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[jts]

No holes, no sale.

 

[BobLoblaw]

No holes, no sale.

This. No FHUTA, no sale. :lol

 

[pyros]

Came here thinking my dreams have come true

damn you Sega, damn you!

 

[Grug]

Came here thinking my dreams have come true

damn you Sega, damn you!

Yup, where is our acid rain, cyberpunk megalopolises and replicant lovers.

 

[VeritasVierge]

Does it have blast processing?

:lol

 

[HolyStar]

Does it have a built-in fleshlight?

 

[Soul4ger]

 

[karasu]

girls have been screwing robots for years. Get with the times GAF.

 

[Femmeworth]

I'll start getting interested when Sega makes a tiny robot that fights cockroaches with machine guns.

I would buy an army of those.

 

[Walshicus]

Yup, where is our acid rain, cyberpunk megalopolises and replicant lovers.

My ex girlfriend was a replicant. At least that's the excuse she used for breaking up.

 

[radios shipping overview]

My ex girlfriend was a replicant. At least that's the excuse she used for breaking up.

It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

 

[Tiduz]

Got cancelled and this pos enters the market,

 

[Walshicus]

It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

Shut up vaguely-Chinese looking Edward James Olmos! It still hurts...

Spoiler

;D

 

[USD]

It's the first step in the long journey towards sex robots. Looking forward to it.

 

[ChackanKun]

Hummm, I wonder

 

[Dark Octave]

The world is going fucking crazy.

Nah, just Japan. About 30 years ago.

 

[Karakand]

Hopefully I can get one with a Vectorman skin.

Or even better, a Seven Force model. I could have 7 sexy robot ladies instead of 1 but all in 1.

 

[ZAK]

Sega knows its audience.

 

[Karakand]

Sega knows its audience.

So Nintendo fans are all fat?

Excuse me, unfit.

 

[FightyF]

:lol

I don't get what's so funny about Blast Processing.

 

[ZAK]

So Nintendo fans are all fat?

Excuse me, unfit.

No, just hungry for peripherals.

 

[Diablos]

So... Sega went from making video game consoles to fake 15 inch kissable robotic girlfriends for lonely adult men.

Who would've thought.

 

[Dina]

Real life Angelic Layer in 5 years.

 

[Walshicus]

So... Sega went from making video game consoles to fake 15 inch kissable robotic girlfriends for lonely adult men.

Who would've thought.

Oh the ironing!

 

[Verano]

No hole, no problem.

I'd just bukkake to it.

 

[Pachael]

Sega's always seem to miss the point.

 

[Youta Mottenai]

No holes, no sale.

Fleshlight addon and price to be announced soon.

Waits for news about guys freaking out when their "girlfriends" stop working.

Sega's always seem to miss the point.

Oh c´mon.
Sega misses a lot but then there is... huh... that game about... and... ... Ah, hell! :lol :lol

 

[fistfulofmetal]

 

[JavaMava]

Yes! It's about time one of our future fantasies starts up, albeit it slow. At least they're working on it. I mean between the matrix, space colonization, and sexy robots.... sexy robots is pretty high on the list.

 

[Youta Mottenai]

What is the background/history of this pic?

 

[esbern]

does it cook?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

So... Sega went from making video game consoles to fake 15 inch kissable robotic girlfriends for lonely adult men.

Who would've thought.

They pretty much nailed that one.

 

[Lelielle]

Interesting, would urge you to check out some of the other stuff from Segatoys (they usually distribute toys in N.A through TIGER and Spinmaster toys) thye actually have some really cool stuff, I have my eyes on the Homestar planetarium. http://www.segatoys.co.jp/

The scale grand piano is cool....

 

[Aselith]

They pretty much nailed that one.

lol one of the best comics PA ever did.

 

[Tamanon]

Sega make hardware that aims to fill the social voids of awkward, lonely men? This is a new venture

Probably will sell better than the 32x at least.

 

[LazerShark]

My artificial girlfriend would be a Fleshlight with googly eyes and yarn hair

 

[Aselith]

My artificial girlfriend would be a Fleshlight with googly eyes and yarn hair

Hell yeah! The googly eyes make it ribbed for YOUR pleasure and the yarn hair feels like pubes. It's practically the real thing tbh.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

There's a Dreamcast joke to be made here, I'm sure of it.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

'Eternal Maiden Actualization'

sounds epic

 

[Staccat0]

IMA hit it!

 

["God's Beard!"]

There's a Dreamcast joke to be made here, I'm sure of it.

trance vibrator?

 

[Armitage]

I regard this product with the utmost suspicion.

 

[thrasher]

Most important question. Does it have a coin slot?

 

[∀ Narayan]

Spoiler

I would totally do a sexy she-robot.

We all would. Single or not.

 

[Servbot #42]

If technology advances years from now and we could make robots that act and feel almost human i wonder how many people would hit it. Probably quite a few.

 

[Ripclawe]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080619112150.owmq7yp3&show_article=1&image=large

For people looking for a dance partner that doesn't step on toes, toymakers Sega and Hasbro on Thursday unveiled a new two-wheeled dancing robot with stereo sound.
The remote control A.M.P Automated Music Personality, or Ampbot, can be hooked up to an MP3 player or iPod on its back.

The 73-centimetre (2.4 feet) tall black robot can bob its head and dance while LED lights on its head flash red.

It has stereo speakers and turntable-shaped hands that can be used for volume control, sound effects and DJ-style scratching.

"The Ampbot is for men who like robots and who as children dreamed of living one day with robots," Osamu Takeuchi of Sega Toys, part of the Sega Sammy Group, said at the launch at the Tokyo Toy Show.

The Ampbot follows ZMP's "Miuro" or Sony Corp's "Rolly," both small oval-shaped music players that roll around on the floor and move under command.

But the Ampbot "has a real presence in the home by allowing interaction with the owner. The owner can also enjoy being chased around the house by the robot," said Takeuchi.

Sega and Hasbro expect to begin selling the Ampbot in Japan and the US from November, with a global launch planned within 18 months.

"The market for robots like this in the US is growing," said Steven Gasman, a Hasbro assistant brand manager.

A Sega official said the price in Japan would be around 80,000 yen (745 dollars).

Chase mode in a robot is not a good idea

 

[sky]

Girlfriends hand out business cards?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

I'll start getting interested when Sega makes a tiny robot that fights cockroaches with machine guns.

Hoi-hoi San / Combat San is KONAMI, not sucky Sega.

 

[Koshiro]

Girlfriends hand out business cards?

Only the good ones.

 

[Garcia]

I'm simultaneously confused, amazed and scared. A third of each I suppose...

Where are we heading?