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Serious question about Mr. Fantastic (Fantastic 4)

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FF_VIII

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I just watched Rise of the Silver Surfer for some reason. It was ok, but onto my question about Mr. Fantastic.

Could he make his penis longer?



Serious discussion only. I need to know, as it would clear a lot of things up in the movie that didn't make much sense.
 
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Seth C

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FF_VIII said:
Question number 2;

Would it retain the width?
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I don't see why not. I believe he should be able to divert mass from other parts of his body to his penis, if need be.
 
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Alucard

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Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
 
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Seth C

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Tamanon said:
Also does the Thing have an orange dork?
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Yes, if by dork you mean dick. Also, it is made of rock and thus, always hard. Given the circumstances however, I doubt it is erect. I'm not sure how that would work given his condition.

Alucard said:
Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
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She is invisible not phase shifted or something, so it wouldn't help in preventing pregnancy. Given we never see the food in her digestive system though, I imagine it would be odd for the guy, as his penis would apparently be invisible while inside her.
 
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SpeedingUptoStop

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Alucard said:
Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
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I'm not sure if it'd avoid pregnancy, but it'd make a sweet painting.
 
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Ferrio

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Alucard said:
Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
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I doubt it... but it would make for some interesting porn.
 
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HomerSimpson-Man

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Alucard said:
Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
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No, but the Invisible Woman can create force fields to stop the load from reaching it's destination. Though she might have to watch her strength and precision control and not accidentally lop that poor guy off by accident.
 
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SupahBlah

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"You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
 
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Weenerz

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What an awful, piece of shit movie. From the blatant advertising, to the kiddie PG rating and with Galactus being a goddamn space cloud, I want to piss and shit all over this.
 
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Flow

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Seth C said:
She is invisible not phase shifted or something, so it wouldn't help in preventing pregnancy. Given we never see the food in her digestive system though, I imagine it would be odd for the guy, as his penis would apparently be invisible while inside her.
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In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol.2, when Mr. Hyde rapes The Invisible Man, if I recall correctly his penis was visible.

Or maybe the angle prevented us from finding out, I don't know it's been a while.
 
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Count Dookkake

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Flow said:
In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol.2, when Mr. Hyde rapes The Invisible Man, if I recall correctly his penis was visible.

Or maybe the angle prevented us from finding out, I don't know it's been a while.
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Brings new meaning to "hidey hole."
 
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Dabookerman

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HomerSimpson-Man said:
How can you not!

Seriously, if you were Mr. Fantastic, how big would you make it?!
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This is what I would do.

It's quite simple really.

You stick it up her arse, it's probably really long by now. You squirm it around her intestines, go through her browns, through the stomach, and out of the mouth.
Hands on hips, laughing.
 
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Seth C

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Flow said:
In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol.2, when Mr. Hyde rapes The Invisible Man, if I recall correctly his penis was visible.

Or maybe the angle prevented us from finding out, I don't know it's been a while.
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Different character though. When the Invisible Man consumes food, doesn't it show through his body?
 
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SnakeswithLasers

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Alucard said:
Can the invisible woman make herself invisible just before a guy finishes inside her, to avoid getting pregnant?
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My sex ed teacher back in junior high said that you can get pregnant from anal. "Yes, it's all connected down there." I'm not sure what is more disturbing: that the teacher said that, or that a 12 year old girl in the class asked the question in the first place.

Also, wear a condom if you're having sex with invisible girl. You don't want to be stuck paying child support for 18 years to some kid that "really exists, he's just invisible."
 
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HomerSimpson-Man

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Flow said:
It makes excellent sense in context, go read it, Alan Moore is a genius.
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I'm sure he is, but I rather not find out his reasons for monster forced invisible man lovin' cause well....I don't want to see monster forced invisible man lovin'!!

dabookerman said:
This is what I would do.

It's quite simple really.

You stick it up her arse, it's probably really long by now. You squirm it around her intestines, go through her browns, through the stomach, and out of the mouth.
Hands on hips, laughing.
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Dude...
 
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dark steve

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Every so often, I visit scans_daily on livejournal. And every so often, scans_daily features terrible fan porn comics.

One I saw on there was of Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman, both of them doing fantastic things, including but not limited to Mr. Fantastic entering via certain orifices and exiting via others.

Actually, I once saw a popeye tijiuana bible that did the same...
 
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Flow

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Seth C said:
Different character though. When the Invisible Man consumes food, doesn't it show through his body?
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I don't think so. As long as he's not wearing exterior clothes, he only shows up after death. That was reflected in both the original book and in League.

In League, Mr. Hyde gets covered in his blood after raping him. But it takes a while for The Invisible Man to bleed to death, so Mr. Hyde is in the middle of a dinner with Captain Nemo on the Nautilus when the blood starts showing up.
 
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Ignatz Mouse

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dark steve said:
Every so often, I visit scans_daily on livejournal. And every so often, scans_daily features terrible fan porn comics.

One I saw on there was of Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman, both of them doing fantastic things, including but not limited to Mr. Fantastic entering via certain orifices and exiting via others.

Actually, I once saw a popeye tijiuana bible that did the same...
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I have that Popeye one in a book. Amazing.
 
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SketchTheArtist

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HomerSimpson-Man said:
How can you not!

Seriously, if you were Mr. Fantastic, how big would you make it?!
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Geez I dunno. If you think that you're penis is the only part of your body that can please a woman sexually, you're better off just masturbating.
 
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Brannon

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Flow said:
In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol.2, when Mr. Hyde rapes The Invisible Man, if I recall correctly his penis was visible.

Or maybe the angle prevented us from finding out, I don't know it's been a while.
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What.
 
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Ferrio

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Flow said:
Mr. Hyde is awesome. You don't fuck with Mr. Hyde.

He destroys a War of the Worlds alien Tripod with his bare hands.

Then he eats the alien inside.
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So, rape isn't his only talent?
 
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Flow

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Ferrio said:
So, rape isn't his only talent?
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No, he's blessed with brute strength, animalistic instincts, a complete disregard for other's wellbeing, and an overall nasty disposition. Haven't you ever read Jekyll and Hyde?
 
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Ferrio

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Flow said:
No, he's blessed with brute strength, animalistic instincts, a complete disregard for other's wellbeing, and an overall nasty disposition. Haven't you ever read Jekyll and Hyde?
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Actually no, but even so I never heard about him raping anyone.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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how do you kill Mr. Fantastic? If you shot him, wouldn't the bullet just stretch him at the point of impact until it lost its momentum?
 
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GCQuinton

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Ninja Scooter said:
how do you kill Mr. Fantastic? If you shot him, wouldn't the bullet just stretch him at the point of impact until it lost its momentum?
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The Skrulls seem to be working on that right now :lol
 
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Haly

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You're all thinking too small. With his abilities, he can easily split his penis into 2 or even 3 similarly sensitive appendages. 3 chicks at the same time.
 
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Chamber

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SupahBlah said:
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"You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
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Hot damn, Stan looks awesome with the full beard. I approve.
 
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