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[Jiggy]

By this point, even I give up. >_> Oh well. Update to follow within ~5 minutes of this post?

 

[Dark Ninja]

SAKURAI!!!

 

[Danthrax]

has it ever been this late before?

Yes, this isn't unprecedented but it sure is rare.

 

[Shahadan]

UPDATED !

Oh shit !




(I'm sure it will be something like that by the way)

 

[Olaeh]

/sigh- I would say this better be something big, but somehow, I think it won't be That said, I can't sleep till I see what it is.

 

[Danthrax]

UPDATED !

Oh shit !




(I'm sure it will be something like that by the way)

.... ¬_¬ I wish malice upon you.

 

[Dark Ninja]

UPDATED !


Barel image

Oh shit !

(I'm sure it will be something like that by the way)

You had me there for a sec

 

[WildArms]

In 15 minutes time hopefully.

 

[PkunkFury]

UPDATED !

Oh shit !




(I'm sure it will be something like that by the way)

we already had that update!

 

[AlternativeUlster]

UPDATED !

Oh shit !




(I'm sure it will be something like that by the way)

Hahaha. That would be funny. I am hoping for a character update but I think thats what everyone else wants.

 

[sprsk]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

 

[Kevtones]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

In a way, this is kind of an update.

Two in one day!!!

 

[WildArms]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

But he posted an image of a Barrel, and we all know we've had a barrel update.

Ah well.

 

[Bo130]

All the updates have been in these ranges:

2:55 AM - 5:11 AM EST
11:55 PM - 2:11 AM PST

In 20 minutes we'll be having a new "record", right?

 

[Danthrax]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

You're my hero, sporsk. Even if you made fun of me while I was drunk and vulnerable.

 

[faberpach]

no sonic update yet?

 

[WildArms]

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5........

 

[Companion Cube]

I hope they don't update today just so they're a little more likely to make up for it with something new and juicy.

 

[Innotech]

what the ****? I woke up from my daily keyboard nap to find....nothing.
I am not amused Sakurai.

 

[WildArms]

Another hour gone and no update...

 

[ShockingAlberto]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

<3333

 

[USD]

It's 5:12 AM.

A NEW RECORD!

 

[Bo130]

2 hours and 13 minutes late now. Hasn't been that late before

 

[The M.O.B]

It's 5:12 AM.

A NEW RECORD!

If I had a party gif handy I would use it.

I'll be asleep in a couple minutes if that update don't come.

 

[scottnak]

Well well. Japan time has hit a new level of unpredictability.
There's not some sort of holiday going on that we're not aware of is it?
*patiently waits*

 

[Enduin]

It's 5:12 AM.

A NEW RECORD!

If this aint some epic shit someone better be getting fired tomorrow.

 

[AlternativeUlster]

It better be a double update like they introduce some new way of playing Smash Bros like the assist trophys or something like that. Maybe it will be a way where you can accidently ride a rocket or something that takes you to another stage.

 

[Innotech]

maybe Sakurai and Kojima were busy playing a game of smash and, like, totally forgot to update, man :lol

 

[ant1532]

All right.

I'm cracking down on the ass****ers who keep doing the "HURRHURR NEW UPDATE JUST KIDDING!!" shit.

Starting with this guy.

Awesome.

Wtf at update though. I just woke up in the middle of the night like I usually do ad this is when I check the Smash update and it aint up yet!

 

[tetrisgrammaton]

smash's canceled

 

[Danthrax]

It's 5:12 AM.

A NEW RECORD!

 

[kamikaze]

been a while since there's been a music update...though a movie would be cooler.

 

[thetrin]

Well well. Japan time has hit a new level of unpredictability.
There's not some sort of holiday going on that we're not aware of is it?
*patiently waits*

If there is, my office sure doesn`t know about it. :lol

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I bet it will be a super-weak update.

 

[DefectiveReject]

Updated daily Monday to Friday!

Contacts his lawyer - I want my update dammit.

 

[WildArms]

Sakurai has been caught in the pyramid of doom.

At first the update was an hour late, so they thought hmm we need to find something a bit better than usual to put, to you know, please the fans and make up for it.

While they were figuring out what to put up, just as they found it, they looked at the time and said OMG another hour has passed! This update isn't good enough, we need to make up for wasting TWO hours of the fans times.

So now, they are searching for an update that is worth 2+ hours. Once it reaches 3 hours, the same process will repeat.

Fast forward to the year 2067, where we have all got granchildren, and Mario Party 68 is out, the site is updated.

The update? Captain Falcon is playable.

 

[Proven]

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

BRAND NEW CHARACTER!

IKE IS IN! MARTH IS OUT!

Edit: Ok, Marth is out not confirmed yet, but with a heavier sword Ike becomes at least slightly slower than Marth, so that's one type of balance fix, right?

I mean, I love the guy, my second best character to play with, but he kinda unbalances the game a bit...

 

[ksinghsf]

Ike!

 

[devilhawk]

IKE!!!

 

[WildArms]

WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

IKE!!

 

[flipping_heck]

HOLY SHIT!! IKE!!

 

[Dark Ninja]

This update DELIVERED

 

[WildArms]

(ive never played fire emblem before)

OMG ITS IKEEE!!!!!

(i dunno why the hell i'm happy)

YES ITS IKE!!!!!

I'm so easily pleased >_>

 

[Teasel]

UPDATE!
IKE!
WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING

From Fire Emblem, Ike appears! The fact that he can wield a two-handed sword with a single hand is a testament to his magnificent strength.

His brings his special move "Aether" with him as he crashes the Brawl party. Try for a single-stroke finishing blow with his mighty blade!
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801a.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801b.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801c.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801d.jpg

 

[AniHawk]

Badass

 

[99nikniht]

I must admit it's sort of expected but great to know it's finally confirmed.

 

[SuperAngelo64]

-hides in megaton shelter-

 

[ShinNL]

Holy crap!

 

[NeonZ]

WARNING!
CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

Ike

Hm... Interesting how there's no screenshot of Ike fighting in the castle stage... He has 'Aether' too.

 

[PkunkFury]

:lol

well that was worth waiting for!