So, has anyone else played Strike Witches? I've been playing it over the last week or so, and I think it's actually pretty good game. It has its problems and it's not particularly great or anything, but it's still pretty fun. I just got my 1000/1000 on it, so here's my review:
+ Character selection. There are 12 different girls you can select for your team, and each of them have their own abilities. Of course, some of them are [a lot] more powerful than the other, but it gives nice variety.
+ Bullet patterns, level design, and enemy variety is pretty good for the most part.
+ Pretty robust story mode. There are four preset teams you can play the story with. There's lots of dialog and all of it's fully voiced. This is probably awesome if you're a Strike Witches fan who can read Japanese. I guess.
+ Bosses are [mostly] good, but some of them last too long, since each boss has multiple phases. The only boss that I think kinda sucks is the one on stage 4, since half the time on Normal mode you can kill him without having to dodge anything.
+ Decent set of achievements. There are four skill-based achievements for 1cc'ing normal, hard, and very hard, and one more for no-missing the game on any difficulty. The rest are for playing story mode, using every character, etc.
+/- The scoring system is okay, but it's extremely simple. Enemies drop medals and you collect them. Collect 100 and their value increases, collect 200 and their value maxes out. Getting hit or letting them drop off screen does not reset their rank or anything, so just collect as much as you can for a high score.
+/- The game is pretty easy. Normal is an easy 1cc. Hard and Very Hard are more challenging, since you take more damage when hit (up to 50% of your lifebar) with thicker bullet patterns and faster moving bullets, but it's still not a very difficult game to clear. Your health also refills between each stage.
- Some randomness. The stage 5 boss in particular is complete bullshit. During his 4th phase, he has a few different attacks he can use, and he seems to choose them randomly. Here's the problem: he has this one laser attack that will immediately hit you as soon as it fires. You can't dodge it on reaction, so you have to be moving preemptively in order to avoid it. Very annoying.
- Lack of a proper 'enemy incoming' warning. Enemies can come from anywhere on the screen, even from multiple directions at once. So it can be really annoying when you accidentally back into one that just spawned behind you and lose 50% of your health. :|
- Terrible graphics. The models for the girls are okay I suppose, but everything else looks awful. Nearly every enemy is pure black, with white hexagons and some red blotches on them, and the backgrounds are dull and repetitive.
- Completely forgettable music. I probably couldn't identify a single song from this game, even after playing for as long as I have.
- Online leaderboards only track Normal mode.
- Can't save or download replays from the leaderboard.
I think that covers everything. That may seem like a negative review, but overall I think it's a pretty fun game and I like it quite a bit. I'm not sure I'd recommend it to everyone, but I'm glad I bought it. I'd give it a 7/10.