digita1alchemy said:I wish it could be straight-up dawg time, all the time.
Sounds like infomercial.
With __Product X__, it can be straight-up dawg time, all the time!
digita1alchemy said:I wish it could be straight-up dawg time, all the time.
It can bedigita1alchemy said:I wish it could be straight-up dawg time, all the time.
cuyahoga said:That's not me.Originally Posted by Geek:
Why do you guys just assume that he's pirating this game? You can rent DS carts via Gamefly.
Look, he even said he was going to rent it months ago:
http://twitter.com/supererogatory/status/2611096160
What? I can admit when I'm wrong.Neuromancer said:^Oh snap
:lolsquall211 said:Shit has never been so fucked up --IGN
[Nintex] said:
Haunted said:I thought he meant Army of Tutu
edit: Rogue Warrior, Medal of Honor or Gears of War 2 work as well. :lol
squall211 said:Shit has never been so fucked up --IGN
Geek said:My mistake. I thought that since his NeoGAF account was approved the week you started posting and that many of your posts are links off to superannuation, that you might be the same person.
And that you're both Australian and both love Mark Ecko's Getting Up, Everything or Nothing, the SSX series, the NBA Street series, Imagine: Party Babyz, Tork, and the works of PopCap more than just about anyone else I've ever seen on the internet, you can see how I might make that assumption.
Especially since you both consider Majora's Mask the only good Zelda game. And that you both went on a Brutal Legend media blackout.
I mean, in my defense, not many people hold Sega Marine Fishing in that high regard.
Plus, how often do you hear the phrase "honest to blog"? Not that often.
Apologies for the confusion, though.
Jocchan said:
Geek said:My mistake. I thought that since his NeoGAF account was approved the week you started posting and that many of your posts are links off to superannuation, that you might be the same person.
And that you're both Australian and both love Mark Ecko's Getting Up, Everything or Nothing, the SSX series, the NBA Street series, Imagine: Party Babyz, Tork, and the works of PopCap more than just about anyone else I've ever seen on the internet, you can see how I might make that assumption.
Especially since you both consider Majora's Mask the only good Zelda game. And that you both went on a Brutal Legend media blackout.
I mean, in my defense, not many people hold Sega Marine Fishing in that high regard.
Plus, how often do you hear the phrase "honest to blog"? Not that often.
Apologies for the confusion, though.
total brolocaust :lolJocchan said:
No, but I used to follow @supererogatory on Twitter for a while and some of those particular quirks in taste and atypical opinions leaped out at me. When cuyahoga started posting on NeoGAF, I just assumed they were the same person. When cuyahoga said supererogatory/superannuation wasn't him, I decided to see if I remembered certain things correctly. But maybe I remembered all those things and other things wrong...Danthrax said:Do you keep a database filled with every GAFfer's IRL locations and gaming preferences?
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thetrin said:It is the year 21XX. B.R.O Alliance Forces roll across the Middle East. Shit has gotten real.
The hot vaguely Middle Eastern sun beats down onto the sand as explosions deafen the year and dust obscures vision. A tent sits just meters behind the frontline, its loose fabric flapping in the wind.
Inside, a scar-faced general stands in front of a tactical map. Several soldiers sit before him, but only one there matters. His mane is glorious, and his stare an icy, deadly one.
Dude, the general growls, weve called you in from the frontlines for a very important mission.
How much worse can it get? Dudebro growls, stroking his beard and beating women off with a stick.
We have reason to believe that Pesquali, one of the most dangerous terrorists to ever live is alive, and hes selling weapons to the Middle East.
Which part?
All of it.
The general sticks a Polaroid picture of the eye-scarred and mustachioed Pesquali on the map.
Pesquali is mine, Dudebro roars. He fucked my shit up, so Im going to have to shoot him.
Or slice him, Dudebros sidekick Chicken interjects.
Yes, or slice him, Dudebro responds as he chews menacingly on his own tongue. I havent decided which yet.
Youre going to have a lot of time to make your choice, Dudebro, the general says. Pesquali was just spotted in Mexico City. Follow the guns, find our man.
As Chicken and Dudebro step out of the tent, the wind begins the pick up, and sand begins to black out the sky.
Are we leaving immediately, Dude? Chicken asks.
Eff yeah, Chicken, Dudebro answers. Its Straight-up Dawg Time.
You are part of the problem.cuyahoga said:I'm thirty minutes in, and thus far it is, honest to blog, one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I have had all year.
In case you think I'm lying for whatever reason, here's my DS upper screen.
thetrin said:Dudebro strikes. (sorry, I'm not a fantastic comedy writer :\
Comedy? You think this is a joke or something?thetrin said:(sorry, I'm not a fantastic comedy writer :\)
cuyahoga said:honest to blog
cuyahoga said:You are some sort of parental-caretaker-type who has to constantly appease the baby and ensure its safety, and of course, guide its way to fashion stardom. I'm only thirty minutes in and I went into this completely blind, so I'm still caretaking on day one. Caretaking is done through a combination of mini-games and Sims-style management, and it seems you pass a day by filling four hearts by doing things that the baby wants you to do.
Also, your baby is sartorially aware, and you have to ensure it is dressed in accordance to its very specific tastes.
John said:Comedy? You think this is a joke or something?
tenritsu said:I guess Dudebro answers the question to that "what game would GAF make" thread.
Speevy said:How do you rent DS games? And never quote Diablo Cody again or I will kill you.
Or maybe it's a code for "Read this thread? I didn't"ScrabbleBanshee said:I'm pretty sure "Rent" is code for "Torrent" in this situation.
It should sayJocchan said:First screenshot!
That is in the second screen (not pictured here)Odrion said:It should say
"My shit is fucked up so I got to shoot/slice you.
It's straight up dawg time."
Yeah you have to have the intro mission in which shit gets fucked up, before straight up dawg time is confirmed.Jocchan said:That is in the second screen (not pictured here)
And the game will end with Old Dudebro telling his story to his nephews, with one of them congratulating and saying "Cool story, Dudebro!". Cut to black. End credits (with soundtrack by Marilyn Manson).Cohsae said:Yeah you have to have the intro mission in which shit gets fucked up, before straight up dawg time is confirmed.
I count well over a dozen muscles on his chest alone :lolJocchan said:
Sorry, I should have added more but I was running out of spaceTheEastonator said:I count well over a dozen muscles on his chest alone :lol
Yes I concur, not enough hilarious pot references to truly be dudebro.freitax said:hmm I don't know... I feel like dudebro needs more cannabis leafs around him, I mean he's dude enough, but is he bro enough?
He can't, because of the space marine armor hidden below his military shirt.Igo said:I feel like his collar should be popped too.