4sses]

Nier Automata (2017)

//THIS_CANNOT_CONTINUE//
//THIS_CANNOT_CONTINUE//
//THIS_CANNOT_CONTINUE//
//THIS_CANNOT_CONTINUE//

 

[bryehn]

ayyy

 

[Trojita]

I lol'd

 

[lazygecko]

 

[Oppo]

Keep ya head up mallbot!

that is HitchBot. RIP HitchBot

Didn't this robot get killed in Philly?

like America kills everything that is good and just, yes

 

[PSqueak]

Johnny 5 ain't alive

Got me good.

 

[bryehn]

ayyy

 

[D4Danger]

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Note found at the scene:

 

[mreddie]

Can't find the gif but this reminds me of the Bomb Robot from the Simpsons Movie

 

[Stinkles]

Trump D'Le'Eau

 

[Lakuza]

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

Spoiler

we're living in a nier automata world now O_O

 

[zma1013]

Looks like they bought the Seacurity model by mistake.

 

[Seven4sses]

It probably had the INsecurity patch installed and never updated

 

[explodet]

Sure, it could have been a suicide.

But what if....

It was....



MURDER

Spoiler

 

[rtcn63]

The Creators Update just keeps dropping bodies

 

[cress2000]

roomba laughs at this noob

 

[freeofgreed]

So....we're just going to ignore the fact there's such a thing as a security robot? I mean what exactly is it suppose to do?

 

[Dynasty]

Someone go check on Modbot.

 

[KernelPanic]

that, detective, is the right question

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

 

[GK86]

So....we're just going to ignore the fact there's such a thing as a security robot? I mean what exactly is it suppose to do?

Patrol the mall. Catch any shoplifters. And when it does find one:

 

[bryehn]

So....we're just going to ignore the fact there's such a thing as a security robot? I mean what exactly is it suppose to do?

It's basically a roomba with night vision and an old person phone that calls 911. Usually seen in malls.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Second page before this....

SMH GAF

 

[Replicant]

 

[Migu]

What exactly does a security robot do?

It shows the dangers on the premise! Well done security robot.

It sacrificed itself... so that no toddler will get injured.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Pain

All I know is pain

 

[norm9]

Pain

All I know is pain

 

[Nerdkiller]

Must have been one of those robots presented in "Made in America" week.

 

[Reeks]

reminds me of this story

 

[DongBeetle]

What exactly does a security robot do?

What normal security guards do now...

Call the cops

 

[Dirca]

I read that it found out it was being deployed to Philly

 

[Premium Quality]

I warned you about the stairs bro!!!

 

[turtle553]

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Turns out that they can self-terminate.

 

[peteykirch]

It needs those Roomba infrared pylons that prevent it from falling down steps.

 

[Zelenogorsk]

What exactly does a security robot do?

fall into a fountain and die.

i'm dying holy shit

 

[Deuce Deuce]

Must be an early prototype of Marvin, the paranoid android.

 

[Imperfected]

So....we're just going to ignore the fact there's such a thing as a security robot? I mean what exactly is it suppose to do?

Spook punk kids, or at least distract them from other forms of vandalism by tempting them into pushing it into a fountain.

 

[LotusHD]

Nier Automata (2017)

Become as gods!

 

[zeemumu]

 

[Kayhan]

Paul Blarto Dito: Office Cop

 

[Lemon Crest]

This is the reason why emotions are prohibited.

 

[cameron]

WaPo:

A roving security robot — oblong and about four-feet-tall — plunged into a water fountain outside a Washington, D.C., office building Monday afternoon, sending online commentators into a tizzy and causing many people to spot plenty of metaphors for the much-promised autonomous future.

The autonomous machine was apparently making its usual rounds outside the Washington Harbour office and retail complex on in Georgetown when it tumbled down some steps and into the fountain. The robot began operating at the complex in recent days, according to an office worker.

The robot's fate was unclear late Monday.

 

[evilromero]

Looks more like a suppository for a robot than a robot.

eta- it's no chopping mall robot

First thing that came to mind.

 

[Kayhan]

The rain makes it.

Infinite sadness

 

[TheOMan]

that, detective, is the right question

This is good.

 

[rtcn63]

The rain makes it.

Infinite sadness