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http://www.thelocal.de/20140822/court-orders-doctors-to-measure-delivermans

Herbert O, 54, was accused by a teenaged girl of delivering more than just the package her family had ordered when he approached their house in August 2013.

The girl and her mother went to police the same evening to report the offending member protruding from his open pants zipper.

But Herbert has contested the allegations, saying that he is insufficiently endowed to trouble public order. He even called on his wife to take the stand and testify to his lack of inches.

“I'm sorry, darling, but your penis is too short to hang out of your trousers,” she told the local court in the town of Leer in East Frisia (Lower Saxony).

They may yet have months to wait to see if the expert medical opinion stands up in court.

“We've never seen anything like this before,” said court manager Norbert Bruns.

And who says the Germans don't have any sense of humour? If it's too small, then it might be hard to see whether the medical opinion would stand up in court.

 

[Amalthea]

If it's about penises and sex they suddenly get humorous.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

If the dick's petite, you must acquit!

 

[Chariot]

This is so weird.

“We've never seen anything like this before,” said court manager Norbert Bruns.

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[Funky Papa]

If it's about penises and sex they suddenly get humorous.

Peen stuff is laughable by default.

The mere image of a dangling penis is funny. A hanging vag, though...

 

[Tesseract]

if the junk don't fit you must acquit

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Peen stuff is laughable by default.

The mere image of a dangling penis is funny. A hanging vag, though...

Whoa, did you just mention a vagina? Stop that shit.

 

[Binabik15]

Omg.

I guess someone didn't understand the intent beyond that old movie quote:

Flasher: Whadda think?



Lou Ann McGuinn: Looks like a penis to me - only smaller.

Two Germanies in G-A-F today?! What happened, it was Florida only for such a nice streak.

 

[Tugatrix]

why exactly is this a court case?

 

[Night Hunter]

why exactly is this a court case?

You mean aside from an old perv possibly flashing a teenage girl?

 

[Binabik15]

why exactly is this a court case?

Ahem, showing unwilling people, especially underaged ones, your genitals can be considered a range of unlawful incidents in many countries, like harassment, public disturbance or assault with a (deadly) weapon, depending on how much heat you're packing and where and how it happens.

Just in case that's, uh, something you're doing...or a "friend" of yours.

 

[Night Hunter]

Ahem, showing unwilling people, especially underaged ones, your genitals can be considered a range of unlawful incidents in many countries, like harassment, public disturbance or assault with a (deadly) weapon, depending on how much heat you're packing and where and how it happens.

Just in case that's, uh, something you're doing...or a "friend" of yours.

Yeah, I go out all the time and club people to death with my erect penis.

 

[jonno394]

There's an article in the UK newspaper The Sun about a guy in Court who is accused of masturbating in his car next to a coach of school girls. Staff said it was quite big and they saw it.

His defence is that his penis is too small that it can't have been seen and that he had an itch. His defence then went on to reveal its 3.5 inch erect length. He was convicted of exposure and jailed for six months.

 

[Volimar]

 

[Kinyou]

Peen stuff is laughable by default.

The mere image of a dangling penis is funny. A hanging vag, though...

Oh vaginas can be hilarious as well in Germany. Like that time an US exchange student got his foot stuck in a stone vagina

 

[Deleted member 245925]

Coincidence?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=880856

 

[John Dunbar]

that defense alone is brilliant enough that they should just let the case go.

 

[figadapaura]

There's an article in the UK newspaper The Sun about a guy in Court who is accused of masturbating in his car next to a coach of school girls. Staff said it was quite big and they saw it.

His defence is that his penis is too small that it can't have been seen and that he had an itch. His defence then went on to reveal its 3.5 inch erect length. He was convicted of exposure and jailed for six months.

lol that's even funnier than the OP.

What's wrong with these people?

 

[Tugatrix]

You mean aside from an old perv possibly flashing a teenage girl?

but from what I read it was an accident the zipper was open

 

[Nugg]

but from what I read it was an accident the zipper was open

Open zipper can be an accident.

If your dick is hanging outside your pants, it's not an accident anymore, you know it.

You do it in front of little girls, you go in prison.

 

[SliceSabre]

Out of all the defenses he could use. Wow.

 

[carlo6529]

Edit~ posted in the wrong thread. This has never happened before lol ...

 

[MMaRsu]

if the junk don't fit you must acquit

Hahahahahha

 

[IISANDERII]

I remember crazy stories like this often came from Germany but it's really slowed down over the years. I wonder why.

 

[Pbae]

GG...G

 

[Cow Mengde]

A hanging vag, though...

... is the stuff of nightmares.