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[cyberheater]

How about this macaroni salad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

 

[Damaniel]

"Welcometosimplysaratodaywearegoingtomake<insertfoodhere>"

I've been watching this channel off and on (in horror) for a while now. Not only is every dish she makes a huge calorie bomb, none of them even look particularly tasty either.

 

[Easy_D]

Sweetened condensed milk? *in a salad*.

Edit: A CUP OF SUGAR

 

[God Dayumm]

That one is more like a soup

 

[demon]

She seems like a nice person but her channel is literally a recipe for a million heart attacks. Just fucking gross. I mean she made a meal with a cup of sugar. What the fuck.

 

[Hrothgar]

That's her old channel, she has a new one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvepivtcoZs

She seems to have decreased the Mayonnaise intake XD

 

[Mortemis]

Yeah, found out about this channel when some poster here tried to convince us that every American puts a cup of sugar in their salad.

 

[xxracerxx]

Ugh, all of that really does look like it will make my heart explode.

I am going to make some Mole de Olla this week to combat these fatty foods....Mmmmmm

 

[Mudcrab]

Yeah, found out about this channel when some poster here tried to convince us that every American puts a cup of sugar in their salad.

Wait what?

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Aw yeah Simply Sarah was my shit. Is she putting out new videos?

 

[cyberheater]

This guy actually made it.

Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).

Nearly 7000 calories for salad. Holy fuck.

http://www.nathaniel.ca/?p=1376

 

[Ferrio]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

 

[sestrugen]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

Just check a few of the responses and you will know why the topic was created.

 

[air jordans for dogs]

The macaroni salad video is in the infamous youtube video list along with the pizza roll challenge

 

[JordanKZ]

The idea that someone thinks this is okay to eat, is fucking terrifying.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

This guy actually made it.

Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).

Nearly 7000 calories for salad. Holy fuck.

http://www.nathaniel.ca/?p=1376

Jesus Christ.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

The idea that someone thinks this is okay to eat, is fucking terrifying.

I want to try it. Once.

 

[Interceptor]

That's the diet version. No cheese.

 

[DJ_Lae]

This guy actually made it.

Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).

Nearly 7000 calories for salad. Holy fuck.

http://www.nathaniel.ca/?p=1376

To be fair to the recipe (gross as adding sweetened condensed milk is in this case) it's probably not hugely worse for you per portion than a KFC macaroni salad or commercially available one. They're all mayonnaise bases with way too much sugar.

I wouldn't touch it, of course. Or the sides from any fried chicken place, they're gross.

 

[JMDSO]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

Yeah, no. It's literally just "LOL look at the stupid American fatty and the shit she makes."

 

[NCR Redslayer]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

Probably a mix of both.

Wait what?

There was a thread before about a european guy complaining why american food was so sweet and i think some guy responded "We put sugar in everything."

Don't qoute me on this.

 

[Mitch]

[screams internally]

 

[xxracerxx]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

Did you see what she was cooking? I don't feel like any person should be eating that stuff.

 

[Griss]

I've seen her before. It's sad. When that cup of sugar came out the first time... yikes.

To try and salvage something from this: Does anyone know of any actual low-calorie youtube cooking channels?

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

The idea that someone thinks this is okay to eat, is fucking terrifying.

Lol if this is "Fucking terrifying" your life must just be one brain destroying Lovecraftian mindfuck after the next.

 

[Nasser]

that's sad

 

[SomedayTheFire]

This guy actually made it.

Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).

Nearly 7000 calories for salad. Holy fuck.

http://www.nathaniel.ca/?p=1376

I feel physically sick

 

[cyberheater]

I really hope this thread was posted because the OP is truely interested in her recipes for himself and not because he wants to make fun of someone. Because that's a pretty dick move if so.

Nope. I'm actually horrified at the craziness that someone is showing you how to make a 7000 calorie salad. It's frankly incredible.

 

[shadyspace]

To try and salvage something from this: Does anyone know of any actual low-calorie youtube cooking channels?

For real, the thread title got my hopes up.

 

[minor effort]

I never understood macaroni salad. It's mostly macaroni and mayonnaise. People want that?

 

[djplaeskool]

An ENTIRE cup of vinegar?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Fuuuck that..she's nuts.

 

[WadiumArcadium]

This guy actually made it.

Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).

Nearly 7000 calories for salad. Holy fuck.

http://www.nathaniel.ca/?p=1376

Urgh. That looks revolting.

 

[Mitch]

*starts to make a broccoli salad*

*dumps a cup of mayo and sugar into the mix*

I'm not hungry anymore

 

[Calamari41]

It has always made me feel physically ill to watch her videos. Like, if I were eating something right now I would have to stop for a while.

 

[OmegaTreeFish]

That's the diet version. No cheese.

Light mayo????

 

[xxracerxx]

Why does it look like she is putting in 2 cups of sugar and vinegar and only calling it 1?

 

[Interceptor]

It's like watching a slow motion suicide.

 

[God Dayumm]

Yeah, found out about this channel when some poster here tried to convince us that every American puts a cup of sugar in their salad.

It was the only rational and evidence-based explanation of why american food is sweet "/

 

[jediyoshi]

Amateur hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8kv459qfM

 

[Interceptor]

Why does it look like she is putting in 2 cups of sugar and vinegar and only calling it 1?

Her cups are.. different.

Spoiler

oh god..

 

[Ferrio]

Nope. I'm actually horrified at the craziness that someone is showing you how to make a 7000 calorie salad. It's frankly incredible.

So I assume you're going to start showing us epic meal time vids too?

 

[Fracas]

Why would anyone in their right mind eat macaroni salad in the first place

 

[Miles Quaritch]

She sounded winded after beating the mayonnaise.

I just don't know man...

 

[Damaniel]

Light mayo????

She started using vegan mayonnaise at some point because it's supposedly healthier. It's still a mountain of oil, just minus the egg.

 

[xxracerxx]

Why would anyone in their right mind eat macaroni salad in the first place

I like a tiny scoop of the stuff if I am eating Hawaiian food, but that is only if I know it is made well. Most mac salads out there are absolutely terrible though.

 

[cyberheater]

So I assume you're going to start showing us epic meal time vids too?

Hush you.

 

[xxracerxx]

So I assume you're going to start showing us epic meal time vids too?

There is a clear difference here between the two.

 

[Priz]

To try and salvage something from this: Does anyone know of any actual low-calorie youtube cooking channels?

Heard good stuff from a friend about what Ellie Krieger does -
http://www.elliekrieger.com/
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ellie+krieger
but no idea how much of her stuff is low calorie, other than being "healthy"...

When I read the title of this thread, I thought it'd be about Sara Moulton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVK68FmsoX4

 

[Merc_]

I've seen that video a few times and it still gets me.